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[Marvin]

What’s the difference between queer sex and gay sex?

What @The Final Troondown said, but also that lots of piv heterosexual sex can be queer as long as the ideas in the participants' heads are sufficiently "queer" (read: gross).

how about this: born as a man, now a... fat human like creature with an amhole and no brain? I feel like "human-resebling creature" is a good term to describe most troons

He's like one of those bioengineered future humans in Man After Man, except instead of being warped to survive in the vacuum of space, he's warped by the coom to just sperg on twitter. Soon his arms will recede into his body because he doesn't need a wide armspan to tweet.

 

[Open Window Maniac]

Methinks this is like a hardcore, absolutely booze-ruined alcoholic who spends every waking second valiantly fighting off delirium tremens with well vodka and mouthwash saying that he drinks "a fair bit".

At least a chronic alcoholic's liver is in better shape than Kev's amhole.

 

[the khat quaffer]

This coomposting display of mental gymnastics made my brain long for the sweet release of the grave.
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Someone needs to tell him about how to whip up super estrogen, by mixing bleach and ammonia indoors. It'll let you reroll your stats by taking you back to the beginning, literally. It's so heckin' euphoric!

 

[WhineMeDineMe69Me]

So I need some help here. "Estrogen absolutely made me gayer" but "You might think you liked girls before, but estrogen just increases that"

If Male + More Estrogen = True and Honest Lesbian then how do you get gay males who are much more predominant? And for that matter how do you get straight males who are absolutely dominant? Do straight males have ALL the estrogen? What does Male + More Testosterone = ?

What do I need to do here to make my statistical results heckin' valid?

It's best not to even try to rationalize this stuff. Estrogen making a man gayer makes about as much sense as his friend there saying it made him "more bi in like, both directions". Like, what? It's really enough to make a rational brain pull a muscle.

 

[AMHOLIO]

It's best not to even try to rationalize this stuff. Estrogen making a man gayer makes about as much sense as his friend there saying it made him "more bi in like, both directions". Like, what? It's really enough to make a rational brain pull a muscle.

This all has the same energy as "Believing in Jesus made me feel twice the holy spirit!" and "I haven't even looked at a sin since I joined!" type rhetoric.

Or maybe it doesn't but it is a lot of fun to compare it to religion.

 

[KiwiFuzz]

Kevin Gibes (post-language arc)

 

[Super Dilator Duel 3D]

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okay at least we're safe. to all the dudes out there... my deepest condolences.

As much as I want to believe this, he’s 100% lying. Albeit, in a more indirect way.

Obviously, Kevin’s entire existence is based around lust for women based around his bitter misogynistic hatred for them. If he had the opportunity to have sex with a normal woman, he’d jump on it in an instant. Don’t believe anything else he says for a second. Thankfully, even if a prospective female lover did somehow manage to look past his grease, laziness, entitlement, perversion, filth and stench (hard to look past Kevin at all on account of his massive hulking fridge body, but I digress) he still couldn’t fuck her because he neutered himself. Good going, KevKev.

A last note for everyone reading this thread: always remember that everything Kevin says about himself, his life, his current situation, his sexuality, his finances, his relationships, his health… etc. is always a cope. If Kevin is opening his filthy, plaque-ridden mouth, he’s coping and seething. But not dilating. Never dilating.

 

[Leaf-eon]

He's like one of those bioengineered future humans in Man After Man, except instead of being warped to survive in the vacuum of space, he's warped by the coom to just sperg on twitter. Soon his arms will recede into his body because he doesn't need a wide armspan to tweet.
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You mean a vacuumorph or should I say, a vacoomorph.

^ btw that's what a vacuumorph looks like.

 

[the khat quaffer]

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okay at least we're safe. to all the dudes out there... my deepest condolences.

Yet another reason all these future rapist fuck ups should have access to elective, state-funded cock-chopping. The kids are safe, the women are safe, everyone wins basically. I used to be so against it but Kevin, Jonathan Yaniv, probably a great many others... they all convinced me it's for the best.

The mincing sex pest cries out in glee as he places his mangled, forever-useless genitals on a pedestal.

Current-year shit is such a wild ride, guys.

 

[RazorBackBacon]

You mean a vacuumorph or should I say, a vacoomorph.
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^ btw that's what a vacuumorph looks like.

