Russian Invasion of Ukraine (2022): Thread 1 - Ukrainian Liars vs Russian Liars with Air and Artillery Superiority

[Kendall Motor Oil]

This is probably it, since the model of the helicopter matches up and the terrain matches, plus it came out shortly after the video was released.
Personally it has to be real and it definitely ARMA 3 footage, like some tried to claim on other sites, ARMA wished it could have vehicles exploding look that good.

Arma 3 has a specific aesthetic and particle effects which makes it easy to tell. I wish those particle effects and physics were in arma 3.

 

[Sargon's wife's son]

This is true. Vaush will shill for anarcho-$meme when he can't openly shill for the "neoliberal" establishment. It's a bit difficult to push for authoritarian regimes when you constantly accuse your enemy of being an authoritarian regime. Power centralizes naturally which makes anarchism a failure but it's an unassailable lefty position for the lazy much like "moderates"/"centrists" in mainstream discourse.

Ukraine doesn't have gay marriage is more Orthodox in Russia as the exact same opinion is homosexuality is the rest of Eastern Europe.
These people are legitimately stupid

 

[MrJokerRager]

Stand with Greta

https://twitter.com/MrKovalenko/status/1500014036678807559?t=OKbbkRt0VrIYIVRQ22opqg&s=19

Ukrainians really choose some lousy allies.

While Putin has the support of Uncle Assad and the Chechens.

 

[No Batty Boys in Jamaica]

No, it seems I did understood you. My point is that he has the emotional reaction he needs from the people that matter. His people. It doesn't matter about what the rest of the world thinks because he was never going to convince us anyway.

And I would say that the footage of the things I mentioned is dramatic (to me) and that a lot of Russians see that as their soil anyway.

At this point I would say 'let's agree to disagree', but in keeping with the spirit of the thread I am afraid that I must call you a nigger.

I must respond to your n-bomb with decisive and resolute retaliation.

You're a fucking nigger.

 

[George Lucas]

Real talk: I use Kaspersky for anti-virus and other utilities. Do I need to do anything about that?

 

[Matt Damon]

Real talk: I use Kaspersky for anti-virus and other utilities. Do I need to do anything about that?

Yes, delete Kaspersky and never use it again.

But I could've told you that years ago.

 

[White_N]

I hope many as many reddittor NPCs as possible go to Ukraine and get captured by Russians. They will soon learn that Russians treat foreign fighters as mercs, and being a merc doesn't grant you POW status.

Nah, probably russians send them back to their home countries, considering them bio weapon.

 

[Arc]

2032:
My search for human civilisation on the Eurasian continent after the great famine of "a small patriotic sacrifice we are willing to make" wiped out 45% of humanity lead me eastwards.
Beyond the German-French Democratic Caliphate, Beyond the Barbarian camps of the "polish" tribes and the heavily armed, nomadic Romanian family salvage convoys,
the biggest of which amass thousands of family members and ancient armored vehicles somehow in (mostly) working shape.
We were scared for a moment when the smoke pillars of their first soviet era warmachines appeared on the horizon,
but they luckily let us pass after a small travel-tax they called "Eeh-Jou-Payments" and a surprisingly friendly welcome from a Romanian tribesbabushka.
She warned us about going further east. We sat there and listened for an entire evening, until the nightly radiation storms forced us back into our respective vehicles.
If only we had heeded her warning.

After this encounter, we even went beyond what i had assumed was the very end of "human" "societies".
What i found was a place filled with horrors beyond any imagination.
The dangerous twin borderlands previously known as "The Ukrainias".

Perhaps the only fate worse than "East-Ukraine", which quickly found itself completely void of human life and covered in a thick-layer of permafrost after it became part of the new
"Second-Soviet-Weirmarer-Federation" or "SSWF" was the fate of "Worst-Ukraine", the desolate wastelands to the west.
This hellish landscape was the home to the worlds first hybrid rebel warfare shithole/Retro NATO weapon Live-fire range,
that is also a popular action tourism spot amongst politically disinformed redditors and other uncontrollable undesireables with violent tendencies from all over the world,
whom await many an important task here, ranging from becoming a "Marvel™Meatshield" or "SAMSUNG™Suicide-bomber" to their remains being used as propaganda,
after a Killsquad of the R*ssian Anti-Nazi-SS Troopers discovers the location of one of Reddits battlemage-drawn tactical wiccan mana-circles and the headmate carrying acolytes surrounding it. Fully functional, these spots are cursed locations where rotten minds channel the flow of evil directly against the remainders of humanity.
AFTER the Killsquads are done ? You dont want to know. You do ? Well okay. I will share the story of the one prayer-site discovery that ended positively.

