Kevin Gibes / Kathryn Gibes / TransSalamander / RageTreb / The Green Salamander - "Am hole:" The epitomized Twitter MtF you thought was just a myth! Donate to his Transformers toy fund today!

[AfghanBlue]

Whenever I see poor teeth care I just think lazy parenting. Once your parents get you in the habit of brushing and flossing you never really unlearn that.

But you don’t even need to floss frequently to have good teeth, brushing twice a day or more is good enough to prevent cavities. Hell even some chewing gums are good for your teeth. Troons can’t dilate, can’t brush their teeth, can’t bother to pass. What’s new.


Referencing≠Tracing. You give Kevin too much credit, his art isn’t that good. Also Kevin OPENLY is talking about the references he’s using for his art on Twitter.

Wedge is most definitely guilty of tracing, but Kevin? Not buying it till I see some convincing side by sides. Somehow Wedge manages to trace and still have his art look like garbage.

In fairness, the toothbrush gets a lot of extra wear from brushing inside the amhole to get the gunk out of the interior hair growth.

Tracing. Lol. These adults are fucking tracing their absolutely shit pictures like 6 year olds and still suck.

It’s grossly annoying that he wants ANOTHER expensive device.
Wanton consumerism really makes me ..distractedly uncomfortable.

-actually he probably just wants to flog it second hand.
Bets some benevolent furry would be inspired to give him some art gear over impersonal money, so trying for the extra step grif/ some new methods being required as it *is* drying up after all.

 

[RazorBackBacon]

He's absolutely tracing. Especially on that pic of the female robot/Transformer. That level of complex machinery and detailing is beyond Kevin. My bet is he took a shot of one of his plastic toys and then traced over it in CSP.

Speaking of, CSP is quickly becoming industry standard. Every freelancer I know prefers it to Adobe. Smart money says the only reason studios keep using Photoshop is because they're still under contract.

 

[John Furrman]

I'd imagine the reason is probably because Kevin is tracing. I don't know furry art well enough to prove it but I my suspicion level is super high. Even though his artwork isn't great it's way too polished in term of color and anatomy for someone whose just a casual artist and especially one whose very out of practise.

I gotta disagree. He’s not tracing and his anatomy is pretty dogshit. Coloring is the only thing he has ever done passable, unlike himself, credit where its due. Wedge absolutely traces and you can tell because there’s attempts at anatomical definition that a novice could have little idea of unless they traced. Heavy referencing is ok in my book, since even old masters traced from inside their camera obscura. Old masters used way more shortcuts than you’d think but since we see the end product only they seem untouchable.

I have a soft spot for novice and intermediate artists and i like to see them succeed. I have an eye for this stuff since I mentor novices and Kevin is squarely (as his refrigerator figure) in the early intermediate phase. His design sense isn’t too shabby either. That one gay fan art poster he designed years ago is pretty ok. To be perfectly fair, He has sold art at conventions which is way further than most hobbyists will ever go.

 

[Bees in the marmalade]

Don't worry guys, much like the exercise machine, he'll commit for a few days and then allow the equipment to collect dust when he's bored.

They say you shouldn't announce to people that you're starting a diet because the praise and attention you get for doing so allegedly gives you enough of a dopamine hit that you then feel like you've achieved your goal. (Supposedly, not seen the evidence). Kevin is the living embodiment of this. When the attention wanes he'll move back onto his quicker dopamine hits, buying toys and miserably referencing that one grooming tweet that is his only purpose in life.

 

[Open Window Maniac]

I'm imaging an alternate scenario were Kev puts the work in the work to become a talented and beloved artist instead of lopping his cock off and moving to Colorado so he can sit on his ass all day on social media while numerous alpacas are starving around him.

 

[The Final Troondown]

I'm imaging an alternate scenario were Kev puts the work in the work to become a talented and beloved artist instead of lopping his cock off and moving to Colorado so he can sit on his ass all day on social media while numerous alpacas are starving around him.

He'd never get the work, professional artist is a massively oversaturated field and Kev would never get good enough to justify putting up with his passive aggression and general 'tism

we've seen how the effort put in drops when he's doing commissions instead of drawing his various fursonas

 

[Shovel Of Ammunition]

Photoshop is absolute dogshit for drawing because its a fucking photo editor.

 

[the khat quaffer]

In fairness, the toothbrush gets a lot of extra wear from brushing inside the amhole to get the gunk out of the interior hair growth.