The vacuumorph is at least cute in a Cronenberg kinda way.

 

[umami's milk]

Well, on second thought perhaps we aren't as safe as we thought. Getting Kevin's rotting, smegma and pus-filled amhole forcefully ground against you is still a traumatizing experience.

 

[Bob_]

Well, on second thought perhaps we aren't as safe as we thought. Getting Kevin's rotting, smegma and pus-filled amhole forcefully ground against you is still a traumatizing experience.

There's at least one filthy farmer reading this with a hand down their pants.

 

[Boris Blank's glass eye]

There's at least one filthy farmer reading this with a hand down their pants.

And can't forget their KF observer, whoever it is.

 

[Norman B. Normal]

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As for myself, I have no plans to ever have sex with a supermodel again.

 

[the khat quaffer]

There's at least one filthy farmer reading this with a hand down their pants.

I am that farmer.

 

[rotpocket]

These men lowkey make me kind of want to pursue a career in plastic surgery so I can personally castrate them and ruin their lives. But then I remember that I spend half my day browsing KF and am probably just as autistic as the cows I laugh at. I'm so sick of having such an in depth knowledge of troonery, but I can't stop. It's prime entertainment.

 

[the khat quaffer]

These men lowkey make me kind of want to pursue a career in plastic surgery so I can personally castrate them and ruin their lives. But then I remember that I spend half my day browsing KF and am probably just as autistic as the cows I laugh at. I'm so sick of having such an in depth knowledge of troonery, but I can't stop. It's prime entertainment.

You would have to be in the same room as them for countless hours and you would even have to be handling, manipulating, severing their genitals... I think we've all seen bits and pieces of the very worst internet has to offer, but mutilated genitals will always be a doozy. Do you really want to stare at the swollen, rotted crotch of someone like Kevin or Wedge for hours upon hours in an operating room? I don't think I would want to be in the same room as these people even if they were fully clothed.

If you wanna help them become true and honest women, I dunno, mail them some pamphlets about srs doctors in their area. I was going to say donate to their neovagina fund but there's a pretty high chance they'll just blow that on junk food and Legos.

 

[rotpocket]

You would have to be in the same room as them for countless hours and you would even have to be handling, manipulating, severing their genitals... I think we've all seen bits and pieces of the very worst internet has to offer, but mutilated genitals will always be a doozy. Do you really want to stare at the swollen, rotted crotch of someone like Kevin or Wedge for hours upon hours in an operating room? I don't think I would want to be in the same room as these people even if they were fully clothed.

If you wanna help them become true and honest women, I dunno, mail them some pamphlets about srs doctors in their area. I was going to say donate to their neovagina fund but there's a pretty high chance they'll just blow that on junk food and Legos.

Valid point

 

[AMHOLIO]

. I was going to say donate to their neovagina fund but there's a pretty high chance they'll just blow that on junk food and Legos.

Save up for null's junk food and Legos fund so you can get a cool patch they'll all hate you for.

 

[super thug]

Something that came to mind, not too long ago, was how Kevin once revealed that whenever a fellow tranny friend of his announced they were going to detransition that it'd cause Kevin quite a bit of distress.

It got me thinking that this is probably almost a universal reaction among troons. It makes a lot of sense.

Try to put yourself in their shoes. Granted, it's no easy task given the multiple layers of delusion they live within. It might be impossible to fully empathize with someone so disconnected from reality, but we can try anyway.

Imagine you've made the absolute worst mistake of your life. This mistake can't be fixed or undone. You've intentionally hurt yourself far more than anyone else would've ever hurt you. The only way that you have to deal with this, in your very limited toolbox of capabilities, is to keep telling yourself that this is what you really wanted. You absolutely cannot be honest with yourself about the gravity of your fuckup, it hurts too much. The best you can do is surround yourself with others that've fucked up as badly as you have. Your shared delusion helps keep that painful reality at bay.

Problem is, every now and then one of your fellow retards becomes honest with themself. The lies aren't making any of you happy and this buddy of yours has the gall to finally be honest with himself. He's developmentally light years ahead of you, simply by being able to finally accept the whole thing really was a mistake. His decision to detransition says that he thinks you've fucked up too. He has courage that you'll never have by being able to walk away from it all.

Ouch. That's really gotta sting.