Russian Invasion of Ukraine (2022): Thread 1 - Ukrainian Liars vs Russian Liars with Air and Artillery Superiority

[Matt Damon]

the entire west does not want to do business with child killers

That's every country, bro. And much more frequently and recently than you can imagine.

Your level of naivety is honestly embarrassing. Please be quiet while the adults talk.

 

[garum expert]

Putin gets me all horny with his bald septuagenarian manlet energy.

no one gets me horny in this war, it sucks

 

[MeltyTW]

Keep telling yourself that sunshine.

explain how? idk why people on the ah board think some one liner that appeals to people who already agree with you is enough, it isnt, ive had tons of you guys just say something like that then get flustered when you actually had to explain yourself to someone that didnt just go "yeah fucking western libcuck globalists are losing big time" spoiler alert people sell out to the west and the jews because theyre really really fucking good at economically subjugating people russia isnt and its why they havent rebuilt despite everyone touting them being self reliant back then, now theyre less so and with less resources, in no reality does getting even all of ukraine just catapult some decrepit empire using tanks from the soviet era into being the superpower it once was or greater.

https://www.rt.com/russia/551269-russia-declares-ceasefire-ukraine/

War’s over retards. Go home.

lol thats fairly reasonable and unbiased and almost entirely factually. contrasted with media and senators calling for assassination attempts and calling for crackdowns on russia like theyre me some internet forum loser and not people russia will hear and base decisions off of.

 

[Disheveled Human]

https://www.rt.com/russia/551269-russia-declares-ceasefire-ukraine/

War’s over retards. Go home.

I think this is not to end the war but to create a corridor for civilians to escape the what is soon to be expected carpet bombing. They have been talking about Humanitarian issues the past couple days.

 

[Vesperus]

... the entire west does not want to do business with child killers.

Huh. TIL there were no children in Hiroshima.

 

[Fraiser crane]

Pro Russian demonstration in Ukraine university

Hey guys I hate to admit it but I'm actually Vladdy P himself. Sorry to bother you guys, I really only started this war to threaten @Disheveled Human and his family with nuclear war because lol fuck it. Anyways I've gotta get back to losing my mind over the war lasting more than 10 days, see you guys in that selectively edited CNN video you'll see on twitter later.

Vlanks fad

 

[Mr Bunny]

no one gets me horny in this war, it sucks

Yea we really need to get some sultry women on the radio saying hello G.I.

 

[MeltyTW]

That's every country, bro. And much more frequently and recently than you can imagine.

Your level of naivety is honestly embarrassing. Please be quiet while the adults talk.

no i think he means the perception, the perception of russia is that whereas people are forced to ignore for the most part all the other peoples actions.

 

[Puff]

Seeing as people keep accusing this thread as having a bias, I had an idea.

Let's wargame out some strategies for the Ukraine that don't involve magical thinking (NATO intervening, Ukraine managing to indefinitely conventionally repulse the Russian offense, Russia just giving up apropos of nothing).

I'll start: If I was commanding Ukraine, I'd accept that the west and NATO will not be able to seriously help or make any real impact. So, instead I'd go max scorched earth, Iraqi Army style. As the situation looks bleaker, I'd start blowing the pipelines and igniting the natural gas wells. The Russians and the west would both panic in chaos at the action, and it could result in some interesting political outcomes on both ends. If nothing else, it would be a nice "Fuck you" to Russia even as they succeed in their takeover.

Otherwise, I'd start caching weapons and supplies and organizing militia and guerilla elements to conduct irregular warfare Afgani-style, rather than continue to fight conventionally where the loss is practically guaranteed.

What strategies does everyone else have?

Nah, pretty much that. Make car-bombing great again.
That or suicide vests. How much do you not want to be a Russian puppet state?

 

[Disheveled Human]

Huh. TIL there were no children in Hiroshima.

True but this is America, the nerve Russia thinks they are America lol. It's a one way street bro.

 

[Happy Fish]

he means of supposedly white people not sand dwellers or SEA jungle monkies.

Ah yes how silly of me not to realize they just had the fourteen words in singing in their heart.

 

[Matt Damon]

no i think he means the perception, the perception of russia is that whereas people are forced to ignore for the most part all the other peoples actions.

Luckily, memories in performative outrage culture are incredibly short.

 

[Sammich]

And I am saying you are doomer. Soil and crops are more diversified than that. They don't need every bit of everything RIGHT NOW to function. There will be no significant fertilizer shortage. They will just adjust their gameplan based on prices and move ahead. There will be no significant crop shortfall because of it. It's a business. It is what they do.

If things do go sideways price wise it is because of crazy hyped up market speculation driving the commodities market wild. Not anything on the production end. It is fine.

It was that, not some shortage of food, that drove shit like the food costs of Arab Spring. Ignorant speculation by people like YOU. You are the cause of it. Markets and prices are driven by what people feel and how that drives shit like futures prices. Not the reality on the ground. The ground is fine. It doesn't need fucking potash.

