r/VolunteersForUkraine - The ManChildren's Crusade of 2022

[CryptoHermit]

Nah, the Ukrainian government just uses the Nazis to combat what it sees as a greater ideological threat, like the Weimar Republic did with the Freikorps. Zelensky and the oligarchs who control the country the are Jewish themselves, and not the Mischlings that the Nazis tolerated. Full-blooded, yarmulke-toting Jews.

Azov Battalion is funded by Igor Kolomoisky, a literal Ukrainian zionist oligarch who owns the TV network Zelensky worked in as a comedian. LMAO

 

[Knight of the Rope]

Remarkable that these asshats think that 1) they must die for someone else's country, and 2) literally anything could change the inevitable outcome of the war.

Someone pointed out earlier that it's actually terrifying how effective the propaganda has been. The majority of these people, just two weeks ago, were dead set convinced that nothing was worse than patriotism and defending borders, and that words like "freedom" and "democracy" were alt-right dogwhistles. Just a few days of saturating r/all with pro-Ukraine sentiment was all it took to get them to completely flip their values.

Life comes at you fast.

 

[Guinan's hats]

I assume most of the useless or fatasses are just going to be put on menial noncombat duty away from any fighting

which is fine right

 

[Lone Star]

Jesus fucking Christ. These people are gonna get in the trenches, full of their illusions of righteousness & glory, only to get shot, maimed or even worse by the Russians. After enduring days and weeks of cold, hunger, maybe even sickness, bombings, they're gonna be shitting themselves and are will end up cold in no time. Probably won't even get to lay down in a proper grave, their only last home being the mud, dirt and snow of Ukraine's ruins.

You know what's the worst thing ? I won't even feel fucking bad for them. They're pathetic. I fucking hate bolos but god this shit is making me want to root for them instead because at least their oblivious cannon fodder is made of decent humans

I know how you feel. I really just want these people to fucking lose, even if it means they fucking die. Feels like for the past six or seven years they've just made everything they can touch as shitty and miserable as possible with no consequence. Call me a sperg or whatever, but the idea of them going full retard and charging into a stupid war just makes me feel hopeful.

 

[TheDuncanKramer]

Azov Battalion is funded by Igor Kolomoisky, a literal Ukrainian zionist oligarch who owns the TV network Zelensky worked in as a comedian. LMAO

Yeah, I know who funds them, but I guarantee you it's not for the love of Nazism. Trust me, the Azov brigades battalions will be thrown away like yesterday's garbage when they stop being useful.

 

[murgatroid]

Back in the day there was a guy named Caro (Patrick Dawes) on the Something Awful forum who was stupid and crazy enough to go to an active war zone with no training. Apparently we now have an entire sub-reddit of people stupid and crazy enough to do the same thing.

Actually Caro wasn't really even the first. There were tons of spoiled sjw retards who would fly to Israel/Palestine and get involved in their shitshow. One of these retards, Rachel Corrie got run over by a bulldozer. Wasn't an active war zone but it seems like a possible spiritual predecessor to this type of thing.

 

[White Devil]

Has this been posted yet?

 

[Sarah Connor]

get a slavic QT

As if they haven't been taken as trophies by the Russians.

Remarkable that these asshats think that 1) they must die for someone else's country, and 2) literally anything could change the inevitable outcome of the war.

There are no winners in war and the fact that these trogdolytes are so excited with their little LARP is somewhat disturbing. These are the same people who were whining about Trump poking North Korea and how they were going to claim they were unfit for war if they were going to be drafted. These are the same people who disavow right-wing patriotism in America and refuse to even slightly educate themselves on the political climate in Ukraine, because let me tell you, they aren't this libertarian LGBTQ+ paradise that the Redditors think it is. They aren't going to be put in history books. They aren't going to "bash the fash" when they're fighting alongside them. Ukraine is not blameless in this conflict. I can't wait to see this subreddit collapse on top of itself a month from now when this is all over.

 

[The Venerable Sneed]

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Has this been posted yet?

Yes but its still entertaining

 

[MarvinTheParanoidAndroid]

Someone pointed out earlier that it's actually terrifying how effective the propaganda has been. The majority of these people, just two weeks ago, were dead set convinced that nothing was worse than patriotism and defending borders, and that words like "freedom" and "democracy" were alt-right dogwhistles. Just a few days of saturating r/all with pro-Ukraine sentiment was all it took to get them to completely flip their values.

Life comes at you fast.

It's almost like they don't have values and will turn sides with the wind.

 

[WTFisgoingon]

Awh shit boys they're onto us!

Watch out we got a trained troll hunter oh no!

"I've specialized in tracking internet trolls and the far-right"
It only takes a five second Google search to find this thread. That doesn't make you a "specialist"
It's funny all these Ukraine saviors are also LARPing as super elite hackers and political specialists

 

[Sarah Connor]

Someone pointed out earlier that it's actually terrifying how effective the propaganda has been. The majority of these people, just two weeks ago, were dead set convinced that nothing was worse than patriotism and defending borders, and that words like "freedom" and "democracy" were alt-right dogwhistles. Just a few days of saturating r/all with pro-Ukraine sentiment was all it took to get them to completely flip their values.

Life comes at you fast.

