2022 Mad at the Internet Patch Sale

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I hope you haven't forgotten about the palm tree party, my fellow MATI fanzone
 
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Pyre said:
The coin run turned into such a shitshow for Null that I really doubt we'll get coins again. Just makes the coins themselves all the better, truly one of a kind.
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I think that was something Null did on a whim and he even said the idea may be stupid. Even then, the only reason Chris was featured was because that was the only person Josh was cool with being on it.
 
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Providence said:
I get we can't have Terry, and I'm kinda over the gunt, he isn't as interesting anymore. Chris has been done to death.
I'd love a reference to Buck Breaking, or Beefsteak Pete, personally. Alpacas, the Tranch in general, or any symbol of
Kevin's inflatable universe. Green and grey are my favorites, but anything you sell, I'm gonna buy. <3

P.S The coins are fucking beautiful and I thank you, Sir.
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Military units do special one off patches every now and then during special deployments. They usually outsource the work to someone in the unit with art skills, but it's common to have your mascot attacking/killing another unit's mascot. If we wanted to do a tranch patch, and I'm obviously more on the military side of patches, you could have a kiwi doing a dirty on an alpaca. Stepping on the neck, riding it in bondage gear, fucking it, telling it that it will never be a woman, etc. Not a bad idea for a bottom text, "You will never be a real woman."

Edit- "True and Honest Fan" or "Person of Interest" rocker patches are another idea.
 
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ForTheHoard said:
Military units do special one off patches every now and then during special deployments. They usually outsource the work to someone in the unit with art skills, but it's common to have your mascot attacking/killing another unit's mascot. If we wanted to do a tranch patch, and I'm obviously more on the military side of patches, you could have a kiwi doing a dirty on an alpaca. Stepping on the neck, riding it in bondage gear, fucking it, telling it that it will never be a woman, etc. Not a bad idea for a bottom text, "You will never be a real woman."

Edit- "True and Honest Fan" or "Person of Interest" rocker patches are another idea.
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"TRUE AND HONEST" could work good for BOTTOM TEXT
 
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I work for a chenille patch company, pretty high up in it too. If you're still soliciting quotes for vendors, shoot me a DM. They won't do anything obviously offensive so don't ask. It's easier to mass-produce for simpler designs or fewer colors, or a yarn-knit design (chenille) vs something threaded (like embroidery).
 
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spacekatguy said:
I work for a chenille patch company, pretty high up in it too. If you're still soliciting quotes for vendors, shoot me a DM. They won't do anything obviously offensive so don't ask. It's easier to mass-produce for simpler designs or fewer colors, or a yarn-knit design (chenille) vs something threaded (like embroidery).
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Secret swastikas please.
 
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spacekatguy said:
I work for a chenille patch company, pretty high up in it too. If you're still soliciting quotes for vendors, shoot me a DM. They won't do anything obviously offensive so don't ask. It's easier to mass-produce for simpler designs or fewer colors, or a yarn-knit design (chenille) vs something threaded (like embroidery).
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What about Mickey Mouse with an erection? Can't you slip a QA guy 20 BAT so he can take an extra smoke break?
 
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Is the idea here to ape the classic DEA/NASA patch look? Do you have an idea of who you'd like to go with for the artist? Are you taking recommendations for the artist or just the vendor/producer of the patches themselves?
 
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Thinking on this more-the K could be a person(Chantel/Ralph) with a gunt. The line is body and the K is boobs and gunt. I could be corn. Another I could be Eugenia Coooney/Lich Queen bones. Sadly, the W could be drooly dog on back with legs in the air.
We’re missing the Kiwi but maybe the shape of the patch could be a kiwi or the K can be the bird instead of a gunt.
Somebody with artistic skill could draw it and that’s not me.

Ok, I’m done with this idea now. :).
 
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R00T said:
imo i think something simple like a little chibi cow would be more than enough. This is a crummy one i did it 10 minutes on a tablet but touch it up a bit and it could look pretty nice (the app i was using hated font adjustment, and i don't have a fancy stylus).
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I really like your idea, and a cow can represent all the lolcows here. It can be tricky doing one on specific people. We should proceed with caution with those designs. Null has enough legal issues as it is lol. I changed the moniker, but I really love yours. I think that should be attached to the dog icon, since Null really is the shepherd of the flock here.
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I was inspired by Balisong Ballsack's design. I wanted to include MATI in some way.
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