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Pat's Goodreads battle against the Shah of Iran continues... These are just from today:
Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter
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This is how Oopse Doodle works, children, learn! This is a well-adapted Internet user, why can't you felons be normal like Pat???
Welcome, new followers!
"The n-word is not present in any of my published works" lmao love the published qualifier, as if he can't make the same claim about his unpublished erotica about African American gentleman breaking wind into Niki's vulva.
It's hilarious that he's SO FAT that even the weight he wishes he could convince people to believe he is still puts him past the obesity threshold lol. Even his lies are fat.
Welcome, new followers!
"The n-word is not present in any of my published works" lmao love the published qualifier, as if he can't make the same claim about his unpublished erotica about African American gentleman breaking wind into Niki's vulva.
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Jesus Christ, this is why Fatrick might have become my favorite lolcow.
Even <insert other lolcow> could figure out to just report the abusive review and stop replying by now, and holy shit is the list of other lolcows that would fit comfortably in between the <> getting longer as Rick keeps replying
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The Shah of Iran has turned him into an incoherent sputtering mess. This is not to be confused with Fat's normal behavior, there is a minor but distinct difference. No wonder he can't end the war with Russia when he can't even defeat a dead former ruler of Iran on Goodreads.
Another instance of white fragility from Fat. When someone asks you to stop being a white supremacist you shut up, sit down and listen, not deny that you're a white supremacist. Do better, Fat.
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Quasi’s legal team, the Chad Latino and Chinese guys versus Pat’s, the clammy fat bald guy and the effeminate gay who looks like Milhouse - reminds me of the Simpsons sketch where it’s the mighty robots of Battlestar Galatica versus the gay robots of Star Wars
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Lol fatty is fucked, Asians are worse than Jews when it comes to collecting debts.
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Pat isn't sweating it. He is just waiting for the check to clear from the sale of his new book "Blacked in Space."
Once the Hugos and screenplay bids start rolling in, it will all be easy street at the Wisconsin Fat Palace.
Once the Hugos and screenplay bids start rolling in, it will all be easy street at the Wisconsin Fat Palace.
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PIG! YOU PAY NOW! NOW!
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It would be funny if a bunch of us got certified just to fully grasp how retarded Fatty is and ended up saving lives.
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CPR isn't complex. Getting certified is simple. I'd recommend a bit of combat medicine instruction to you all too (tourniquet application, airway preservation, chest seals, etc). Plenty of things other than explosions and gunfire can poke a hole in someone.
Be warned it may be hard as hell to suspend disbelief when you see CPR in movies/TV after you do this.
Finally, I know I've posted this before, but still: the pettiness this faggot generates by being absolutely insufferable (and obese) is one of my favorite things on this whole site.
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How easy is this guy to troll? If it was any easier, it'd be like winning a game of dodgeball against Helen Keller.
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He said his Tiny Tim book is "going to be wonderful."
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He thinks that he is fighting for justice by not letting "lies told by his stalkers stand". The real question is if there is any bait he won't take
A wings style expose from someone who has known him since childhood is on my lolcow content wish list. Whether he's been this much of a dipshit his entire life is one of those nagging questions
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That did happen at some point, I vaguely recall. Someone tracked down and contacted his old high school peers from a year book he posted.
IIRC a few did reply and the consensus was he’s always been a keyboard warrior fake tough guy and they were not surprised by any of his antics.
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Every time I check this thread, I get mad. Then I laugh. Then I go edit two chapters.
Thanks for the inspiration, Patrick.
Thanks for the inspiration, Patrick.
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That Goodreads exchange reads like one of those ancient ELIZA chatbot conversations, only there was more intelligence in what the ELIZA bot said compared to the the pigbot's replies. How many times will Piggy begin a paragraph with, "And no/yes, stalker." At this point I think Piggy does have some sort of chatbot going. And no, childs, Piggy could not pass a Turing test.
This reminds me of something John Cleese once said, “We used to think that comedy was watching someone do something silly . . . we came to realize that comedy was watching somebody watch somebody do something silly.” Nathan, by watching Piggy in action while we watch them, has taken the exchange to the next level . Gotta love the straight man.
He's been threatening Shah's account with deletion for over 1 month, so you know he's been reporting the Shah every time he posts. Maybe the good folk at Goodreads are having a laugh at the pig too. Quietly, Child stalker, the key is to laugh at me quietly.
Piggy is lucky Brewer's Training is canceled. He would have had to buy a second seat on the plane. A seat he cannot afford. He's fat, y'know. Really fat.
This reminds me of something John Cleese once said, “We used to think that comedy was watching someone do something silly . . . we came to realize that comedy was watching somebody watch somebody do something silly.” Nathan, by watching Piggy in action while we watch them, has taken the exchange to the next level . Gotta love the straight man.
He's been threatening Shah's account with deletion for over 1 month, so you know he's been reporting the Shah every time he posts. Maybe the good folk at Goodreads are having a laugh at the pig too. Quietly, Child stalker, the key is to laugh at me quietly.
Piggy is lucky Brewer's Training is canceled. He would have had to buy a second seat on the plane. A seat he cannot afford. He's fat, y'know. Really fat.
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Imagine how many books Pat could have written if he had spent his time doing that instead of arguing with trolls.
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I don't know about that. He doesn't change his phone number or block covid cumia. He rarely blocks anyone on twitter (how long has he been arguing with his teeth and toilet) and goes to the effort of hiding replies he disagrees with to perform a point. In short, he doesn't take the easy or sensible path towards solving any of his e-problems.
Arguing with the Shah might be his act of defiance in the face of a vast mentally ill felony stalking conspiracy that totally exists
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If one of those responded to you with: "We are not having a conversation, stalker. That's not what this has been. I have corrected those lies. That's not a conversation between human beings, stalker. That's not how conversations work. And I am writing that book right now, stalker. It's going to be wonderful. And no, stalker." That would cause concern for some kind of major code rewrite.
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SpaceEdge from the OnAForums has just posted an email exchange between Pat and Detective Brian Laroque from the Milwaukee PD. This may have already been released in the Apostlegate evidence folder, but I'll provide it again for any new followers of the thread.
Pat sent this email to the Milwaukee PD while the city was being burned down from all the riots:
The detective's response, basically, "Hey shithead, the city is being burnt to the ground and I don't have time for this nonsense.":
My favorite line from Pat's email:
What a fat fucking baby.
Pat sent this email to the Milwaukee PD while the city was being burned down from all the riots:
The detective's response, basically, "Hey shithead, the city is being burnt to the ground and I don't have time for this nonsense.":
My favorite line from Pat's email:
What a fat fucking baby.