Chantal Sarault / Chantal Al-Refae / Foodie Beauty - Delusional drug fiend hamplanet mukbanger from Canada trying to be a glamorous online influencer. Pathological liar, huge bitch, narcissist, animal abuser

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Real HouseNigger, one of the most sycophantic beezers, is raging at Chinny for (in her mind) daring to suggest that she was in EG’s discord server. She also claims to be famous.

Some of Gunt’s beezers are even crazier than she is.
 
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I agree and she has said many times that she shaves her fupa. Why is she is shaving her fupa. Are fupa's hairy? How does she see it to shave it? I still have questions.
Is the thread being overrun by a bunch of dudes that don’t understand female anatomy? Fatty Upper Pubic Area. The part with pubic hair. You know, the area ladies will go get a bikini wax on? When you’re deathfat size, the body is forced to store fat in increasingly strange places - thus the pubic bone/area gets fat too.

Also the idea that tight pants create the two tiers of stomach fat is a myth. It would require very tight pants worn 24/7 for a very long time and even then, would more likely result in the waistband area getting infected from rubbing long before it would ever begin to permanently alter the stomach fat distribution like that. I’ve seen it called a B belly or double belly and it’s more to do with genetics, individual body comp, and fascia tissue. For deathfats, especially females, it’s again mostly the body just trying to figure out where the hell to put all the extra fat the person is cramming onto their frame so proportions get weird and fat started to form and collect in abnormal ways and places.
 
That’s hilarious. But can anyone answer why do fatties use their teeth with spoons? She does it with the chili in this video and did it with yogurt last night. ALR does it too.
It's not just a fatty thing. Using teeth to scrape the food off the utensil avoids having to do it with the lips, which messes up lipstick.

After seeing her try to use a bathtub/shower I have to ask.
How does she shave her legs? I have never heard her mention getting them waxed or lasered.
Any woman who has ever been nine months pregnant can tell you that there's a way to do it while you're lying not on your side, but sort of toward your side, with the knees bent slightly and reaching down the side. You can't see what you're doing for part of this process, and you have to move the leg around a bit, but it works.
 
Is the thread being overrun by a bunch of dudes that don’t understand female anatomy?
Having a "fupa" is not inherently female. Male deathfats also have this issue according to Dr. Google. An enlarged fatty area over your cock is apparently called a "gock" and "the fat pad engulfs the bottom of the penis making it appear shorter" :cryblood:
 
Fuck me for missing 35 pages and highlight surfing to catch up, and fuck you for making me see with my eyes what my mind already knew her body looked like. Went from her beached whale piercing and tattoo to full on guntflaps at the speed of light.

For the last year we’ve got flashes and iconic screen grabs of her simultaneously fat and flat sausage body full of painful stretching rolls and withered skin sacks. We’ve seen it all, in bits and pieces, but clothing has mercifully prevented it from coming together in all its glory sobering totality. It’s so much worse just seeing it all head on. She’s so horrifyingly deformed and Lovecraftian, so grotesque and inhuman, and I’m just left with the feeling that by witnessing this, I’ve unwillingly paid tribute to some evil god of decay and rot while some subdemon patron of zodiac hoes cackles as he suckles at my soul.

Is it even Chantal’s fault anymore? You goyse don’t see how the thread treats me behind the scenes! It’s not what you think, it’s so loving and fun. It only forces me to see Chantal naked sometimes. When I report this thread to the internet police for abuse I promise I’ll retract my statement once I want lolmilk again. I WONT BE SPEAKING OF THIS THREAD AGAIN. I read somewhere kiwis attempt to leave this thread an average of nine times before they get out. If they get out. Lying abuser transphobic piece of SHIT THREAD.

All joking aside Chantal has been impressively consistent on upping the ante when she’s in a manic phase. Her cycle really is the most reliable thing under the sun. Here at Armchair University, we’re rather fond of considering that Chantal is so broken she has ALL the mental illness- I don’t disagree. But for the sake of simplicity, I don’t care much if we posit she’s a narcissist, an antisocial sociopath, a daddy-issues riddled BPD hoe, a simple glutton, a beast free of ego entirely, or some kind of mental incompetent suffering fetal alcohol syndrome, literal retardation and tragically unfortunate genetics- to me she’s always simple to understand when you consider she’s got two poles. She’s in the gutter in rage, discomfort and embarrassment; or she’s riding a high.

Pierced nose > tattoo > feeling baddie and cool > fantasizing about a scalp tat > onlyfans bath scene > OF content being “stolen” > THE INTERNET IS LAUGHING AT MY BODY > TAKE THAT OFF THE GODDAM INTERNET

She’s the retard who keeps on showing me her flapjacks for free against my consent giving
 
I think there's some discourse about whether the fupa is the mons pubis itself or the area between the mons pubis and belly button (according to google images at least). Chins seems to always refer to her mons pubis as her fupa.
A lot of people make that mistake, but it is most definitely the mons pubis. The misinformation is perpetrated by fatties who think its "cute" to jokingly refer to their giant hanging belly as a fupa, trying to desensitize people to the fact that their bellies hang down BELOW THEIR FUPA.

It's rather vulgar on their part, talking about their fat pussies all the time.
 
So the "private" thing she has to do this morning is therapy, followed by the funeral for Shannon's Dad.

I can't help but wonder, what clothing could she possibly squeeze on that is appropriate for such an event? Black leggings and the new "Fabulous" shirt? Or maybe the green track suit? Will she wear a wig or beanie? Will the huge fake lashes be in place?

Whatever she decides, she will surely post a pre-funeral selfie on IG, no doubt.
 
I don't know everything that Chantal ordered from McD but it came in two large bags. There were two apple pies and a Mcflurry, also a ton of sauces for her wraps and sandwich and fries.

