Lolcow James Lloyd Evans / Lloyd Evans / John Cedars / The Reluctant Apostate / JWWatch / @cedarsjwsurvey - Self-appointed figurehead of ex-JWs, anti-sex abuse campaigner who spends his donations on hookers because he lacks "total mastery of his penis"

[Anonymus Fluhre]

Just when you thought you've read about all sorts of cows, someone like this comes around. May come a time when you just roll for traits and hobbies and see if we can find a person to match that because at this point the law of probability says yes.

It makes me wonder if there are any ex-Mormons who are this insane, they have to be out there. I am very interested in Christian and pseudo-Christian type cults so this was definitely a treat

Well there is Russel Greer. He thinks he's owe women because of his disability. I believe he had a Mormon upbringing.

 

[A Very Big Fish]

As someone who relatively recently became a Christian, this sort of stuff is kinda fascinating. It's interesting to me how people interpret what God and Jesus want so differently from each other that groups split off from each other entirely and become so radically different from one another.

Ain't that the truth. Like seriously, compare groups like Calvinists to the Amish, to Catholics, to the generic non-denominational stuff, and it is quite a spectrum.

 

[IAmNotAlpharius]

Love Has Won. Strangely enough, check this out:
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Crazy juubees in Colorado.

Colorado was once under water in the distance past. Considering all the cultists, the Denver Airport, and the number of mass shooters from there, I half expect for some lovecraftian horror to call the Rocky Mountains home.

 

[Drama Fan]

As someone who relatively recently became a Christian, this sort of stuff is kinda fascinating. It's interesting to me how people interpret what God and Jesus want so differently from each other that groups split off from each other entirely and become so radically different from one another.

Theology is a cottage industry for autists. Luther and (sorry for memory breaking) I think it was Calvin (if not him it was Zwingli) during the protestant reformation differed on one minor point about predestination (double vs single predestination) and then they couldn't stop denouncing each other. Of course you're going to get crazies interpreting it in every single way.

Luther's writings in general are pretty fire if you like autists flaming about niche bible subjects.

 

[A Very Big Fish]

Colorado was once under water in the distance past. Considering all the cultists, the Denver Airport, and the number of mass shooters from there, I half expect for some lovecraftian horror to call the Rocky Mountains home.

I've seen the Lovecraftian horror. They put it outside the Denver airport, its a giant blue demon horse.

Guy I knew called it Blucifer, not sure if that's the official name.

 

[IAmNotAlpharius]

I've seen the Lovecraftian horror. They put it outside the airport, its a giant blue demon horse.

Guy I knew called it Blucifer, not sure if that's the official name.

It is called Blucifer. But the family of the artist who died while constructing it don’t like it being called that.

 

[LinkinParkxNaruto[AMV]]

Blucifer

this thing straight up looks like the rape horse from Berserk
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[DrNow]

I didnt know there were British Jehovahs witnesses?
are there british hebrew israelites as well?
i though this brand of retardation was exclusively in the states.

A bit late, but yes, ISUPK can be found in the UK.

 

[Donovan the Man]

this thing straight up looks like the rape horse from Berserk
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Denver Airport is such a fever dream.

 

[Execute All Boomers]

this thing straight up looks like the rape horse from Berserk
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I've been in Denver airport a few times and where is this weird art located? Maybe just had short connections and never noticed running to get my next flight

I remember this guy being pushed on Youtube like The Amazing Atheist years ago... wonder if he has a pornhub video of sticking a banana up his ass

 

[Yaks]

Love Has Won. Strangely enough, check this out:
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Crazy juubees in Colorado.

There's a shit ton of christian cults in that area of Colorado. The Way International, which is actually pretty big, has an exclusive retreat a few hours north. I've stumbled on to quite a few of them in my travels. I can say being evangelized at in a public shower by one of The Way people on a hiking trip was quite the experience.

I think it's because Colorado is pretty down with alternative religions and lifestyles as a whole, do as you want just stay off my cattle ranch sort of deal, so they set up shop there. Naturally there's also a shit ton of JWs.

 

[Captain Manning]

I've been in Denver airport a few times and where is this weird art located? Maybe just had short connections and never noticed running to get my next flight

Blucifer is actually outside the airport. You might not have seen it unless you were existing the airport from Peña Boulevard.

There's some pretty fucked up murals inside the airport though. Example:

DIA is weird.

 

[Ultrapenguin]

He reminds me just a little bit of the Mr. Plinkett logo RedLetterMedia uses.

Great OP and very intriguing new species of cow

I hesitantly say this, but I would put money on other chat logs being out there from multiple underaged teens if he's been doing this for awhile (since his teens as he mentions BUT I could be/am wrong at this point till further stuff comes out). I feel like he feels safe in admitting a small amount of the truth to test the waters like we have seen and minimize his involvement and its severity. I believe there is merit to him moving due to something like that being uncovered but he keeps cooming the bed everywhere he seems to go and this stuff just follows him. I feel like I'm looking into this too hard though but its just a hunch that many people seem to share.

