Russian Invasion of Ukraine (2022): Thread 1 - Ukrainian Liars vs Russian Liars with Air and Artillery Superiority

[AnOminous]

I will powerlevel only enough to say I have a personal stake in what's happening in Ukraine, but the whole issue becomes so surreal when so many who purport to be pro-ukraine couldn't even find it on a map or tell you a goddamn thing about Ukrainian culture.

They have bitches who will suck your dick so hard it's amazing. The porn that comes out of Ukrainia is amazing!

 

[Honka Honka Burning Love]

Wonder when that Ukrainian army they're raising around Lviv is going to heroically swing into action

At the same time Harry Potter, Rey Skywalker and YAS QUEEN SLAY Lady Loki do.

 

[Dave_Ph]

Putin shills how it was: JEW IS DONE-ZO LOOK AT THE MAP

Putin shills how it's going: IT'S NAWT TRUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

Bye

 

[No Batty Boys in Jamaica]

Why would they report his exact whereabouts during a fucking invasion?

>Give Zelensky unknown hideout in some 2nd world country.
>Watch Russia spend trillions trying to find him
>Russia finally gives up and has the Spetsnaz pretend to kill him in a fake raid.
>Bury body at sea.

 

[JambledUpWords]

Saying he was at least still in Ukraine would be a good propaganda piece "Commander on the front lines stands with his people" but curiously they say nothing, so I think he's actually in Poland.

Ukraine is pretty big too. If they just said that, and nothing else, that would be a lot of area to cover. Ukraine is the size of Texas.

 

[AnOminous]

Zelensky needs a double Nobel Peace Prize because unlike other recipients, he has achieved twice less than nothing!

 

[The Foldless Brain]

IDK its risky jumping paratroopers into militia zones which could be anywhere. Some drunk slav and his friends with AK's could easily fuck them up. Invasions are not easy, defenders have an advantage even if they are green.

Don't get me wrong, the only thing the VDV have accomplished this entire invasion is taking over Gostomel and even that was a crapshoot depending on troops coming to reinforce them right after, but when I don't see pics I don't see some of the most retarded drops claimed to have taken place.

 

[AnOminous]

Zelensky needs a double Nobel Peace Prize because unlike other recipients, he has achieved twice less than nothing!

Ukraine is the size of Texas.

So's your mom.

 

[NJBear]

So I just woke up after sleeping 16 hours, what has happened?

Russia just nuked New York, London, Tel Aviv, Mecca, New Delhi, Beijing and MOAB'd the NWO HQ in Belgium. I went back into my hibernation cave and met my friend the Groundhog who is escorting me to the monorail that travels to the Hollow Earth civilization.

GOOD LUCK TO ALL!

 

[Dave_Ph]

For the past week I've been running a major sleep deficit, only 2 hours a day.

You can sleep when your dead.
Given the way things are escalating. Soon

 

[Disheveled Human]

10$ on oil price gives Russia ~ $20 bn of current account inflows per year. With imports collapsing Russia's 2022 current account could exceed $200 bn.

Despite ~ 40% of $640 bn
@bank_of_russia
reserves arrested, Russia could rebuild buffers from the current account surplus.

https://twitter.com/elinaribakova/status/1500615240505085952

Yeah but they need to move metric tons of oil asap. I do think they can achieve this but its not gonna happen overnight so its a big all at once squeeze that will happen. Meanwhile western dollars are looking elsewhere for oil and gas supplies. Looking like we are gonna gain some new allies doing this.

 

[draggs]

They have bitches who will suck your dick so hard it's amazing. The porn that comes out of Ukrainia is amazing!

Ukrainia
Ukrainia
Oh haaaail, Ukrainiaaaa
My bitter homeland
Your strip mines
Your big reactors
Ukrainia
Ukrainia
Ukrainiaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!

 

[Socrates]

Bye

Nigger if you keep announcing every time you block someone I'm going to personally use my cock to poke so many holes in you that you'll look like your average VDV member after a "successful" drop.

 

[draggs]

Bye

You say goodbye
I say hello
Hello hello
Ukrainia!

 

[AnOminous]

Russia just nuked New York, London, Tel Aviv, Mecca, New Delhi, Beijing and MOAB'd the NWO HQ in Belgium.

I can confirm this. I am personally in New York and radioactive mutant zombies are wandering around. Or maybe they're just YouTube personalities, I can't actually tell. Anyway, place looks nuked, we're all okay, whatever.

 

[incelistan]

So I just woke up after sleeping 16 hours, what has happened?

Ukraine is now a country in Europe. Next to it is another country, named Russia.

 

[Feline Supremacist]

wtf I didn't hear anything

 

[AnOminous]

Ukraine is now a country in Europe. Next to it is another country, named Russia.

Also they're both gay.

 

[draggs]

Also they're both gay.

That's why they're next to each other

Can't stop touching each other constantly it's just gross

 

[XYZpdq]

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The more I learn, the more I feel this image embodies the Slavic spirit

yeah basically the height of slav humor is "and then he died, but not because of starvation"
once I caught this short story from pre-revolution Russia about Lazarus, and how he met many people and they looked into his eyes and all fell into despair and died and so everybody died the end