It was the sight of the first prayer-group we found that day. The Acolytes were driven to suicide by chain-misgendering and their horribly contorted and mutilated bodies were wildly thrown around the place. Blood smeared everywhere, Satanic widgets, gizmos and gadgets lie broken on the floor, demons could occasionally be seen escaping from damaged soulgems.

The sight alone was enough for Igorovitch, our resident Romanian mechanic, to try to just blow his brains out right there, next to the pumpkin-spice-scented candle dotted, blood smeared mana-circle. Luckily he had picked up a crummy, rusty old AK with yellow tape on it and the Magazine just fell right out of the gun before he could pull the trigger.
We would have all been doomed without his ability to strip the wrecks we came across for materials.

That place is evil. That place is like Hell+ It twists and turns reality right before your very own eyes. It twists and turns your very soul.
To this day i remember the void stare in Igorovitch's eyes as we dropped him off. His relatives were crying. They knew what he had seen.
Their tears were made of both pain about the loss of who used to be their kin, and at the same time, happiness about him returning at all.
Almost none do, they told us afterwards.

Really the only upside is that the "peacekeepers" of the TheUkrainian wastes are drunk and depressed R*ssians, and MS-KRAZ (Microsoft™-Kiyv-Ruins-Autonomous-Zone), Government Goons and Troons inside included will be "community policed" by "liberal" use of thermobaic Rocketry while thousands around the world watch the fireworks live online as the occasional event known as
"The Red Redditing".
And as always, they were doing it all for free.

I want a command and conquer: generals style game based on this. : // And it needs a equivalent to the unit "angry muslim mob" but with redditors. And instead of upgrading it with "Shoes" you can upgrade it with "HRT".

 

[Hathungor]

2032:
My search for human civilisation on the Eurasian continent after the great famine of "a small patriotic sacrifice we are willing to make" wiped out 45% of humanity lead me eastwards.
Beyond the German-French Democratic Caliphate, Beyond the Barbarian camps of the "polish" tribes and the heavily armed, nomadic Romanian family salvage convoys,
the biggest of which amass thousands of family members and ancient armored vehicles somehow in (mostly) working shape.
We were scared for a moment when the smoke pillars of their first soviet era warmachines appeared on the horizon,
but they luckily let us pass after a small travel-tax they called "Eeh-Jou-Payments" and a surprisingly friendly welcome from a Romanian tribesbabushka.
She warned us about going further east. We sat there and listened for an entire evening, until the nightly radiation storms forced us back into our respective vehicles.
If only we had heeded her warning.

After this encounter, we even went beyond what i had assumed was the very end of "human" "societies".
What i found was a place filled with horrors beyond any imagination.
The dangerous twin borderlands previously known as "The Ukrainias".

Perhaps the only fate worse than "East-Ukraine", which quickly found itself completely void of human life and covered in a thick-layer of permafrost after it became part of the new
"Second-Soviet-Weirmarer-Federation" or "SSWF" was the fate of "Worst-Ukraine", the desolate wastelands to the west.
This hellish landscape was the home to the worlds first hybrid rebel warfare shithole/Retro NATO weapon Live-fire range,
that is also a popular action tourism spot amongst politically disinformed redditors and other uncontrollable undesireables with violent tendencies from all over the world,
whom await many an important task here, ranging from becoming a "Marvel™Meatshield" or "SAMSUNG™Suicide-bomber" to their remains being used as propaganda,
after a Killsquad of the R*ssian Anti-Nazi-SS Troopers discovers the location of one of Reddits battlemage-drawn tactical wiccan mana-circles and the headmate carrying acolytes surrounding it. Fully functional, these spots are cursed locations where rotten minds channel the flow of evil directly against the remainders of humanity.
AFTER the Killsquads are done ? You dont want to know. You do ? Well okay. I will share the story of the one prayer-site discovery that ended positively.