We were talking about teeth in the mouth region, not in the AmHole. You need a different brush for Vagina AmHolea Dentata.

 

[Piss Bear]

What’s the difference between queer sex and gay sex? I don’t understand the glorification of the word “queer” I really don’t.


Aren’t you surrounded by friends in your queer tranch haven? No need for teleporting. Limp tranny dicks and oozing, aching neopussies are only a hand’s reach away!

 

[Hitman One]

What’s the difference between queer sex and gay sex? I don’t understand the glorification of the word “queer” I really don’t.
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"imagine being kidnapped and raped lmao"

Re. the Cursed Tome of Forbidden Islamic Knowledge fetish list, I see findom (financial domination) is on there. Is this where all Kevin's money is going? Is he, on top of everything else that is very wrong with him, a paypig too? Have I just missed or forgotten this lore while I've been away praying to the wise and most merciful Allah for more redditors to die in Ukraine?

 

[Luigi McPizza]

No wonder he almost never posts videos talking. Creepy voice and not feminine at all.

https://twitter.com/TransSalamander/status/1498756370719457285?s=20&t=aQJuvVb4eyLQbd9rxZkObg

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[Hitman One]

No wonder he almost never posts videos talking. Creepy voice and not feminine at all.

https://twitter.com/TransSalamander/status/1498756370719457285?s=20&t=aQJuvVb4eyLQbd9rxZkObg

http://web.archive.org/web/20220303234226/https://twitter.com/TransSalamander/status/1498756370719457285?s=20&t=aQJuvVb4eyLQbd9rxZkObg

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His voice is what I imagine Satan sounds like.

 

[KiwiFuzz]

He sounds like this.

 

[The Final Troondown]

What’s the difference between queer sex and gay sex? I don’t understand the glorification of the word “queer” I really don’t.
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Aren’t you surrounded by friends in your queer tranch haven? No need for teleporting. Limp tranny dicks and oozing, aching neopussies are only a hand’s reach away!

so with gay sex you have two men sucking each other's cocks and fucking each other in the ass till they cum

with queer sex you have two men in dresses tweeting about how horny they are and all the things they want to do to each other, then they meet up maybe once a decade to put on an uninspired prop heavy tribute to the former, only no dicks are hard, photos of fellatio are taken which resemble someone taking on a fear factor challenge and absolutely nobody cums. The entire thing looks like captured enemy soldiers being humiliated at gunpoint in flagrant violation of the geneva convention.

then they go home and tweet about how they have the OMG HAWTEST sex lives ever and they pity those cissies who will never understand

seriously gonna issue an open challenge, find me a picture of one of these queer sex meetups for any of our rat kings where anyone has a full erection or looks genuinely happy or lustful

 

[Meiwaku]

He'd never get the work, professional artist is a massively oversaturated field and Kev would never get good enough to justify putting up with his passive aggression and general 'tism

we've seen how the effort put in drops when he's doing commissions instead of drawing his various fursonas

I don't even think oversaturation is the issue. I think he could get a decent fanbase because of his Twitter fandom. This gives him an edge over people who don't already have a "fan base" .

The detriment to being self employed on anything is that you're your only limit. Doctors can only see so many patients, programmers can only type so many lines, your CSPaint assets can be organized and your workstations autistically perfect for saving you time clicking around endlessly but even the fastest Mangakas in the industry still are only limited by themselves and can't work at a speed and sustain all the work they would want to. Kevin is lazy. Even medded Kevin is still lazy. He could potentially pull a decent amount in without trying because furry shit pays and he has a fanbase who have disposable income. But that's very of us.

 

[John Furrman]

Re. the Cursed Tome of Forbidden Islamic Knowledge fetish list, I see findom (financial domination) is on there. Is this where all Kevin's money is going? Is he, on top of everything else that is very wrong with him, a paypig too? Have I just missed or forgotten this lore while I've been away praying to the wise and most merciful Allah for more redditors to die in Ukraine?

Perhaps, but also perhaps that he's not the paypig. Consider he has begged for and accrued thousands since this thread started from stupid troons for perennial "unexpected bill" aka transformer toys. This makes me believe that he findoms them, which I find infinitely more amusing. Unless maybe he he being findommed by Penny and that's where the begging comes in!

