r/VolunteersForUkraine - The ManChildren's Crusade of 2022

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wholesome 100 keanu chungus neonazi ukrainian skinheads welcome obese trannyjanny reddit volunteers

 

[Cyclonus]

 

[MarvinTheParanoidAndroid]

It's so bizarre to see a bunch of pasty, white, neogendered commies wanting to go fight and die to defend an actual Neo Nazi government.

It all makes perfect sense once you realize they're all retarded.

 

[MeltyTW]

All yall motherfuckers laughing at the short guy don't remember oddjob from goldeneye

Browut.

Are we back to soviet era. lmao.

Did we ever leave it?

 

[Estolysis]

This but the actual Les Miserables is exactly what Redditors feel like going to Ukraine to die.
Everything these people know about war comes from showtunes and Sabaton songs.

 

[MarvinTheParanoidAndroid]

Everything these people know about war comes from showtunes and Sabaton songs.

Implying Redditors would actually listen to racist, white supremacist Sabaton.

 

[Tofu Dust]

God I fucking hate trannies.

 

[bobatnight]

Good vs Evil, man is literally a HERO OF JUSTICE

Aaaaand he's hitting on girls in porn subreddits.

I'll spare you the picture, it's a closeup of a fat girls pimply ass and snatch.

 

[Monolith]

This but the actual Les Miserables is exactly what Redditors feel like going to Ukraine to die.
Everything these people know about war comes from showtunes and Sabaton songs.

Speaking of which, while I expect a Ghost of Kyiv song any day now, I want a Reddit Legion song more.

 

[Lone MacReady]

Watch out Russia, trannies, internet spergs, fat communists, and NATO's problem children are being shipped in to fight your war machine. Lol, be afraid!

 

[DawnDusk]

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Absolutely phenomenal

Lol, that was me having a little fun. I finally got banned a few minutes ago.

I simply couldn't help myself. I can tell you firsthand that most American active duty military members aren't fit to fight. Redditors? Absolutely none of them.

 

[Mask_de_SMITH]

I understand the 4D chess move here: post the link on Reddit with the hope of attracting the weak and useless ignorant masses andsend them over to Ukraine where they'll likely parish, while the strong and intelligent ones stay in their respective countries. Culling the weak to bash the fash. Based.

 

[The Wicked Mitch]

Funny, especially since I don't recall seeing any dox in this thread.

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PTSD survivors and Black Sex Workers should avoid visiting Kiwi Farms

Taking a daytrip to larp with Azov battalion to own huwite supremacist nahtzees is perfectly safe and definitely a good idea though

 

[Fools Idol]

There was a time when a man could answer a newspaper add on Monday, be on a plane to South Africa by Wednesday and fight the UN in the Congo by Friday. Fingers crossed that this shit show and the next one in the East restores the world to the basedness that was the Cold War.

 

[Coolio55]

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mfw me, Steve and Blue have to Mario 64 into a painting to avoid being prosecuted for war crimes.

 

[Jerry1337]

Wish him good luck guys

 

[NotFatChild]

Lol, that was me having a little fun. I finally got banned a few minutes ago.

I simply couldn't help myself. I can tell you firsthand that most American active duty military members aren't fit to fight. Redditors? Absolutely none of them.

thank you for your service

 

[Estolysis]

This guy is talking about deciding whether or not to empty his bank account to buy equipment or get medical work. The war will probably be over before he gets his passport and he'll be out of money.


This could be a subtle troll but the account looks real, he also posts on the DayZ subreddit.
It seems like these wannabe military DayZ and Arma3 players are coming out of the woodwork.

 

[RA-5C Vigilante]

To any of the redditors reading this thread and sneeding at us laughing at you:
1. You aren't going to change anything
2. Your anti-fascist crusade will have you working alongside unironic Neo-Nazis
3. You'll last about three days in combat "comfort" before you'll want to desert and head west again
4. If you engage Russians, you will probably fucking die horribly and embarrass yourself and your surviving family
5. The Russians will most likely upload your death, caught on video, and upload it to the Russian version of LiveLeak
6. Only 20 of you will probably go through with this and half of you will be gone a week later
And finally, and most importantly:
7. None of you will EVER be women

You're Welcome.

 

[endangeredspecies]

To any of the redditors reading this thread and sneeding at us laughing at you:
1. You aren't going to change anything
2. Your anti-fascist crusade will have you working alongside unironic Neo-Nazis
3. You'll last about three days in combat "comfort" before you'll want to desert and head west again
4. If you engage Russians, you will probably fucking die horribly and embarrass yourself and your surviving family
5. The Russians will most likely upload your death, caught on video, and upload it to the Russian version of LiveLeak
6. Only 20 of you will probably go through with this and half of you will be gone a week later
And finally, and most importantly:
7. None of you will EVER be women

You're Welcome.
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Pls post this on their thread and report the nuclear spergery that ensues