Anyone remember the buying and selling of non existent oil and crop futures in 2008 when the market crashed? I do. I also remember oil and crop production being totally normal with no shortages and the whole thing being driven by hysterical dumbasses throwing their money into commodities because retards on the TV and internet told them it was "safe" and that we were at "peak" whatever shit-your-pants time. Turns out it was not safe and we were not peaking. It only caused another huge bubble that burst and caused a bunch of other negative fallout. Arab Spring.

Don't listen to doomers kids. They don't know what they are talking about.

Food prices havent' went up kids, it's just fine. 250 a week going to 350 doesn't mean anything. Everything is fine, that inflation isn't inflation. It's just some doomer lie to scare you.. OOGA BOOGA.. I said it didn't happen but if it did it's your fault. Great take, you blithering idiot.

I've posted sources, every single thing i've said is backed up with citations. Your stance is "just trust me dude, this guy is wrong.. I can't prove it or anything gay like that, i'm just gonna call him wrong"

 

[JambledUpWords]

Lovely

 

[Feline Supremacist]

I think its fine to declare war. I am a big proponent of Independence wars for example, if you want to fight you should be able too. My issue is pressing an offensive war and then when things are not going swimmingly threaten to use nukes against everyone. I lost mad respect to the Putin regime for that. Someone like that should not be in power because as far as I am concerned this is not an acceptable outcome. Nukes should be used defensively like your country is being invaded not the other way around.

Maybe Daddy Putin knows what's good for us, I mean if Biden and Co had their way our kids would be trooning out and on HRT at age 3, animal fucking would be legal, everyone would be required to suck the girl dick and all those darkies would make our coffee, quinoa and pick the cotton for those t-shirts with the "I support Whatever" logos on them. Yeah maybe it should be nuked so we can start over.

 

[Wy4M]

More information and pictures about the arrest of Nestor Shufrych and the equipment found on him.
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www.pravda.com.ua

https://twitter.com/defensesentinel/status/1499794835863384066

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Imo using duct tape to cover the eyes of your POWs isn't very great PR.
Taking a selfie with a POW while holding a kukri machete is bad PR.

 

[bread n circuses]

The only way Russia comes out ahead on this is if they nuke the world creating a stalemate. Otherwise they will have this burnt down patch of land that they will have a hard time repairing and optimizing. Woo we got more natural resources now that we can't move because the entire west does not want to do business with child killers.

The entire west seems pretty happy to do business with America, which killed more children in Iraq and Afghanistan than the total military and non-military casualties of the Ukrainian invasion by orders of magnitude. American led “restructuring” of the Soviet economy in the 90s led to millions of Russians starving to death.

The west is happy to do business with countries that chop people’s hands off, that allow the mass trafficking of sex slaves, and brutal military regimes. I get that you’re a lemming who blindly follows propaganda, but this really is absurdly ignorant.

 

[LaxerBRO]

because the entire west does not want to do business with child killers.

Major Corporations will never do business with murderers!

 

[Juan But Not Forgotten]

I'm really fucking done with you idiots. Syria General, Geopolitics General and /pol/ in general has rotted your fucking brains. The group think here is stupid. You are stupid. And I refuse to be a part of it. Neg rate me all you fucking want.

Right now people are being killed. They aren't being killed due to the Machinations of some Jewish plot. They aren't being killed because of globohomo. They are being killed because one man, Putin, is raging against the tide of history and instead of adapting to it he is letting his country be swept away.

This war is a fucking disgrace. On every level. The Russian Army is a disgrace. It has proven itself incapable of a land invasion on its own fucking borders. It's having to resort to WW2 total war against Gopnik gangs while ducking Turkish made drones and pretending those same Gopniks didn't just wipe out an entire brigade of air assault troops.

Worse, putin has committed Russia to a full on conventional war with a peer power without any of the respect for what that requires. The invasion of Georgia, a country 1/8th the size of Ukraine was famously messed up and assurances were made the same mistakes would not be repeated. But they ARE!

WORSE

Putin has committed to a land war in fucking February! It's still winter! And as the ground thaws the Steppe turns into a muddy swamp! You can't do conventional maneuver in this environment! You have to stick to the roads! And the roads are predictable and under constant attack! Which means you need to rely on Light Infantry, which is where Ukraine has the advantage! I didn't believe Russia would invade before at least late March for this very reason!

And I know exactly what "carpet bombing" means and that is precisely what the Russians are doing to their "compatriots" in Kharkiv. Kharkiv you see has done the unforgivable in that they refused to get out of the way. And for that they must be made to suffer. All those platitudes about common fraternity matter for NOTHING when the clock is ticking as tens of thousands of civilians are being turned into soldiers around Lviv.

TL;DR

Fuck you, and fuck putin shills. You all wanted a war and now you get what you fucking deserve.

лол успокойся

 

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Lovely
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