 

[The Final Troondown]

Perhaps, but also perhaps that he's not the paypig. Consider he has begged for and accrued thousands since this thread started from stupid troons for perennial "unexpected bill" aka transformer toys. This makes me believe that he findoms them, which I find infinitely more amusing. Unless maybe he he being findommed by Penny and that's where the begging comes in!

It's not even that complicated
Kev likes bdsm for the same reason he likes the idea of being his idea of a woman, people come and use him for sex and look after him because he's a she/sub
he's 'fetishising' the idea of not having control of his own money, hence why he has the arrangement where he gives penny the rent and food money and he handles all the icky stuff and kev has the rest plus whatever he can ebeg as his allowance like a teenager with a paper round

kev isn't sexually excited by any of his 'fetishes' they all revolve around not having to get off his fat ass to do anything for anyone else and that's what he enjoys. He's basically worked out a trick with the current discourse where if you're like 'i don't even want to move from my chair to avoid pissing myself' you'd be told to get a grip of your life
but 'i have fetishes for being a helpless baby who wears a diaper and is looked after by parents' is omg valid don't you dare kinkshame

go through all of them and try and find one where kev has any agency whatsoever

if doctors cared about being branded kinkshamers I imagine he'd develop a fetish for laying in bed while they wash his wounds, change his dressings and dilate him forever because 'uwu am baby'

tl:dr kev is perhaps the laziest man in existence, his ideal fantasy is probably being in a coma

 

[Pizdec]

Then he went to Costco and blessed us with this… abomination. I know it’s nothing compared to some of the other selfies provided by the polycule in this thread, but it’s still something that provoked an, “Oh Jesus!” (despite him leaving us a very long time ago) [A]

lol, he's exhausted from going to costco, bro that's just another tuesday for me.

No wonder he almost never posts videos talking. Creepy voice and not feminine at all.

https://twitter.com/TransSalamander/status/1498756370719457285?s=20&t=aQJuvVb4eyLQbd9rxZkObg

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Ugh, the fact that he named his cat Takkun grosses me out. Powerweebing, but Takkun is the nickname for Naoto, a teenager in an anime called FLCL. Mamimi, a high schooler gave him that nickname after her boyfriend left for America, as she molests him as a proxy.

 

[the khat quaffer]

What’s the difference between queer sex and gay sex? I don’t understand the glorification of the word “queer” I really don’t.
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Aren’t you surrounded by friends in your queer tranch haven? No need for teleporting. Limp tranny dicks and oozing, aching neopussies are only a hand’s reach away!

Kevin teleporting: he just disappears into fat air!

Again with these sex fantasies. Kevin, we've been through this. Any hypothetical penetration that occurred in your rot pocket would only result in hours of immediate pain and screaming that would make a ruptured hemorrhoid seem like a picnic.

You literally live with your sex mistress and a bunch of other godless queers and you still don't have sex. You just tweet about it all day. You went with two others to some fag convention and you got ghosted by Wedge as he and Neck canoodled while you sat there tweeting and stealing Earth's oxygen. You're not having sex now, what makes you think you're gonna have any even if you had teleporting powers? You're not having sex because you're a disgusting creature that nobody wants to be around and it's also physically impossible or horrifically painful at best. Dumbass.

If we could convert his cope into nuclear energy, we could have another solar system on our hands. Entire celestial bodies could flourish with Kevium-Copium thermonuclear fusion.

 

[Earthworm Foucault]

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Lmao this is so retarded. The entire basis of communism is that it inspires the very first revolution of the majority (dictatorship of the proletariat) against the minority. It is strictly identified against historic liberal revolutions (Glorious Revolution of 1688, French revolution of 1789, etc) which sought to replace one minority power with another. Notions of protecting a minority through enshrined rights from a tyranny of the majority is a purely liberal sentiment.

Also Lenin and many Marxists viewed weird sex shit as bourgeois corruption of the natural family life (Marxists were very inspired by Rousseau who writes extensively about the perversion of 'natural law'.) Marx was also very pro-colonialism as he perceived it as raising the economic progress of uncivilised countries, thus furthering them on the path of the historical dialectic. They even came up with a term to describe working class people who were perpetually unemployed or criminals (lumpenproletariat) who they felt had absolutely no revolutionary potential and couldn't ever achieve class consciousness.

Or, to put it in in layman's terms, if Marx was alive today and saw Wedge and his inane twitter rantings he would conclude: "he is fat and I wouldn't start a revolution with him".