It was the sight of the first prayer-group we found that day. The Acolytes were driven to suicide by chain-misgendering and their horribly contorted and mutilated bodies were wildly thrown around the place. Blood smeared everywhere, Satanic widgets, gizmos and gadgets lie broken on the floor, demons could occasionally be seen escaping from damaged soulgems.

The sight alone was enough for Igorovitch, our resident Romanian mechanic, to try to just blow his brains out right there, next to the pumpkin-spice-scented candle dotted, blood smeared mana-circle. Luckily he had picked up a crummy, rusty old AK with yellow tape on it and the Magazine just fell right out of the gun before he could pull the trigger.
We would have all been doomed without his ability to strip the wrecks we came across for materials.

That place is evil. That place is like Hell+ It twists and turns reality right before your very own eyes. It twists and turns your very soul.
To this day i remember the void stare in Igorovitch's eyes as we dropped him off. His relatives were crying. They knew what he had seen.
Their tears were made of both pain about the loss of who used to be their kin, and at the same time, happiness about him returning at all.
Almost none do, they told us afterwards.

Really the only upside is that the "peacekeepers" of the TheUkrainian wastes are drunk and depressed R*ssians, and MS-KRAZ (Microsoft™-Kiyv-Ruins-Autonomous-Zone), Government Goons and Troons inside included will be "community policed" by "liberal" use of thermobaic Rocketry while thousands around the world watch the fireworks live online as the occasional event known as
"The Red Redditing".
And as always, they were doing it all for free.

Wow, this was as brilliant as it was autistic. Too bad you ruined it in the second half with all the Reddit shit, but the first half was like the start of a book I'd totally read.

 

[Kendall Motor Oil]

Ukraine doesn't have gay marriage is more Orthodox in Russia as the exact same opinion is homosexuality is the rest of Eastern Europe.
These people are legitimately stupid

Breadtube targets the ignorant and some push establishment policies packaged in leftist rhetoric. The breadtube thread on here isn't certain if some are paid by the government or if they are playing it safe while bilking retarded leftists. A full understand of a situation isn't a priority and is likely a detriment.
Most breadtubers just want money and see spoiled millenials and zoomers with naive views of the world as prime targets, especially with how much those people have been impacted by mainstream propaganda. Given your username, you probably already know this.

 

[Wy4M]

This is probably it, since the model of the helicopter matches up and the terrain matches, plus it came out shortly after the video was released.
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Personally it has to be real and it definitely can't be ARMA 3 footage, like some tried to claim on other sites, ARMA wished it could have vehicles exploding look that good.

The picture says it's a Mi-24P and vid says Mi-35

 

[LaxerBRO]

So, does anyone know any significant news about this conflict and its expected trajectory?

All I hear about is politicians bitching, Zelensky begging for foreign military intervention, Russians getting sanctioned, American companies pulling out of Russia, Ukrainians fleeing and getting bombed, Russians capturing/re-capturing Ukrainian territories, and unproductive negotiations and failed ceasefires.

At the beginning of this conflict, there were numerous articles stating that Ukraine would win and claiming that Putin was frustrated that his invasion was failing/significantly delayed. I’m no longer seeing those articles, so I’m assuming this means that you thre Russian invasion is successful and Ukraine is fucked?

Then, I’m hearing about Ukraine currently training riflemen and once the training is conplete, they will give the Russian military a difficult time? Though, I see no official articles about that. I’m not a military person but a few weeks of training doesn’t like sufficient time to create competent rifleman.

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The ultimate result is that Ukraine loses. I don't believe Russia is going to take Western Ukraine as their supply lines / forces seem to be already stretched. Ukraine might be trying to kill enough Russians so that the peace treaty is more in their favor but I don't think that is going to work. The convoys outside the cities are there for an unknown reason. Possible reasons are supply shortages, disabled vehicles, waiting for reinforcements, or just on orders from Putin. Unless a peace treaty is signed, they will eventually get what they need and go in which will be extremely bloody.

One thing we should keep an eye on is when the Western media no longer has the war in Ukraine as its leading story and this conflict lasts for the more less attention it will get. Eventually people just move on like American media did with the GWOT. The Russian people are probably less prone to war weariness than those in the West due to attitudes and state control. At worst, Putin has at least six month of military operations at its current pace before the Russian people have had enough. While Russia has committed a fraction of its forces, I don't expect a ton more to come at least not within a month.