I wonder if alcohol is his go to under stress, reminds me of Lionmaker and his deranged drunk streams lol. It seems to be the harbinger of his downward spiral currently and in the past.
I just feel a little bad for the people who earnestly thought paying this uncontrolled penis would change something only to find out thousands of dollars is down the drain from his vice.
Cedars is fat and I would not have sex with him

He definitely seems like one of those Josh Duggar types where it isn't a question of which disgusting things he's done, it's just a question of which of them have come to light. I wouldn't be surprised if those prostitutes had some dark stories about him.

Although as to people giving him money, at this point anyone who sends cash to people on the internet in the name of charity or activism are either extremely naive or extremely arrogant, and either way it's aggravating how they have collectively turned hysterical moralizing into such a profitable venture for sociopaths who couldn't give less of a shit.

Idk how they fall for it either; maybe their minds have been so warped by the fact they're able to go on Amazon and impulse buy a George Foreman grill or whatever and have it sitting at their front door in two days, that they think that's how everything works.
Bored? Lonely? Longing for intimacy? Feeling purposeless and struggling with existential questions of why you wake up every morning? Just grab your credit card and give money to someone and they'll fix it! Still not working? Have you considered handing them even more money?

I realize it sucks knowing bad things happen in the world and there's very little you can do about it, but blindly throwing capital in general direction of a cause will do worse than nothing, since now instead of you keeping your money to do good stuff when you see the opportunity instead you're giving what power you do have to miserable selfish grifters who are going to either squander it or use it to make the world worse. It's really not helpful and people need to stop doing it.

 

[Butcher Pete]

this is actually why hitler put JWs in camps during WW2 and even gave them their own triangle colour (purple)

I did not know that.

Is this like that Bernstein Bear`s thing when I mentally add or subtract a few letters when I write “Gas the JWs!”?

 

[The Great Chandler]

this thing straight up looks like the rape horse from Berserk
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God, it even has genitals and an anus. That thing almost looks like the shape of a dick. Clearly something the late Miura would've came up with in a a nicer day

Colorado is cursed af

 

[Least Concern]

As someone who relatively recently became a Christian, this sort of stuff is kinda fascinating. It's interesting to me how people interpret what God and Jesus want so differently from each other that groups split off from each other entirely and become so radically different from one another.

And it's only in recent history where even mainstream Christians decided these differences in ideology were no longer worth shunning if not outright murdering each other over. I still remember seeing news reports about The Troubles finally coming to an end when I was a child - there were people who believed in Christ placing bombs in cafés in major European cities with the goal of killing and terrorizing other people who believed in Christ but practiced that belief in a slightly different way in my lifetime if not yours. (Yes, I know it was a bit more complex than that, but still.)

See, the organization of Jehovah's Witnesses has a global database of pedos in their ranks. They refuse to hand over this info to secular authorities because they know if it is divulged the organization will look really, really bad.

How sure are you of this? Why would they keep such a database? It seems like a huge liability not only because it will inevitably leak, but, as you said, it will make them look very bad when it does so. It seems to me like they'd want to avoid keeping records of these things as much as possible.

 

[EyeGuy]

I curse you in the name of Yahuwah!

 

[Evan]

this guy has suck a annoying punchable face and voice.

Hahaha I tried to watch some of his videos in the past but couldn't make it past a few minutes of his overly greasy, pimply face. Kinda glad I was put off by his looks now. Annoying and punchable is an understatement... I have no idea if it's gotten better over the last several years but I'm gonna assume not.

This is great, OP. My partner has tried to explain bits of what was happening but this really paints a much clearer picture of just how sick he is. He's clearly been taking points from his past as an elder about how to cover up scandals. He's just really bad at it without the GB to help hide his tracks and spread disinformation to followers. I also find him exceedingly rich in claiming that he's being shunned like the JWs do, when he's yeeting everyone that even slightly questions his authority.

Slight aside. I've heard of a person at a Kingdom Hall who claimed she was one of the 144k. Everyone supposedly treated her like a celebrity, staring in awe when she ate the communion. Apparently you can just say you're part of it, as long as you act the part really well, and nobody will even question it.

 

[Reddit Refugee]

I didnt know there were British Jehovahs witnesses?
are there british hebrew israelites as well?
i though this brand of retardation was exclusively in the states.

Enjoy this incident from 2019. Nobody really picked up on it but his rhetoric is very BHI. Then he runs out of things to say and bemoans the intervening person for being a woman who wears trousers.

 

[Shaka Brah]

Enjoy this incident from 2019. Nobody really picked up on it but his rhetoric is very BHI. Then he runs out of things to say and bemoans the intervening person for being a woman who wears trousers.

There's also British Israelism, which is the Anglo version of that. It's White Britons saying that Britons are Jewish.