Russian Invasion of Ukraine (2022): Thread 1 - Ukrainian Liars vs Russian Liars with Air and Artillery Superiority

[IamnottheNSA]

Out: Canada going after its own citizens
In: Canada going after foreigners
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Can planes honk?

 

[Narcotics]

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A week ago this same person claimed that Zelensky went to Lviv from Kiev. I wouldn't hold my breath if there are no other sources

As any news that come out of this shit show it's always good to take them with a grain of salt and a what if, but in my honest faggot opinion i believed he had left days ago. I don't know, maybe he realized that NATO was all show don't act and wasn't going to risk nuclear icbms flying just for ukraine. After all, he was begging for planes and no fly zone.

 

[Juan But Not Forgotten]

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A week ago this same person claimed that Zelensky went to Lviv from Kiev. I wouldn't hold my breath if there are no other sources

Somewhere at the 4 day mark he stopped making videos where he walks in Kyiv and switched exclusive to "your typical press-conference" format. Also, his delegation took a very strange route to Belarussia across Poland, almost like they are at the west Ukraine and cross the border there. So it makes sense if he left to Lviv first, but then realized that he is fucked and ran to EU.

 

[Return of the Freaker]

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Source: Twitter

Ignoring the bullshit nature of the current conflict, why is Turkey still in NATO again?

 

[Juan But Not Forgotten]

Source: trust me bro

>State Duma
Wait, you're taking the word of Vyacheslav Volodin at face value? Do you really think some stooge in Russia's parliament is a reliable source about the whereabouts of Zelensky?

I've already told why it makes sense. Cope.

 

[Uncle Buck]

Ignoring the bullshit nature of the current conflict, why is Turkey still in NATO again?

You mean why is a country currently headed by a guy who not so long ago was "literally Hitler" and the next great threat to the world part of an ostensibly "defensive" alliance [made up of nations that pretend to be "anti-fascist"]?

/thunk-provoking

 

[Very_sad_man]

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>"Hey guys, how should we sanction the country with the world's highest rate of software piracy?"
>"Lets ban the remaining 38% from legally paying for our products. That'll show 'em!"

Everyone in slavland pirates software and games.

 

[Dave_Ph]

I suspect Zelenskyy wasn't a funny comedian, just pushed by Globohomo, local branch. That's the worst thing a comedian can do or be.

No, he's considered a genius in Eastern Europe
You didn't see his Play the Piano with his dick skit?
It's reminiscent of the best work of Louis C.K.

 

[BradCarter]

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>"Hey guys, how should we sanction the country with the world's highest rate of software piracy?"
>"Lets ban the remaining 38% from legally paying for our products. That'll show 'em!"

Back when I had time to pirate games, 90% of cracks were in Russian. I'm doubting anyone will be terribly heartbroken

 

[An Avenging Bird]

Fuck man, I'm more convinced than ever that with China supporting the Russian involvement in Ukraine that China is going to take Taiwan imminently.
And I don't care that some say it can't be done. Who in fuck is gonna stop them? You can't even criticize China, let alone get in their way militarily. And the US leadership is ALL either fully blackmailed or in the pocket of the chinks.

Which then leads me to the fact that the US military has been decimated by kicking out most of the patriots and those who refuse the clot shots, the ones who stayed in are having cancer and other disease rates skyrocket, and they are lead by fucking traitorous fags like Milley, Austin, and that pedophile President, it would strategically behoove both Russia and China to displace this collapsing empire once and for all while it's on its knees ready for the execution shot.

Ukraine is just the opening salvo.

 

[Male Idiot]

It will be a problem because it will give the globos justification for retaliation.

Putin seems like a bit of a tosser, but he's smart - he won't give a reason (within law) for the international 'community' to defend Ukraine with force.

Globos are already sanctioning as much as they can. They don't need justification. Step up is military intervention, a case where ruskies will fling the nukes. Because they don't give a shit.

Welp, if anyone had any doubts, Zelensky left Ukraine for good and is now in Poland.

My guess is that he left long time ago seems to be more realistic than I though, since Chairman of the State Duma Volodyn claimed this on Feb 26:

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Translation:


I knew this fucking clown had no balls.

He just went to Poland so he can meme better. He already trolled 6 gorillion Russians, Shitposter of Kyyyyyiiyyyv.

 

[No. 7 cat]

Welp, if anyone had any doubts, Zelensky left Ukraine for good and is now in Poland.

My guess is that he left long time ago seems to be more realistic than I though, since Chairman of the State Duma Volodyn claimed this on Feb 26:

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Translation:


I knew this fucking clown had no balls.