 

[Borscht]

This isn't anything outrageous, it was standard civil defense stuff in Soviet Union. Every boomer/gen-x knows how to use an AK -47 in theory because it was mandatory in school.
I think Russia too has kept this in the curriculum to some degree it because there's plenty of videos of Russian schoolkids disasembling an AK, I'm sure the actual Russian kiwis know better though.

Nope, not really. Those military-training classes in schools where you disassembled AK and were taught how to put on a gas mask were replaced with "Basics of life security" after the collapse of the USSR. Boring shit where your hungover labor teacher droned on about how to do Heimlich maneuver and put on a tourniquet or pull a retard to safety from under thin ice on a lake in spring. Kids would be THRILLED to be given an AK to play with becase ooh badass gun, but no. Those pictures of kids with guns are all from a one-time PR event in Bumfuck, nowhere (or Мухосранск, Сибирь since we are talking Homeland).

 

[Corpun]

Has Kiev fallen yet, or has Zelensky gone full bitch mode and gotten on his knees already?

 

[FAQnews Correspondent]

a group of Middle Eastern countries, i.e. the Middle Eastern Coalition in Battlefield 2.

I thought they did that because it's hard to believe a single Middle Eastern country can fight a conventional war against the US. Then again, even a coalition of them can't do it, but i guess it's more believable. China is a faction in that game, while expansions added Russia, the EU army, and British SAS.

Jesusland.

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Funny how Jesusland is home to Sin City.

This is true. Vaush will shill for anarcho-$meme when he can't openly shill for the "neoliberal" establishment. It's a bit difficult to push for authoritarian regimes when you constantly accuse your enemy of being an authoritarian regime. Power centralizes naturally which makes anarchism a failure but it's an unassailable lefty position for the lazy much like "moderates"/"centrists" in mainstream discourse.

It's the same way how North Korea is called a Republic in its name, when it is anything but.

 

[Tom Nook's Gloryhole]

I swear that when Ukraine loses this war, I'm gonna spend the following two weeks asking them why they lost the war if they had all these miraculous divine interventions all over (Ghost of Kiev, Ukranians playing Amogus with Russian """Saboteurs""", killing a gorillion Russian soldiers and tanks, etc.)
Fucking Ukranians are making it very difficult to like them even as defenders of this war.

They'll memoryhole it like with Syria. Remember back after Libya collapsed and everyone went all in on war criminal Assad in Syria because they figured it'd lead to a series of dominos falling across the middle east? And then he basically gained the upper hand and people really don't like to be known as supporting the losing side in any conflict so news about it just.. fizzled out.

 

[Wyald]

Real talk: I use Kaspersky for anti-virus and other utilities. Do I need to do anything about that?

Kaspersky moved to Switzerland in order to avoid criticism.
I can't use any other AV.

 

[Kendall Motor Oil]

They'll memoryhole it like with Syria. Remember back after Libya collapsed and everyone went all in on war criminal Assad in Syria because they figured it'd lead to a series of dominos falling across the middle east? And then he basically gained the upper hand and people really don't like to be known as supporting the losing side in any conflict so news about it just.. fizzled out.

Journalists were excited for the "arab spring" so much they actually went to those countries. DemOcrAcY

 

[Matt Damon]

everyone went all in on war criminal Assad in Syria because they figured it'd lead to a series of dominos falling across the middle east?

How many times over how many decades does the domino theory (either communist or liberal democracy) need to be disproven before these assholes stop believing it?

It's been 75 years. It's time to give it up.

 

[TapewormSalesman]

Nope, not really. Those military-training classes in schools where you disassembled AK and were taught how to put on a gas mask were replaced with "Basics of life security" after the collapse of the USSR. Boring shit where your hungover labor teacher droned on about how to do Heimlich maneuver and put on a tourniquet or pull a retard to safety from under thin ice on a lake in spring. Kids would be THRILLED to be given an AK to play with becase ooh badass gun, but no. Those pictures of kids with guns are all from a one-time PR event in Bumfuck, nowhere (or Мухосранск, Сибирь since we are talking Homeland).

Oh man, what a shame, I thought only we got cucked out of the cool stuff because we're in the pussy zone, but I guess everyone lost their rights to the AK-assembling class.
Either way, I'm not surprised Ukies are pulling out all of the the old civil defense curriculum since they are in a state of war.