2022 Mad at the Internet Patch Sale

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kiwifarms.net
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Nov 14, 2012
(Update on 24th: The site is unavailable to many carriers due to the network attacks. I will restore access soon and extend the sale to a little after NY.)

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$34 + Shipping ($6.75 US, $9 Europe, $11 Canada, $15 WW).

Includes 1 of each patch, 9 in total. Patches not sold individually. 500 in stock, 500 more ordered and in production + shipping.

Orders will be sent first prioritizing smaller orders, then first come first serve.

Read the description of the page.

No guarantee on shipping before Christmas. Sorry. I will send the first orders out asap.

Check description on-site. I might change things that aren't reflected in this post.



For the next merchandise run I'm doing a patch. Maybe several. These will help us identify each other in WW3.

Three things a run needs:
1. A vendor who manufacturers the patch.
2. 3PL to distribute it.
3. A design.

I'm working on 2. If you have a suggestion for a vendor let me know. If you want to pitch an idea for a design post it here.

Patches generally have a Velcro back which can be removed so that it may be sewn on instead. A patch looks like this and is generally put on outdoor apparel like jackets, vests, and backpacks.

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Usually I start the sale in February or March but I've been super burned out on physical merchandise so I've not been to eager to start it all over again, but it's definitely time now.

This design was thrown around way back when Deagle Nation was a thing and I'm kind of partial to the "Doxfound" moniker. There's also a Gadsgen design that's a kiwi and "Don't shitpost on me" which has floated around for a few years but I'm not as fond of that.

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(While I like the moniker, I'd drastically change up the design.)


I am not taking any suggestions which are plays on the US Confederacy, the Third Reich, or anything that's going to piss off the bankers (PBUT).

Since I am still looking for vendors I am not certain what their limitations on size, shape, and color will be. Input from patch aficionados (the coomers from /k/ with anime trap butthole patches) about what to look out for is appreciated.
 
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