The Emperor Justinian had capable eunuch generals like Narses and Solomon. I know it's just a saying, but Zelenkyy is just a common coward.

 

[Dieu]

Literally everything we have been told about this conflict has been a lie.

What else are they lying about?

Auschwitz.

 

[Juan But Not Forgotten]

I suspect Zelenskyy wasn't a funny comedian, just pushed by Globohomo, local branch. That's the worst thing a comedian can do or be.

Boomers loved him. Well, until he became a president and turned out that he was playing a character and he is a shittier politician than Poroshenko.

 

[IamnottheNSA]

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"Yeah, just get your teeth kicked in, branded a criminal and get buck broken in prison, bro! That'll change everything!"
I want this faggot to come over here and personally try to start a protest.

 

[Rei is shit]

Eat the bug. Get in the pod. Support Kyiv in The Ukraine.

 

[Fivehead]

I'm sitting here wondering how the hell we are even supposed to fortify the North with a population less than California

Not to mention the majority of the Canadian population aren't even Canadian. These people aren't going to fight for Canada or any of Canada's allies.

To the dumb cunts that don't think 'cancelling' Russia is going to be effective coz it's also targeting innocent Russian civilians (Mastercard, VISA, YouTube and whatever else there is): think about it this way - if you suddenly lost access to all this, would you be pissed at the man that caused it?

I'd be pretty pissed at the West for oppressing me.

 

[Koko Jambo]

Welp, if anyone had any doubts, Zelensky left Ukraine for good and is now in Poland.

My guess is that he left long time ago seems to be more realistic than I though, since Chairman of the State Duma Volodyn claimed this on Feb 26:

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Translation:


I knew this fucking clown had no balls.

Source: Russian government
Yeah I know "bla bla I would trust them more then CNN etc."
Until I don't see a video of him next to the Palace of Culture and Science in Warsaw I don't belive it.

 

[kuuu]

Kadyrov_95

Уважаемые украинские военные и шайтаны из националистических батальонов. Мы уже здесь! Вы слышали приказ нашего Верховного главнокомандующего покарать тех, кто убивал мирных людей в Донбассе, Одессе? И мы это сделаем. У нас есть адреса всех шайтанов и их семей. Нацики это знают. Поэтому они, как...

t.me

We jihad now.
t.Ramzan

Spoiler

Уважаемые украинские военные и шайтаны из националистических батальонов. Мы уже здесь! Вы слышали приказ нашего Верховного главнокомандующего покарать тех, кто убивал мирных людей в Донбассе, Одессе? И мы это сделаем. У нас есть адреса всех шайтанов и их семей. Нацики это знают. Поэтому они, как шакалы, прячутся за спинами военных - тех, кто давал присягу народу Украины. Ребята, мы знаем, что они, как фашисты, стреляют вам в спину, создали заградительные отряды. Разберитесь с ними сами, а лучше оставьте их нам. Вы братья-славяне! Мы хотим, чтобы у ваших матерей всегда были любимые сыновья. Идите домой! Скоро все закончится, и мы будем жить в дружбе, как раньше. Не мешайте нам. Мы не остановимся. У нас приказ, у нас джихад!!!

Dear Ukrainian military and shaitans from nationalist battalions. We are already here! Have you heard the order of our Supreme Commander-in-Chief to punish those who killed peaceful people in Donbas and Odessa? And we will do it. We have the addresses of all the shaitans and their families. The Nazis know this. That's why they, like jackals, hide behind the backs of the military - those who swore an oath to the people of Ukraine. Guys, we know that they, like fascists, are shooting you in the back and have created barrier units. Deal with them yourselves, or better yet, leave them to us. You are Slavic brothers! We want your mothers to always have sons they love. Go home! Soon everything will be over, and we will live in friendship as before. Don't interfere with us. We will not stop. We have orders, we have jihad!!!

via DeepL

Extra spicy with that nasheed.

 

[Hüftpriester]

Which then leads me to the fact that the US military has been decimated by kicking out most of the patriots and those who refuse the clot shots, the ones who stayed in are having cancer and other disease rates skyrocket, and they are lead by fucking traitorous fags like Milley, Austin, and that pedophile President, it would strategically behoove both Russia and China to displace this collapsing empire once and for all while it's on its knees ready for the execution shot.

Look here Jack, Russia may have total control of Ukraine by the end of next week. China will undoubtedly feel emboldened to take Taiwan at some point this year. But the Joint Chiefs of Staff have been focused on more important threats, like global warming and white rage.