2022 Mad at the Internet Patch Sale

[Humanitarian]

 

[Kaede Did Nothing Wrong]

What about something like this? There's a LOT of things to get better but the idea is to get it like the 60s to 80s FOXHOUND patch.

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doxfound is a better pun. rip off something like this and swap the text

 

[Plaintiff is fat]

My retarded idea nobody will like: a payment-processing themed patch in the shape of a credit card. Put whatever text you choose in alignment with where the number and name goes and some other logo bottom right. Quick mockup of positions:


(btw just noticed that the contactless icon looks like closing parenthesis lol))))

 

[The First Fag]

Make one with Shodan being a tranny. Call it the "Shoman" patch.

 

[Lieutenant Rasczak]

Ok what a weird coincidence. As soon as I get my first plate carrier, these patches are proposed for the next merch run. Honestly, I'd buy one.

 

[Troonos]

I'll definitely buy a patch even though I really have nowhere to put it, because I can't resist buying everything Null creates.

What I really want, though, is Silver Coin Series II. I could only afford two last time. This time, I'm in for 10.

 

[KiwiFuzz]

The Apollo 11 patch is pretty iconic.

Kiwi on the moon.

Maybe with the "lunacy" symbol in the back? Or a giant-ass ham?

https://solarsystem.nasa.gov/system/downloadable_items/2955_Apollo11.jpg

Another idea is a coat-of-arms type deal with 4 quarters of a kiwi, a doggo, corn, and the autism reacc. Or a sonichu rampant. (Has this been done? I feel like this has been done.)

Final idea for right now: Set of three rectangular patches, green and black, that say Cope, Seethe, Dilate.

 

[The Last Stand]

I assume the Betty White Power and a white nool doggo wouldn't be approved

That sort of power I can get behind.

 

[Troonos]

lmao did this right after i commented- but maybe something like this for a tranch design? i am a big fan of the idea of something tranch related- i'm not the best at designing- the words/slogan is stolen from this:

wanted the alpaca to have the AGP smirk, and the optimistic rainbow in the back

That grammar is atrocious. "Repugnaturus" isn't even a Latin word at all. "Differo" isn't a great verb for "dilate". And none of the three is grammatically correct.

"Cope, seethe, dilate" is a command. They should obviously be in the imperative. A better translation with more precise vocabulary is "Certate. Bullite. Dilatate."

 

[Blacked]

“Near Sighted”

 

[goodbudweiser]

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Terrible edit but attempt (kiwi source)

 

[Dumpster dived waifu]

I like the concept behind the doxhound stuff, but none of the designs themselves do it for me. Need something a bit cleaner.

 

[Cool Dog]

Make a diamond dogs-style patch but with the drooling dog

 

[mdrop22]

Something with Nulls avatar would be great. I think everyone is getting hung up on it having a kiwi bird or fruit but neither is necessary

 

[No. 7 cat]

If I can clean out the carbs on my Honda Magna, this'd be thing. Bought the earlier merch, well two coins and some clothes, so why not?

 

[PyrrhicRustle]

I am bad at image manipulation and I feel bad.

Edit: On reflection the bottom text reading “Because we find it funny” or something along those lines might be better. If I have time I might try to make it better but no promises

 

[Common Shadow]

I take it "The Troon Troupe" is out of the question?

 

[No Life Prince]

Just a suggestion for someone more creative than me:
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A Kiwi faction patch in the style of the S.T.A.L.K.E.R. faction patches.

-"Weebs" (Weeb wars and anime community followers, symbol is a kiwi with a katana in it's mouth)
-"Girlfriends" (Beauty salon followers, symbol is a kiwi with long eyelashes winking)
-"Animal Control" (Furry followers, symbol is a kiwi with fake cat ears)
-"Dilators" (AGP Followers, symbol is a kiwi with a trans flag in it's mouth, something that isn't gross ideally)
-"Oldfags" (Classic, general lolcow fans, akin to Stalkers. Symbol is a simple Kiwi bisection)
-"Circus" (Horrorcow followers, symbol is a bloodshot eye to represent psychos, or perhaps a kiwi with bloodshot eyes?)

I'm having fun just brainstorming the potential this has. I've never been into patches but I'm interested now.

 

[northstar747]

fuck hats

Ralph wore a cool hat!

Are we ever gonna have a cow pushes.

 

[Ratoyan]

KIWI NATION

SEMPER FIDELIS

(Also, amazing work on the mock up designs everyone.)