Boogie / Boogie2988 / "Francis" / Steven Jason Williams - Fat, Rapidly Declining Divorced "Nice Guy" Middle-Aged Youtuber, Former Edgy Porn Blogger, lied about having cancer and being molested. Cohost of fake drama show "Lolcow Live (LCL)". Just WILL NOT die.

Well boys, we all knew he wouldn’t do time but I’m a bit disappointed he didn’t really have to do anything but sign papers. Sure, jails are crowded, but freeways need garbage picking.

So the long, slow decline of Boogie continues.

What’s this about apologizing to neighbors?
 
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:lunacy: My lawyer and the prosecutor all been praying he would show back up. :lunacy:

In response under Rekieta's tweet (but he didn't respond to him directly, you know he's seething). Now the prosecutor is in his corner. Full lunacy. The lolcow milk is back on the menu boys!
I love it. Boogie, a real and true "empath" strung along by lawyers who get by (and get by well) through taking advantage of empathy to get what they need to secure cases (at least this is a skill I assume you'd have to have in that field). All the asspats he can get as long as he keeps doling out the cash. It's great.
 
Remember when he spun his weight loss surgery into saving his life?
Or: Just stop eating yourself to death.

Now
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Or: Don’t open the door, aim a gun a defenseless man, take your finger off the trigger and call the cops?

These are the mental gymnastics that absolutely no one is believing.
 
Remember when he spun his weight loss surgery into saving his life?
Or: Just stop eating yourself to death.

Now
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Or: Don’t open the door, aim a gun a defenseless man, take your finger off the trigger and call the cops?

These are the mental gymnastics that absolutely no one is believing.

Ah, there he is. St.Melon makes a return, how noble! Such a great person!
 
Remember when he spun his weight loss surgery into saving his life?
Or: Just stop eating yourself to death.

Now
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Or: Don’t open the door, aim a gun a defenseless man, take your finger off the trigger and call the cops?

These are the mental gymnastics that absolutely no one is believing.
OH WOW YOU'RE SUCH A FUCKING HERO, WHAT AN INSPIRATION
literally kill yourself, you fat piece of shit
 
Remember when he spun his weight loss surgery into saving his life?
Or: Just stop eating yourself to death.

Now
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Or: Don’t open the door, aim a gun a defenseless man, take your finger off the trigger and call the cops?

These are the mental gymnastics that absolutely no one is believing.
I wonder if he'll start saying again that he stays up at night knowing that Frank is going to harass other people and that he should have shot him to save lives.
 
All I know is that old wink probably came within a hillbilly's heartbeat of prejudicing the case with his fucking antics, which from a moral and philosophical standpoint (not a legal one, of course), constitute aiding and abetting Melon the Felon in the commission of his crimes against humanity. So wink, if you are lurking here, know that you probably fucked this up, like you seem to fuck up everything in life. So congrats on being a better loser than the loser you hate so much. Eat shit.
 
Well boys, we all knew he wouldn’t do time but I’m a bit disappointed he didn’t really have to do anything but sign papers. Sure, jails are crowded, but freeways need garbage picking.

So the long, slow decline of Boogie continues.

What’s this about apologizing to neighbors?
I'm surprised people thought he'd do any community service. He's a morbidly obese man with low IQ. What could he actually do? Pick litter? He can barely walk.

I wonder if he'll start saying again that he stays up at night knowing that Frank is going to harass other people and that he should have shot him to save lives.
He will. It's Boogie. He'll go rapidly back and forth between "I'm a hero for not killing him" to "But...but just maybe...I should have."

He's already done it with everything else in this case. "Frank wanted to kill me. He planned to kill my dog and burn down my house" to "I knew he only wanted me, that's why I heroically rushed outside to greet him."

His appearances on PKA are fascinating to me. He's easily one of their worst guests and seeing his decrease in popularity in real time is fascinating. Earlier podcasts have mainly people praising him in the comments, later ones are just everyone shitting on him. Hell even FPSRussia on the last podcast didn't talk for the first 45 minutes because they didn't want to engage with his nonsense at the start. I hope he does one after this. When he speaks unchecked for hours it's when he gets caught in most of his lies.

I'm curious about something folks. His "roommate". Who is it? He brings up the roommate in all his PKA appearances, generally in regards to long dramatic uplifting speeches his roommate does which seem fake and just out of a fortune cookie. It sounds more like Boogie talking to himself. Then in the Frank Hassle thing, Boogie says it's his roommates gun, but also said he owns a gun himself, so why use the roommates gun? Then he says his roommate is going to shoot Frank...then goes to the door with the random repairman as support with no sign of the roommate.