It's almost like they don't have values and will turn sides with the wind.

If there were enough psyops on Reddit a month ago posting pro-Russia content, gopnik memes, and press photos of the ever-so-handsome Daddy Vladdy, I'm sure the coin would be flipped and everybody would be on Russia's side. Due to the sheer size of Russia and its army, I doubt there would be a r/VolunteersforRussia subreddit, but I'm sure there would be a lot of people LARPing that they're going to Russia to fight amongst their comrades.

 

[Dylan]

If any of these fruity gender bent faggots come to Ukraine, only these scenarios are possible:
1. Ukrainians Kill them
2. Chechens kill them
3. Russians kill them
4. They kill themselves.

 

[Artificial Sweetener]

Someone pointed out earlier that it's actually terrifying how effective the propaganda has been. The majority of these people, just two weeks ago, were dead set convinced that nothing was worse than patriotism and defending borders, and that words like "freedom" and "democracy" were alt-right dogwhistles. Just a few days of saturating r/all with pro-Ukraine sentiment was all it took to get them to completely flip their values.

Life comes at you fast.

I think the Cold War mindset is still going strong, even in those who were too young to remember it. No one would care if Nigeria invaded, like, Benin or something. Nothing like Russia Bad to inflate ratings and approval.
These people are whatever the dominant money needs them to be at any given time.

 

[BradCarter]

To any redditors here, ignore these Nazi fucks. Captain America was a scrawny dude with no combat experience and he volunteered and became a hero. You can too. Please enlist and protect the world.

 

[LikeAStone]

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Has this been posted yet?

Brave German militia looks to aide Ukraine. The Alpaca Unit. They’re going to blow a neo— I mean, new hole in you

 

[Bixby Snyder]

Only thing that sucks is the Ukraines want you to contact their embassy. You gotta show military experience or something they could use. As much as I want Troons, fat Redditors, and LARPing retards to be killed on GoPros they cannit through legal channels. I can’t wait till we find out people have been bullshitting for clicks or fake internet points

 

[Horus]

One of these morons is going to go over there, hide in some building with civilians, and start taking pot-shots at the Russians. Russian standard counter-snipe tactics involve simply leveling the entire grid square where they are taking sniper from, assuming sufficient indirect fire resources are present.

Watching the Reddit crowd literally get btfo'd by the Russians would be funny, but watching them get Ukrainian civilians killed along with themselves would not be.

 

[Random Internet Person]

To any of the redditors reading this thread and sneeding at us laughing at you:
1. You aren't going to change anything
2. Your anti-fascist crusade will have you working alongside unironic Neo-Nazis
3. You'll last about three days in combat "comfort" before you'll want to desert and head west again
4. If you engage Russians, you will probably fucking die horribly and embarrass yourself and your surviving family
5. The Russians will most likely upload your death, caught on video, and upload it to the Russian version of LiveLeak
6. Only 20 of you will probably go through with this and half of you will be gone a week later
And finally, and most importantly:
7. None of you will EVER be women

You're Welcome.
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As for point 2: for all the talk about “fighting Nazis” over the last six years, that’s what Putin says he’s doing. I’m sure he’d love the help.

I can’t wait till we find out people have been bullshitting for clicks or fake internet points

You mean that hasn’t happened already?

One of these morons is going to go over there, hide in some building with civilians, and start taking pot-shots at the Russians. Russian standard counter-snipe tactics involve simply leveling the entire grid square where they are taking sniper from, assuming sufficient indirect fire resources are present.

Watching the Reddit crowd literally get btfo'd by the Russians would be funny, but watching them get Ukrainian civilians killed along with themselves would not be.

You’re not wrong about civilians, but how long has fighting been going on? I’d like to think that there are enough abandoned places for soldiers to shack up and camp like it’s Call of Duty.

 

[idosometimes]

Sorry for the harsh language, but I cannot help it. The people who are serious about this are nincompoops!
Do any of these dopes realize how difficult it will be to communicate with other people? Slavic languages are hard enough when using a latin script. Cyrillic makes it even more difficult to learn. Ukrainian has the normal и and й, plus i and ї for some reason. It has ґ with the non-deformed г being an "h", I believe (any ukraine dogs can help here?) They could try something like duolingo, but it would be hard with no knowledge and it does not teach important military words or phrases. I do think it will teach you "heads up, faget. btr approaching" in ukrainian.

What would Ukraine even entrust non-nationals with? I would only go if I got a javelin, though it would be hard to get it on the plane back home with me.
What do these people expect to do?

Someone pointed out earlier that it's actually terrifying how effective the propaganda has been.

People that have no understanding of UA history or anything are somewhat serious about going there to die protecting it. The media portrays a country with only a slightly better corruption score than Russia as the greatest example of democracy even as actual gosh-danged nazis are being openly gosh-danged nazi, the government is handing out guns to anyone who is not russian, and nato is giving missile launchers to people who make the "alt-right" look like non-binary lefty aids patients.

Almost all of the media showing resistance is black and red banderites while telling us that it is actually from long ago Ukraine and not support for the "heroes of Ukraine" that exterminated jews, poles, and gypsies (they were heroes obvs, but these fagets think you should be locked up if you do not use the right pronoun.)