Careercow Adam White / Chibi / Chibinekodemyx / Aquana / ShinyAquana - Cringeworthy Speedrunner Extraordinaire, Online Predator, Sexual Deviant, Banned from magnet therapy, Has been to Japan and never shuts up about it, made an ass of himself on national Japanese television

[Sonic Sez]

He has 3D Printed fast pants.
I hear he'll get turbo pants later...

His brothers face says it all.

 

[Dr. Pasquale]

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His brothers face says it all.

Kazooie's wing makes it look like he's got a droopy eye

 

[Hot HOT HOTTT]

I know that this screenshot was posted above but I already had it copy pasted so whatever. I just want to take a moment to note that he calls it a "body transformation." Troon theories aside, it's hilarious how he pretends that he will achieve anything at the gym this time around. The Chibi Sine Wave continues without missing a beat.

 

[the khat quaffer]

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His brothers face says it all.

"I am very disappointed in you, Adam. Recognizing that Pokemon is a stupid hobby you should abandon by age 13 was one of the first things I learned."

 

[Wonathan Joss]

New Year, New Gym membership
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I guess he gave up going vegan very quickly. At least he caught on that you actually need to work out to lose weight, not just follow some fad diet, but I know for a fact he's gonna go like once or twice then never again

 

[Cat_Piss_and_Vinegar]

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His brothers face says it all.

How can a man in his 30s have this level of acne? Even in this photo he appears more washed than Adam is on a regular basis. Does he not wash his bedding? Does he need Accutane for a more serious problem? I'm just so curious. We know Adam goes days without bathing and doesn't have acne on this level. So it's not very likely to be genetic. If it were due to bedding or lack thereof, Adam would also have more issue via that logic. So what is it? Why does the more disgusting (presumably) brother get the (mostly) clear face and the one who has more of his shit together has to deal with face craters?

 

[PlumSyrup]

How can a man in his 30s have this level of acne? Even in this photo he appears more washed than Adam is on a regular basis. Does he not wash his bedding? Does he need Accutane for a more serious problem? I'm just so curious. We know Adam goes days without bathing and doesn't have acne on this level. So it's not very likely to be genetic. If it were due to bedding or lack thereof, Adam would also have more issue via that logic. So what is it? Why does the more disgusting (presumably) brother get the (mostly) clear face and the one who has more of his shit together has to deal with face craters?

Could just be unfortunate genetics like large pores, etc, could be hormonal. My uneducated guess is diet + genetics--I don't want to rag too much on Chibi's brother because he seems to at least keep to himself and not get into histrionics online like Chibi does, but I'm sure they both eat like a kitchen garbage disposal, especially if Adam himself is begging girls on twitter to make him tofu.

 

[Cat_Piss_and_Vinegar]

Could just be unfortunate genetics like large pores, etc, could be hormonal. My uneducated guess is diet + genetics--I don't want to rag too much on Chibi's brother because he seems to at least keep to himself and not get into histrionics online like Chibi does, but I'm sure they both eat like a kitchen garbage disposal, especially if Adam himself is begging girls on twitter to make him tofu.

Yeah, I genuinely feel bad for him. Dude seemingly tries his best despite the shit hand he's been dealt with in the genetics department and family department.

 

[Hot HOT HOTTT]

I guess he gave up going vegan very quickly. At least he caught on that you actually need to work out to lose weight, not just follow some fad diet, but I know for a fact he's gonna go like once or twice then never again

Ackchually, to lose weight all you need to do is consume fewer calories than you expend. Going to the gym just facilitates this process. Chibi doesn't need to go to the gym. But, this conversation is moot anyway because as you said, he will neither diet nor go to the gym for any relevant amount of time.

 

[Ambient Occlusion]

Chibi is a prime example of someone who gets their dopamine hit from ANNOUNCING they're going to do something instead of actually doing it. The poster man-child for why being terminally online rots your brain.

 

[Chuck McGill]

Having bore witness to the height of the KH craze back in the 2000s, I can say many weebs would "cosplay" as their own Org XIII OCs (guys in the black coats).

The crux of these characters, as someone pointed out earlier, were soul-less edgy emo doppelgangers of other characters. Requirements to be this type of character for your OC? Wear the jacket, be depressed, and add an X to your name when rearranged.

So maybe Adam isn't "cosplaying" as Roxas (who he will eventually based on his purchase history) but his own OC. Name possibilities include:

XADAM
MADAX
DAMAX

Probably DAMAX since it's close to an actual character, DEMYX. Maybe that's why he chose that moniker all those years ago...

Thank God Ethan Ralph was never much of a week, or he'd be XANAX.

 

[the khat quaffer]

Thank God Ethan Ralph was never much of a week, or he'd be XANAX.

Thanex.

That could actually be like the name of a real drug. "Take thanex for moderate to severe cases of alcoholic narcissistic pig-like retardation. Consult your doctor before taking Thanex as it could result in you winding up in Portugal in a petty display of childishness only to get your face tenderized."

 

[Huge Fuckin Nerd]

There’s actually no way that Chibi doesn’t have some sort of humiliation fetish. We already know he’s a chronic coomer. We know he likes to bait out negative attention. He flirts back and forth between wanting affirmation and wanting to be roasted, but considering that he always takes the path of least resistance, he’s probably attributed something positive to constantly getting shit on.

 

[the khat quaffer]

There’s actually no way that Chibi doesn’t have some sort of humiliation fetish. We already know he’s a chronic coomer. We know he likes to bait out negative attention. He flirts back and forth between wanting affirmation and wanting to be roasted, but considering that he always takes the path of least resistance, he’s probably attributed something positive to constantly getting shit on.

Does THIS

look like someone with a humiliation fetish?

 

[Akashic Retard]

In what way is a keyblade even a blade? It has no edge. It's a keymace or keyhammer.

 

[Wonathan Joss]

In what way is a keyblade even a blade? It has no edge. It's a keymace or keyhammer.

Thanks for your input

 

[the khat quaffer]

In what way is a keyblade even a blade? It has no edge. It's a keymace or keyhammer.

The same way Adam is bisexual, or a successful streamer, or a speedrunner.

Just don't think about it too hard and it'll be fine.

 

[MechanicalHugbox]

 

[Fartin 'n Pooin]

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Jesus look at that pose. He's looking more and more like a tranny everyday

 

[Esmeraude]

Speaking of troons, I think he’s too lazy to put a wig on and call himself Sally tbh. It seems like he’s fully okay with just claiming that he’s bisexual for the lgbt points, but actually going she/her would likely be too much effort.