Russian Invasion of Ukraine (2022): Thread 1 - Ukrainian Liars vs Russian Liars with Air and Artillery Superiority

[incelistan]

If Putin is ready to blow up nuclear reactors in a "peace keeping mission," he's truly lost his fucking mind.

Putin is so passionate about peace that it resembles insanity.

 

[Da Grim Reaper]

I don't want to sound dense but, Russia's national debt is 40 billion, America's debt is 30 trillion.
America seems to be in deeper shit than Russia at least in this context.

 

[BradCarter]

In the event of an actual (extremely unlikely) fallout event, just don't go outside. Don't drink any water exposed to the outside air. If you do go outside, rise yourself off, especially hair, extremely well. Wait as long as you can until the all clear is sent or you run out of supplies. If you have to leave before it's clear, try not to kick up dust or touch anything. Rinse off when you can. Wear the best mask you have. Radiation isn't some magic energy charging everything up. The bad shit is radioactive particles like cobalt. So long as you keep it off you and out of your body you shouldn't absorb much radiation.

 

[Return of the Freaker]

The radiation levels can actually be seen online, and they are normal.

Radiation conditions | ZNPP

www.npp.zp.ua

Umm sweaty this is obviously fake propaganda why are you not Standing With Ukraine? Ban nuclear now!

 

[Coccxys]

The people most likely to get elected will be the "prevent mass starvation and rebuild our cities" party.

Which would have "eat the green fags first" policy in place. Only the best grass fed meat.

 

[The Big O]

"Deadly anomalies, dangerous mutants, anarchists and bandits... None of them will stop Russia on its triumphant march towards saving the planet!"

Duty = based. Freedom = pot-smoking hippie reprobates.

 

[Grand Wizard Wakka]

Putin is so passionate about peace that it resembles insanity.

Obligatory. Relevant.

 

[glib]

How strong is the fucking wind that they think it will blow radiation to the US?
Or did someone just think the crock of shit needed a bit more stirring?

always gotta stir the pot. add more fear, its flavorful.

 

[Screamer]

It all ultimately doesn't matter. The US and USSR committed by far the worst war crimes in WW2, but none of them ever faced any consequences.

They did war crimes, sure, but this comment is A grade level retardation.

Go have a look at what Japan and Germany got up to. It may surprise you.

 

[Grand Wizard Wakka]

In the event of an actual (extremely unlikely) fallout event, just don't go outside. Don't drink any water exposed to the outside air. If you do go outside, rise yourself off, especially hair, extremely well. Wait as long as you can until the all clear is sent or you run out of supplies. If you have to leave before it's clear, try not to kick up dust or touch anything. Rinse off when you can. Wear the best mask you have. Radiation isn't some magic energy charging everything up. The bad shit is radioactive particles like cobalt. So long as you keep it off you and out of your body you shouldn't absorb much radiation.

No. I want super powers. I'm gonna find an irradiated spider and make it bite me.

 

[Coccxys]

In the event of an actual (extremely unlikely) fallout event, just don't go outside. Don't drink any water exposed to the outside air. If you do go outside, rise yourself off, especially hair, extremely well. Wait as long as you can until the all clear is sent or you run out of supplies. If you have to leave before it's clear, try not to kick up dust or touch anything. Rinse off when you can. Wear the best mask you have. Radiation isn't some magic energy charging everything up. The bad shit is radioactive particles like cobalt. So long as you keep it off you and out of your body you shouldn't absorb much radiation.

And take iodine pills. Radioactive isotopes of iodine are present in reactor waste, it is a moderate half life isotope that ends up in your thyroid and fucks you up. Taking loads of the nonradioactive isotope means that you should excrete the excess iodine including the radioactive isotopes.

 

[Dave_Ph]

I got puts 3000 @ $5 and 75 @ 115 on FAS and calls 250 calls on FAZ at 19.50

bring on the catastrophe please

Ill be like a mega millionaire if this shit happens

I've sat and not done anything recently
I did REALLY well with the start of Covid and LOVED
the critical dates when everyone else thought Tump would not apply increasing tarrifs on Chyna.
Watch BABA bounce like a ping pong ball.

 

[burntwater]

The Ukrainians using the nuclear reactor as a ploy to get the no fly zone?

https://twitter.com/ASBMilitary/status/1499554819060682754

 

[Socrates]

NASDAQ really taking a hit.
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"OK yes 90% of eastern europe has been rendered unihabitable and the super mutants are flooding the continet, but let me explain to you why that's a clear BUY signal..."

 

[X Prime]

Half the books about Nazis written after the war are about how awesome they were. Antifascists are closet wehraboos. They just piss their pants at the sight of a panzer instead of cumming.

Objection, Chairman.

You seem to imply that Antifa wouldn't be doing both simultaneously.

 

[Jarch6]

Be honest, who else is hoping something big and unlikely happens?

I think a bunch of boomers are hoping to end history while the reins of the world's nations are firmly in their grasp.

I don't want to sound dense but, Russia's national debt is 40 billion, America's debt is 30 trillion.
America seems to be in deeper shit than Russia at least in this context.

People have been waiting for the dollar to implode and the Fed to perish for decades as debt climbs higher and higher. They say, "They can't just keep printing money forever!" to them I say "why not?"

 

[Richardface]

The radiation levels can actually be seen online, and they are normal.

Radiation conditions | ZNPP

www.npp.zp.ua

Don;t believe your lying eyes, they are totes elevated and the only way to reduce them is for NATO to impose a no fly zone and go to war on Ukraine's behalf!

ASB News / MILITARY〽️ (@ASBMilitary)

Ukrainian officials claim "elevated radiation levels" near #Zaporizhzhia power plant and call for the west to "close the skies over ukraine to save the whole world" so far, there's no evidence of radiation levels being raised -- at least not online. (as of 10 mins ago)

nitter.net

 

[Dr. Silvestrechu]

Which would have "eat the green fags first" policy in place. Only the best grass fed meat.

Reminder that veganism, faggotry, and the green party all go hand in hand.

 

[Coccxys]

Jese Ukraine get it through your thick skulls NATO are not about to get into a gigantic fuck up everything war over your backwater shitty country. You're on your own deal with it while knowing that information rather than this constant "NATO are coming to save us" cope.

 

[Jump]