Orbiter Matthew Vickers / @MWV / ViciousVickers / Poor Yorick - Ex-coin merchant, bloodline gunted by Ethan Ralph. Fat cuckold who lost everything by trying to launch warfare against Ethan Ralph. Alleged rapist, proven cuckold, got mental damage from his wife's mean words. Cog paypig.

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What caused Vickers' crazy eyes?

  • Tumour

    Votes: 49 3.4%

  • Stroke

    Votes: 201 13.9%

  • Gecko hybrid

    Votes: 396 27.4%

  • Dry eyes

    Votes: 33 2.3%

  • All of the above

    Votes: 766 53.0%
  • Total voters
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Chimplord1997 said:
People will be able to go and read about the life and times of lowtax even 100 years from now, I guarantee you at some point someone will do a history PhD thesis on Chris Chan, this shit is forever
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exactly, its like that story of that homeless guy in that one greek city during Alex the great's age. even Julius Caesar knew about him, centuries later.

Jesus himself was probably taught all about the craziness of the Roman civil war in history class.
Jack Awful said:
This just adds fuel to my theory that Vickers failed at being or has wanted to be a pop culture YouTuber for a while and he sees this as his chance.

Why else would he have a cartoon avatar of himself with a fedora on shooting lasers from his eyes?
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don't say that. you're the biggest boy on the FaithGuard. maybe he just wants to kick start Xan's youtube career.

Seriously though wasn't he 30+ when e-celebs started being a thing? he should have been mocking them then and now.
John Andrews Stan said:
Call me old-fashioned, but parents who think it’s cute when their children cuss at them are complete pieces of shit in every sense. So it figures @MWV is one of them.
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You're one of those "people" that hears a white child cuss and then you yell "Child!" at them.
John Andrews Stan said:
Vickers is a piece of shit for attempting to milk his teenage daughter’s involvement with Ethan Ralph to satisfy his own immense thirst. It’s a W for KF, but honestly he should kill himself.
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NGL it does make me start feeling like maybe he did rape young faith's little pussy raw. OTOH narcissism is a genetic trait. if the daughter's an attention whore you should know it comes from her parents
 
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An automatic clown said:
These two are deserving of each other imo.
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"try me bitch, im stuck in your life forever."
replace "your life" with "your house." and its 100% accurate.
but seriously, i dont curse at my parents.
those are my parents, not my friends.
its also why i block them on social media, i dont need them knowing what i say and do. the social media with my name is just a ploy i used to use so my employers thought i was the perfect role model. my real social media has a fake name.
 
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The big gamble is fingers crosses that the demon baby actually belongs to Ralph or Ralph doesn't try and loophole sneaking someone elses DNA into whatever testing center he gets it done at. If it is a mail in 23 and me type test, I'd check to make sure it's the Gunt's DNA because any submission where the Gunt can cheat the system he will do it and try to spin it as a win.
However if a trusted 3rd party has to take the sample and provide proof and can make sure the sample is not tampered, then Vickers ran this pretty well strategically (minus it being a public shit show).
If baby = Ralphs then child support arc begins
If baby =/= Ralph's then Ralph legally cannot shit talk Faith and Vickers can exit.... granted with his daughter dignity bruised.
If baby = Ralph's but Ralph does some dumb shit trying to be slick enter child support + Prison arc for falsifying evidence. Temporary embarassment only for and even more glorious pwning.

I know Vicker's isn't popular here... But I have to admit he played this in a way where to the courts he has been the most reasonable man possible who has been more than generous and baited this retard into every possible stupid move. I feel for what he's gone through even if he wasn't a perfect father.
 
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George Cuckzunian said:
The big gamble is fingers crosses that the demon baby actually belongs to Ralph or Ralph doesn't try and loophole sneaking someone elses DNA into whatever testing center he gets it done at. If it is a mail in 23 and me type test, I'd check to make sure it's the Gunt's DNA because any submission where the Gunt can cheat the system he will do it and try to spin it as a win.
However if a trusted 3rd party has to take the sample and provide proof and can make sure the sample is not tampered, then Vickers ran this pretty well strategically (minus it being a public shit show).
If baby = Ralphs then child support arc begins
If baby =/= Ralph's then Ralph legally cannot shit talk Faith and Vickers can exit.... granted with his daughter dignity bruised.
If baby = Ralph's but Ralph does some dumb shit trying to be slick enter child support + Prison arc for falsifying evidence. Temporary embarassment only for and even more glorious pwning.

I know Vicker's isn't popular here... But I have to admit he played this in a way where to the courts he has been the most reasonable man possible who has been more than generous and baited this retard into every possible stupid move. I feel for what he's gone through even if he wasn't a perfect father.
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I don't think you can comprehend the amount of mockery Ralph would get if he tampered with the sample to get out of paternity. Remember, while we know Ralph's a piece of shit with no plans on claiming his kid, his public face on the matter is "Muh son mah boi little Xander I WILL see him and I've been fighting every day for him." He'd get shit on, relentlessly, for doing all this theater for his girlfriend's daughter son.
 
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AltisticRight said:
Yeah, I was wrong. I'll own up to it, I thought he'll just leave this dumpster fire behind after dominating Ralph in court.
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Jack Awful said:
I never thought I'd say this but Ralph has a point.
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@MWV is such a shameless attention whore that it’s pretty easy for Ralph to score points against him on this angle. The next time Faith turns against him, she’s going to have some valid gripes about her father milking her most humiliating experiences for his own e-fame.
 
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