She said I'm allowed to eat this because I'm still losing weight.

Then you have Amberlynn trying to compete with her by bringing her cancer story back to life. Good luck Amber. Show us your legs.
 
So the "private" thing she has to do this morning is therapy, followed by the funeral for Shannon's Dad.

I can't help but wonder, what clothing could she possibly squeeze on that is appropriate for such an event? Black leggings and the new "Fabulous" shirt? Or maybe the green track suit? Will she wear a wig or beanie? Will the huge fake lashes be in place?

Whatever she decides, she will surely post a pre-funeral selfie on IG, no doubt.

Making my prediction right now: Cuntal is not going to any funeral. That would require effort, doesn't directly benefit her in any way, and doesn't allow her to be the center of attention, so she's not doing it. She will "oversleep" and miss both her therapy appointment (which likely doesn't exist either) and the funeral. She will claim she feels bad and maybe lie and say she sent flowers or something instead.
 
Making my prediction right now: Cuntal is not going to any funeral. That would require effort, doesn't directly benefit her in any way, and doesn't allow her to be the center of attention, so she's not doing it. She will "oversleep" and miss both her therapy appointment (which likely doesn't exist either) and the funeral. She will claim she feels bad and maybe lie and say she sent flowers or something instead.
Actually, she would be the center of attention, but not for reasons she would like. 1. FAT. 2. Surely a lot of people at the funeral (especially Shannon's friends) are familiar her recent antics. I would be surprised if she went because of those reasons alone.
 
I will try to write a nice, fair use, critique of Chantal's OnlyFans nudes.

I would title this first picture "the Nader perspective" as it shows what Nader would see as he is gunting a starfished Chantal. You can see her saggy baggies delicately draped across her fleshy body, as the fat of her neck is slowly choking her. The quality of the picture leaves much to be desired as it looks to be taken with a flip phone and quite blurry. The fake red hair nicely contrasts the teal sheets tho.
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This next picture I would call "Heaven and Hell" It depicts Chantal kneeling in a bubble bath with her arms extended towards the ceiling, with a very big smile on her face. She looks excited to show us all her doughy rolls. Despite her arms being extended upwards towards heaven, her nipnops are pointing down at the firey depths of hell, where all who have paid money to view these images will find themselves in the future.
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Picture number 3 has Chantal looking less happy, with an expression I assume is supposed to be teasing "come hither" bedroom eyes as she sits slumped over in the tub, facing the camera. The water levels are noticably higher now that more of Chantal is submerged in the tub. Her large saggy droopers are resting on her enormous gunt and creatin a roll where her belly and breasts meet which I have never witnessed before. The picture is overall very beige as Chantal kind of blends in with the tiles in the background. These pictures would benefit from a different tones backdrop or maybe some mood lighting.
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In the next picture Chantal is trying to eat some delicious foam that she is gently cradling with her hands that look more than pig hooves than ever in this particular image. The foam must be some sort of delicous Bath and Bodyworks food flavor. Maybe Poutine. She looks happy with her mouth wide open while he boobs once again look very sad, continuing the theme of how happiness and sadness often go hand in hand. it seems she has matched the color of the bathwater to her ginger wig, which makes it look a little bit like she has both shitted and bled into the water. Her gunt hangs heavy over her FUPA, covering her shame. I count 7 seperate rolls in this picture.
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The last picture I chose to critique, I would title "Moist Ham" as it shows Chantal from the back and her backrolls seperate her body much like a ham wrapped in string. She also is the color of ham. Her body is amazingly curve-less despite having so many rolls. There is no noticable width difference between her upper back, her waist and her butt, giving her the shape of a fleshy log. We see most of her butt which looks a lot like if you ever had a plumber over to fix your toilet, very wide and flat. Her arms are raised up and out of frame and her head is turned away from the camera so we can only see the back of her ginger wig. A nice smile from over her shoulder would probably helped this picture a lot, but I don't know if it's physically possible for her.
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Overall I would give this picture set a 3/10 since she has seemingly put some effort into it and even went out of her way to prop her camera up or maybe Peetz had to take these. The biggest flaw with these pictures is the monotone color-scheme of beige and ham colors that blend into each other and her pig-like shape in front of the tiles combined with the blood-colored bathwater being a bit too reminiscent of a butchery.
Truly the least sexy of nudes. I personally can't help but notice that despite being fatter than a Christmas hog, she has no appreciable ass. How hard up are African gentlemen that this sorry specimen manages to land so many of them?
 
Actually, she would be the center of attention, but not for reasons she would like. 1. FAT. 2. Surely a lot of people at the funeral (especially Shannon's friends) are familiar her recent antics. I would be surprised if she went because of those reasons alone.
I agree here, especially with number 2. And just because Shannon and Chantal have stopped hating at one another doesn't mean all is happy in Whoville between the two of them. There was a lot of shit slung and I doubt that Shannon's family is going to want the hurpling she demon there with her tics and inappropriate laughing. She might be invited out to a dinner with the family afterward if it's in public because we all know that she semi-behaves when other people can see her but even then I'm not so sure that after all the shit she slung that Shannon's family will want her near. This is not the time for Chantal's antics and awkward "say hi to my followers" bullshit, or showing grieving family members for clout.
 
Actually, she would be the center of attention, but not for reasons she would like. 1. FAT. 2. Surely a lot of people at the funeral (especially Shannon's friends) are familiar her recent antics. I would be surprised if she went because of those reasons alone.

That's a good point; I amend my statement to say she wouldn't be receiving any positive attention (specifically asspats) there. No one will be interested in listening to her woe-is-gunt tales of imaginary domestic violence when they're busy mourning either.
 
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