Russell Greer is a very talented man, God gave him every talent except silence and literacy.
Russell Greer fell down the ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down, then caught his upper lip on the reverse beartrap from Saw 1. Russell's very prolific in terms of litigation, he's brought 6 or 7 lawsuits against people he doesn't like and he's lost 6 or 7 lawsuits and picked up 6 or 7 restraining orders. He's a real legal Smeagol - I mean eagle.
Russell Greer smartly posted on social media that he was gonna kick a lawyer's ass in court and that that there will be drool. Blood, I meant blood, my bad.
Russell wrote a kill list in his high school bathroom of all the girls that ever rejected him in alphabetical order. He was barely at the B's by the time he ran out of ink.
List of things Russell Greer has offered in terms of compensation for services rendered: a venmo dollar, a copy of his book about prostitution, a handy-shandy in the backseat, a chuck-e-cheese token from a brothel, a chance to be mentioned in his next lawsuit.
I dunno who gave birth to him (and neither does he) but there's a 150% chance he came out the tunnel dressed that way.
I don't believe in making fun of the handicapped, which is why I make fun of Russell Greer guilt-free.
Taylor Swift's bodyguards curb-stomped Russell Greer all night and he didn't look one iota different.
Don't piss Russell off because he can instantly drench the room in saliva and start hydroplaning circles around you on his heelies.
Check out his latest single, Drool on the Dance Floor. It's got one-and-a-half likes on Spotify, featuring vocals some guy from Fiverr and some getty images model.
Free-style
"Russalicious,
Eyes hazelicious,
Mind's too vicious,
Suck him his penis, not delicious
Highschool kill-list
Celebrity wish-list
AGT wait-list,
Reject him once, you're on his shitlist"