Russian Invasion of Ukraine (2022): Thread 1 - Ukrainian Liars vs Russian Liars with Air and Artillery Superiority

[Jump]

Oh yeah that won't happen. Maybe China Syndrome though.

As long as there isnt water around or a high water table there wont be a Chyna Syndrome

>me looks at map
Oh.

 

[RollerGator]

Ukraine cannot give us cheap gas. They can't give us anything. It's better to be allied with Russia. Fuck yoUkraine.

 

[No Batty Boys in Jamaica]

How far will you Russian apologists go in your attempt to make Russia blameless? Why would the Ukrainians destroy their only means to keep power running in Kiev?

Bombing water treatment plants and power plants was a huge mistake for the US invading Iraq. Turns out when you cut off people's source of clean water, they don't like you.

 

[Feline Supremacist]

How far will you Russian apologists go in your attempt to make Russia blameless? Why would the Ukrainians destroy their only means to keep power running in Kiev?

Same ones that have downed their own planes, bombed their friendly civilians and gave weapons to criminals who immediately started mugging and robbing defenseless Ukes blind. They are utterly incapable of conducting a proper war because they react with rage to the mere thought of anything Russia and immediately pull the trigger, shooting themselves in the foot, metaphorically speaking.

They aren't the good guys, not by a long shot. That doesn't automatically mean the other side are the good guys but at least they aren't this fucking retarded (yet, it hasn't been a month).

 

[дядя Боря]

 

[Peepeepoopoo1596]

maybe im psychic or the merge gave me some radiation through a portal i felt sick outta nowhere 2 hours ago and puked an hour ago

feel better now but still the weird shit your mind comes up with

Have you been near any dudes with umbrellas by any chance?

 

[The golden neckbeard]

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So i haven't googled this. I am guessing these are Soviet Era reactors and are the most dangerous type...probably from the 60's like the Armenian ones that could end life on earth

 

[Duke Nukem]

I had wondered a few days ago how long it would take.

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Pro-Ukrainian Eastern Europeans, especially Poles, are obviously aghast at the idea that a Parisian metro station could be called Stalingrad. It used to make me mad too, but not necessarily for the exact same reasons.

So they opportunely suggested renaming it "Kyiv". This triggered the ire of those for whom the never-ending fight against Hitler (the real one, albeit deceased) remains more important than the fight against Hitler (Putin), but also of the genuine communists (or LARPers, should I say, since former French commie proletarians are all "far-right" nowadays), reasonably numerous in France, who copiously insult the supporters of this idea in the quoted tweets.

Personally, as I said, I have long found the name revolting and would have been willing to pay to get rid of it.
But there are several things to consider:
1) I don't live in Paris (thank God), so I don't care.
2) This metro station is particularly frequented by drug addicts and niggers of all kinds, which effectively reminds us why Allied soldiers died during WWII.
3) Kyiv, especially spelled like that, is a particularly homosexual surrogate name.

Anyway, there are far too many odonymic problems in this country, solving this one would only be a drop in the ocean.

I wouldn't be surprised, however, if this idea eventually finds some traction. They're going crazy with the R-word.

An example:
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The Strasbourg Philharmonic Orchestra now refuses to use the words "Russian" and "Moscow".
Works by Stravinsky, Rachmaninoff and Prokofiev will be performed but without mentioning that their authors are Russian.

It's not an isolated thing.

And to think that everyone laughed when the Americans renamed the so-called French Fries to Freedom Fries, almost two decades ago.

Americunts are stupid enough for believing themselves to be "free," but the FRENCH fries debacle was just another example of our ignorance.

They also called the hamburger a "liberty sandwich" during World War I. They probably bitch about "illegals" and having Spanish as a language option, too. Bet it doesn't stop them from eating tacos though.

 

[StudMccool]

Am I the only one who remembers when almost 30 nations went to full blown war over fucking Kuwait

Either it was stupid then or we are stupid now and ive got the sinking feeling its both

 

[DumbDude42]

Coalition governments is actually not the norm kn Germany, unlike certain other more unstable european nations. Germany has consistently since the second world war shifted between a purely Christian democratic or social democratic government.

now you're just lying lol

List of Federal Republic of Germany governments - Wikipedia

en.wikipedia.org

literally never had a one party government since 1945

 

[Breadbassket]

The entire staff of the Russian TV channel Dozhd (aka TV Rain) resigned during a live stream with the last words: "No War". They then played the "Swan Lake" ballet video that was played on USSR TV channels when it collapsed. Before all this took place, the Russian government blocked access to the channel on March 1, 2022 due to their coverage of the invasion of Ukraine (content still remained accessible on Youtube). From the latest news I have seen the channel is temporarily suspending operations.

 

[WaveBreak]

Am I the only one who remembers when almost 30 nations went to full blown war over fucking Kuwait

Either it was stupid then or we are stupid now and ive got the sinking feeling its both

that was bush senior right? It's both

 

[Hackallier]

Near miss on a Russian vehicle when they were entering

 

[glib]

Yeah, so the nuclear power plant at Zaporozhye is partially on fire... don't know what to say

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Apparently, Russians are, like, bombing it (link).

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Is this the event that makes globalism desirable for the entire planet? Cause i've been expecting that.

 

[Turk on the lurk]

 

[Return of the Freaker]

So i haven't googled this. I am guessing these are Soviet Era reactors and are the most dangerous type

They are. The ruskies did implement some fixes to their plants post-Chernobyl but they still don't have western style containment afaik. As far as I know 3 reactors were down before the battle, the others they're shutting down now, and the fire was in a non-glowy part of the plant. Fuck I have a bunch of coursework to do and now the fucking vodkaniggers want to do this. And I don't entirely trust the high up Ukries to not sabotage the plant with the blessing of globohomo

 

[Feline Supremacist]

The entire staff of the Russian TV channel Dozhd (aka TV Rain) resigned during a live stream with the last words: "No War". They then played the "Swan Lake" ballet video that was played on USSR TV channels when it collapsed. Before all this took place, the Russian government blocked access to the channel on March 1, 2022 due to their coverage of the invasion of Ukraine (content still remained accessible on Youtube) .
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I see a new gulag in Ukraine soon and these will be the first residents to help clean up Chernobyl 2.0 lol

 

[b0x]

Canada

 

[kuuu]

The entire staff of the Russian TV channel Dozhd (aka TV Rain) resigned during a live stream with the last words: "No War". They then played the "Swan Lake" ballet video that was played on USSR TV channels when it collapsed. Before all this took place, the Russian government blocked access to the channel on March 1, 2022 due to their coverage of the invasion of Ukraine (content still remained accessible on Youtube). From the latest news I have seen the channel is temporarily suspending operations.
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And nothing of value was lost.
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Addendum: They still have their YT channel. Sadly.

 

[Jet Fuel Johnny]

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>Deploy to Ukraine
>Take over the country
>More wild dogs than people
>Build base out of wild dogs
>Get bit a lot but better than in Russia
>Tank is also made of wild dogs
>Keep finding food missing
>People keep getting shot in the shins
>Realize there's a oompaloompa in the vents
>Lucky to be in Ukraine
>Go out and dismantle car made of wild dogs
>Take wild dogs back to base
>Put dogs in vents
>fuckednow.jpg