Russian Invasion of Ukraine (2022): Thread 1 - Ukrainian Liars vs Russian Liars with Air and Artillery Superiority

[Reddit Gold]

The longer I stare at it the funnier it becomes.

 

[Spicey McHaggis]

Some part of me hopes that Zelensky reaches the "they're gonna kill me no matter what" stage and he releases every single piece of dirt he has on anybody ever.

If he does that, he will have completely erased all of his faults, and actually would be the hero Twitter so desperately tries to portray him as.

 

[GeorgeApley]

They're not wrong lol you don't refer to any other country as "the"

The Gambia

 

[Probably An Autist]

Watching the 24 hour news to catch up, TIL everything is genocide.

Also i'm that the normies will stop saying "lol russia so gay, can't even conquer a massive country in 8 hours" now that they can see they were holding back the shelling in an effort to take the cities while they still stood.

 

[mr.moon1488]

sounds like you should be de nazified next lol

I suspect your posts are de nazified elsewhere.

 

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If he does that, he will have completely erased all of his faults, and actually would be the hero Twitter so desperately tries to portray him as.

If he does that, he'll be memory holed so hard it'll be like that CIA spook whose name you literally couldn't say on any social media site. Eric whatever. Zelensky will literally vanish from all discussion overnight, never to be allowed to be thought of again.

 

[MelloYello]

Zelensky probably figured that since the US put him in power, and his government paid millions to children of US officials, we had his back with the full force & might of the US Armed Forced.
Sorry, faggot, should've paid attention to what happened in Afghanistan. Hope you have better luck than those guys did!

Saakashvili thought the same when he went for South Ossetia.
Saddam thought he had a gentlemen's agreement with the US regarding Kuwait. After all, he had been "our bastard" against Iran.

It's amazing how many useful idiots you can find among so-called leaders.

 

[Reddit Gold]

If he does that, he will have completely erased all of his faults, and actually would be the hero Twitter so desperately tries to portray him as.

So an un-ironic case of "If your enemies kill themselves they win"?

 

[The Notorious RGB]

If this is legit and they manage to blow the bridge the Western Kyiv advance is fucked and might end up being a repeat of the Battle for Kiev in 1941 where a shit ton of Soviets got encircled.

https://twitter.com/Nrg8000/status/1499299827183931395?s=20&t=c9cmty2-brAQOhRd4mtLlA

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Apparently Russian military have never considered that bridges might be destroyed and thought of other ways to cross rivers.

That bridge was blown days ago, somewhere around D+2 or D+3. These claims of Ukranians pushing back are all fraudulent, at most they repulse a halfass probing attack or totally unsupported paradrop on a fortified location like the airbases. Everything else has just been picking off isolated convoys and vehicles with ATGM. The Kiev area is city fighting by a large "Volksstrum" tier force. The experiences Russia learned at Grozny have taught them to take it slow and not just hurl APC deep into the city unsupported. They're going to surround Kiev and then slowly move block by block akin to how the US did in Fallujah during Phantom Fury or later in Ramadi.

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Why the need to push the city? Just do the time-tested siege. If they hold out for more than a week, Kiev will turn into Live-Action Hunger Games.

 

[Wy4M]

Example:

le Monke breaks into your home and steals banans
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I honestly don't get it why you keep re-posting this image over and over again. I get that it depicts Putin but t's not funny and it's annoying.; It's low quality trolling.
You probably think it's a success now because I replied to you but I see it a bit like that guy who kept spamming loli for a few days.

 

[The Ugly One]

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The longer I stare at it the funnier it becomes.

If you don't plan for drunken slavs to get lost and for equipment to break down because the lazy gopnik didn't maintain it, you're unfit for power in Russia.

 

[HumanHive]

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The longer I stare at it the funnier it becomes.

"We planned to win. We'll win eventually."
I-I guess he isn't lying.

 

[Jarch6]

So looked up this Neo Nazi claim and found:

Anyone more familiar with the politics there offer insight?

Originates from WW2 stuff, but they're definitely run by glowies just like our neo-NAZIs (explains why Richard Spencer feels such a kinship), as the owner of Azov is Jewish and so is the president of the country, Zelensky. Nonetheless, I wish them luck against the Chechens as it's going to be a brutal encounter.

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The longer I stare at it the funnier it becomes.

"Trust the plan" -Z

I honestly don't get it why you keep re-posting this image over and over again. I get that it depicts Putin but t's not funny and it's annoying.; It's low quality trolling.
You probably think it's a success now because I replied to you but I see it a bit like that guy who kept spamming loli for a few days.

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It's a funny image

 

[HTTP Error 404]

it's a funny meme relax
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Find new material. Christ.

 

[Gay_nig_from_outer_space]

Saakashvili thought the same when he went for South Ossetia.
Saddam thought he had a gentlemen's agreement with the US regarding Kuwait. After all, he had been "our bastard" against Iran.

It's amazing how many useful idiots you can find among so-called leaders.

Which is a shame about Saakashvili, because I support Georgia getting its land back

Though this is less because of any nuanced understanding of modern Georgian politics and more because I'm a medieval Georgia-phile and I hate border gore.

 

[Reddit Gold]

"We planned to win. We'll win eventually."
I-I guess he isn't lying.

"Well congratulations, you got yourself sanctioned!"
"BLYAT!"
"Now what's the next step of your master plan?!"
"Nuking the West! WITH NO SURVIVORS!"

 

[reptile baht spaniard rid]

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The longer I stare at it the funnier it becomes.

 

[The Foldless Brain]

"We planned to win. We'll win eventually."
I-I guess he isn't lying.

Enter eminently winnable war against outclassed enemy. Lose thousands, waste equipment, get lost in the woods. Get exasperated. Shell enemy. Take over ruins. Declare victory. Create seas of depressing panel blocks to break the occupied enemy's spirit. Go home to drink vodka. Quintessentially Russian.

 

[Pissmaster]

I have a lower opinion of Redditor intelligence than anyone else but you can't possibly think this is anything other than someone trolling and having a bit of fun.

I honestly think it's real. His post history (archive) matches the writing style in that post and goes back 8 months

 

[Gay_nig_from_outer_space]

Nonetheless, I wish them luck against the Chechens as it's going to be a brutal encounter.

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Not gonna post it here but the Chechens captured an Azov guy and seem to have beheaded him. While I don't like Azov, no one aside from Chechens likes Chechens.

Here's to them wiping each other out to a man!