Russian Invasion of Ukraine (2022): Thread 1 - Ukrainian Liars vs Russian Liars with Air and Artillery Superiority

[Disheveled Human]

Oh Noes! How can we all survive without Russia!!!!! Dawg if this bitch stepped in the ring my nigga Iceland would clap the fuck out of them.

 

[Davis O'Shaughnessy]

I am still loling at the hundreds of young men trying to get into ukrain and fight, because life here in krautland is so miserable that a literal warzone would at least give your life SOME purpose. I guess that's just how things go when your country is run by people who hate people for too long.

 

[draggs]

To be fair if you click ignore on Disheveled Human then it comes down to about 25 pages and you have lost zero information in the process.

To be fair if you ignore everyone it goes down to you missed nothing other than cringe tweets which you can find on your own really easy

 

[No. 7 cat]

We don't know, since Putin doesn't seem to be making rational decisions at this point. They're fucked either way, and at some point they may think that it's "to be or not to be" and escalate the conflict even further. Because what the fuck is the "denazification" even supposed to be?

Possibly the Russkies are rowing back a bit to having Crimea ceded, Donetsk and Lugansk recognised independent (full oblasts maybe?) and Ukraine neutral, but assuming the reports are true, Putin could well find another pretext to gobble more or his successor will later on. Yet the worldwide dogpile surely exceeds what he planned for.

 

[Corette]

I'm confused, won't chinks get angry that Russia called Taiwan a country?

 

[IDanceonTrannyGraves]

Trudeau, Boris and some Dutch dude are sperging on CPAC.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BK9K5Py1NBo

 

[ARghEAT]

No way. This guy is doing satire... Right?

Notice how the person posting the picture to this thread didn't include the number of likes/etc. The post was made 15 minutes ago and has no likes or anything and is from a literal nobody. This guy is most likely some random "bugman" but I doubt anybody actually cares for their virtue signalling.

 

[Marley Rathbone]

Yeah the Propaganda war was lost before it started. And the fact that the most war-fervent americans are those that know the least about Ukraine or where it even is tells you how fucking brainwashed people are in the West, or rather that their thoughts are implanted and not their own.


But regardless, a no fly-zone is as retarded of an epitome as that of Putin not calling this operation a war.
And the hypocricy of this shouldn't go unnoticed but apparently is.

A no-fly-zone over Ukraine is a war with Russia.

They lost the propaganda war because every source of clear info has been censored over the past few years. I always suspected that mostly because the people that owned all the media wanted to protect Israel no matter what, and in a sense this entire push for war against Russia is removing a barrier to taking out Iran.

So we are beyond 1984 we are now in 1985 and Big Brother is Big Trans-Brother.

 

[The Last Boyscout]

This is just retarded.
I have no Lunacy rating, and I must rate.

programmers must rewrite every single 'master/slave' condition, so this is the least one can do for the woke technophile cause! typos for slava ukraini!

 

[mudwogg]

One user did say that the clock was set closer to apocalypse because trump was elected.
lol
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Am i the only one who's somewhat tired of caring about this mess? you can only doomscroll so far before you get demoralized, i keep coming back to this thread just to read other users takes and shitposts even if i don't agree with them. i stopped following the media and celebrity's takes after i realized these were the same people who 2 weeks ago hated me. nowadays i just browse this thread and 3 telegrams to keep up and even then i take eveything with a grain of salt because everything is propaganda manufactured by one side or another. and it's not like it can be easily ignored since the price of oil, and thus everything will just keep getting higher and higher as this drags out longer and longer.
Sucks, but oh well.

I agree that being too invested in matters that we have no control is counterproductive and disheartening (like conflicts that arise from sports hooliganism), We lose track of what is truly relevant.

It's good to be reminded of that from time to time. Basing from experience, I've gone through such many times, got over them, rinse and repeat. Momentary stuff. No matter how many times we learn our lessons, we can still commit the same mistakes

Life isn't fair. It's a bummer, but it's absolutely true. Ironically, recognizing this sobering fact can be a very liberating insight.

 

[The Last Boyscout]

To be fair if you ignore everyone it goes down to you missed nothing other than cringe tweets which you can find on your own really easy

to be fair, you're an idiot for even posting here then.

 

[Marley Rathbone]

Well, there's this:
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Also, while using LOTR as an analogy is as retarded as Harry Potter/Star Wars/Marvel, I think less people would get it, so it may not be equally good as a propaganda tool.

And Zelensky is the fairy queen

 

[Narcotics]

Russia is legalizing software piracy.

"Against the backdrop of sanctions gaining momentum, Russian authorities are urgently preparing support measures, among which is being discussed the suspension of criminal and administrative liability for use of pirated software “from countries supporting sanctions”. Such a step could temporarily soften the exit from Russia of Microsoft, IBM, Oracle, and others, say experts. But, they warn, a large part of significant software from those companies is sold on subscription, which means access to them will be blocked in any event."

80% of the seeds of games and apps and shit that i've torrented are from russia after all.

 

[Cold Root Beer]

To be fair if you ignore everyone it goes down to you missed nothing other than cringe tweets which you can find on your own really easy

If you wanna see the boom boom and skip the sperging, just search for posts by @naffatune in this thread. He's the only guy actively monitoring the telegrams and posting the vids in thread.

 

[The Nothingness]

The "doomsday clock" by that one science team has been set to "100 seconds to midnight".

How likely is it now that this mess could go nuclear, at least in Ukraine?

The Doomsday Clock got popular thanks to Watchmen.

Speaking of which...

 

[Starscreams Cape]

Oh Noes! How can we all survive without Russia!!!!! Dawg if this bitch stepped in the ring my nigga Iceland would clap the fuck out of them.
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Uh oh, WE MADE THE LIST!

 

[Uncle Buck]

Well he did cry once to Janny Jewsh about being banned from the trucker thread so.....

If he - and I'm only guessing on the gender - is truly that much of a faggot, it explains a few things.

 

[Disheveled Human]

Putler bros getting salty for some reason. Come on we are waiting on this big dynamic air assault that will murder all the civilians.

 

[BradCarter]

I have a theory. Old Denis here wasn't killed for being a traitor. He was killed because he was showing up to negotiations in a suit and making everyone else look bad

 

[verissimus]

So how will they address their newest idol to gush over? "Elensky"?

Lewinsky?