Russian Invasion of Ukraine (2022): Thread 1 - Ukrainian Liars vs Russian Liars with Air and Artillery Superiority

[make_it_so]

The founder of Azov is shitposting against Kadyrov in answer to Kadyrov claiming he's after his head.

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Wasn't it confirmed early on that this guy had run off to Poland?

 

[JosephStalin]

Smarthome shit and Internet of Things are fucking cancer.

The wise person avoids such things. Just asking for "Big Tech" to really fuck with you.

 

[JambledUpWords]

Pure unadulterated cringe

 

[DumbDude42]

Smarthome shit and Internet of Things are fucking cancer.

yeah
at first my reaction to this was that it's over the top mean and petty, but after thinking about it for a couple seconds i switched to "lol serves them right" because anybody who uses any kind of remote control device with internet access for home security is a brainless moron who deserves to get shit on for being so retarded

 

[>tfw no Asian gf]

I hope this one is real. If it is, this is the only based thing coming out of r/volunteerForUkraine. I want to hear the stories about the assault midget of Kiev.

His title shall be: "The pocket prince of Kiev"

 

[MugolEx]

Pure unadulterated cringe
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That flag looks fucking awful. I hope they get charged for a war crime.

 

[LUNEKO]

President Zelensky of Ukraine in a recent speech talking about "How Many People Have to Die?" and no-fly zones

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This asshole began with very good propaganda and veeery quickly pissed all that good will away, we began with shoving soldiers under tanks for sympathy and now he's not suggesting, he's not asking, he's DEMANDING that the US nuke Moscow and send millions to die just so he can keep his corrupt shithole and acting all indignant about it too.
Like a petulant spoiled brat demanding their daddy hires an assassin to sniper shot his school bullies, lost all sympathy fuck Ukraine

 

[Richardface]

New map/report from the eggheads

ISW (@TheStudyofWar)

New #Russian control of terrain #map for #Ukraine from @TheStudyofWar and @criticalthreats

nitter.net

 

[OJ Simpson]

President Zelensky of Ukraine in a recent speech talking about "How Many People Have to Die?" and no-fly zones

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You know, the longer this goes on the more I want to a-log this fucking cretin.

Queue all the "well maybe men should stop RAPING WAHMEN PUTIN SHOULD STOP INVADING COUNTRIES" retards. He said what he was going to do, and from day 1 he made it clear he was going to have no fucking mercy til there was surrender. Russia was never going to lose. And every NATO country and THE Ukraine themselves called his bluff, and he wasn't bluffing.

How many more people have to die? Idk kike, but how about you stop puffing out your chest and being antagonistic and putting civvies lives on the line when you know it's a losing battle. You could end this today. YOU, YES YOU! NATO, The US, Grandma Merkel, NOBODY is coming in to save the day.

What a dipshit. Hope this RAT gets what's coming to him.

/a-log

 

[Psychotron]

With a bunch of Western companies leaving Russia and Russia's commodity exports at all time price highs, once the Russians sort out alternative payment methods there's going to be a flood of money coming into the Russian economy and a lack of places to spend it. Might be some real opportunities for those of an entrepreneurial bent

You're just describing 1991

 

[Fivehead]

As a post script: Is anyone else fucking sick to death of being lied to by literally everyone all the time? The left is lying to you, the right is lying to you, the Russian press is lying to you, the western press is lying to you, the people on the ground are lying to you, the people on this website are lying to you.
It's all just so fucking tiresome

I would never lie to you, friend.

 

[Walrus and Carpenter]

Pure unadulterated cringe
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Yellow and blue for Ukraine, red, white and blue for Russia?

 

[The Nothingness]

Pure unadulterated cringe
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At least R. Lee Ermey is no longer around to see this.

 

[mr.moon1488]

I've seen this posted in quite a few places since the start of the war. A lot of people say this is Airsoft footage but personally I can't really confirm anything.

I've never seen a frag grenade smoke like that so I'm going to assume it is.

 

[Turk on the lurk]

Right now real ugly stuff is happening at Zaporizhzhia NPP livestream.

 

[Peepeepoopoo1596]

You can stick your dick in crazy. But only once

This is from Maryland Mansons' lawsuit topic on Rekieta. He's suing her for defamation. I'm on team ERW because Marilyn Manson is Maryland Manson.

I need detailed, extremely detailed info on the Kinky they did. Read by Legal Bytes.

Be happy that excites more than the other topic/case last night.

A woman arrested when she got carried away during sex, choked a guy to death continued to have sex with the corpse and dismembered him leaving parts all over.
They included the lesser charge of necrophilia. Rackets was surprised it was illegal to screw a corpse so he found the Wisconsin statute.

She said she "got lazy" and left dead guys head in a bucket at his and his moms house. Some legs in a bucket in her van. She told the police "Good luck finding the rest"

The Kinky with EVR is like a palet cleanser after that.

We don't need to hear about what you jerk off to, bro.

 

[Psychotron]

Pure unadulterated cringe
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I do enjoy how fine of a point Putin draws on the failing of the west.

The longer the Ukies hold, the longer the media cycle has to dance around how useless Brandon is.

 

[Fivehead]

Bwahahahah!
Okay guys, here's a funny one.
https://archive.ph/jdorM - somebody have already archived this one lol.

John Romero has released a new Doom 2 level to raise funds for Ukraine

It's the first Doom 2 map Romero has released since 1994.

www.pcgamer.com

You know you reached peak Clown World when you can't tell if the maker of DOOM is simping for Jews or Neo-Nazis when he makes new DOOM levels.

This whole war is literally just a grift for everyone from politicians and CEO's to lowly journalists and video game developers. Holy shit fuck this gay earth lol

 

[GreeneCoDeputy]

Прямая трансляция пользователя Запорізька АЕС

youtu.be

A small battle was/is taking place on this livestream. I think it is the same area discussed a few pages back

I underestimated it by even calling it the largest nuclear plant in Europe, seems to be quite an important location beyond just the nuclear plant

Zaporizhzhia is a large electricity generating hub. There are hydroelectric power plant known as "DniproHES" Dnieper Hydroelectric Station and the largest nuclear power plant in Europe. Zaporizhzhia plants generate about 25% of the whole Ukrainian electricity consumption. The Zaporizhzhia Nuclear Power Plant is located near the Enerhodar, around 60 km from Zaporizhzhia which is the largest nuclear power plant in Europe. Also in Enerhodar, is the Zaporizhzhia Thermal Power Station.

Seems geographically important too with it being spread around a portion of the Dnieper river

Holy shit, they were just shooting at that building on the right and tracers were flying all over.

 

[Dave_Ph]

We don't need to hear about what you jerk off to, bro.

At least its not Anime