Maybe I'm just being super autistic but does the roommate even exist?
 
Maybe I'm just being super autistic but does the roommate even exist?
He does, he's just camera-shy. He answered the door on one of Boogie's welfare checks that got FOIA'ed. He's also been on camera accidentally a few times and in group shots/in the background before. Not really much to speculate on really he just seems like a guy that wants nothing to do with Boogie's public-facing life.
 
Congrates on being a not-a-felon, Boogie. I'm sure you won't fuck it up.
I don't hate anyone else on this site except for Boogie. Everything he does draws legitimate spite from me. He's such a sniveling whiny bitch who has never done anything of value in his entire life and uses his "abuse" to justify all of his shitty life decisions.

For the longest time I believed that even though Boogie was a scumfuck, he probably was actually abused, and the stories were probably true, if exaggerated for extra sympathy points. I no longer believe this. I think Boogie has made up everything that he claims ever happened. I bet his parents called him a fat fuck and slapped him a couple times and he has turned it into this massive victim story.

I know I'm not the first person to come to this conclusion, but I'm surprised it took me so long. If you're reading this and thinking "hm, I'm not sure if that's totally right," look at all the other people who have slowly come to this conclusion over time the more that they read about Boogie. You too will one day realize this fat retard has lied about everything in his life.

Fucking hate this guy man.
I don't know, at this point, I think Boogie definitely mid-tier in lolcow awfulness. Yeah, he's a manipulative talentless scumbag with no control of his desires dietary, sexual or otherwise, that's it so far, that's it. His lowest point is shooting a handgun in a school zone. Meanwhile, other lolcows have posted revenge porn to win an Internet argument, killed himself to spite his second ex-wife, or raped his dogs, his nephew or his mother.

So Boogie still has a way to fall from here. He has not spawned any unfortunate offspring, so at least there's no way to he could fuck them over, either figuratively or literally.
 
Remember when he spun his weight loss surgery into saving his life?
Or: Just stop eating yourself to death.

Now
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Or: Don’t open the door, aim a gun a defenseless man, take your finger off the trigger and call the cops?

These are the mental gymnastics that absolutely no one is believing.
Here you have it people, the ultimate gentleman. The man who has 20-year-olds wet from the first "m'lady".

His dependency on asspats is beyond embarrassing at this point. He'll ride this to his grave, shouting "look how good I am, look how much restraint I showed, I totally could have killed him but I didn't, aren't I such a wholesome good guy, please give me HAMS".

He's so deluded he doesn't realise literally no one gives a shit. Boogie, no one cares. The only people still watching now are people who get enjoyment watching you fail, myself included. Twitter engagement continues to be at al all-time low, this will be his last video that will ever juuuust scrape past the 100k mark.

I'd tell you to give up, but it's too much fun watching you make an absolute embarrassment of yourself online,
 
This might be the first time that Boogie has yielded on using the word SWAT to describe his welfare checks. "I don't like using that term." Lol
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He is technically correct that they told officers that he was armed, but that is because the officers asked the person calling in the check if Boogie owned a gun. And Boogie had recently told his fans that he was going to blow his own brains out with Chad's gun once his fans moved on, which led to the fan calling in the check in the first place.

Boogie claims that Frank "received Karma" and apparently was bombarded with emails.
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It is once again truly, truly incredible how stupid boogie is.

"glad I had the restraint many others would have lacked"

The restraint to murder an unarmed man????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????
He would have gotten 25 years for first degree murder. Fucking idiot trying to joke like he's in the right. It really goes to show his lack of how the legal system actually works.
 
He does, he's just camera-shy. He answered the door on one of Boogie's welfare checks that got FOIA'ed. He's also been on camera accidentally a few times and in group shots/in the background before. Not really much to speculate on really he just seems like a guy that wants nothing to do with Boogie's public-facing life.
Coolcool guess I am just retarded. I don't follow Boogie too closely but his PKA stories always just sound so fake.

It's the type of fanfiction conversation between your Shadow the Hedgehog OC and Sonic. Just assumed it was all fake.
 
Twitter engagement continues to be at al all-time low, this will be his last video that will ever juuuust scrape past the 100k mark.
The only way he’ll get 100k plus views again is if he (with odds included of him resorting to it)

1. Get passionately back into gaming 10%
2. Perform an annual suicide bait video 90%
3. Loose weight and track progress 1%
4. Mukbag videos 10%
 
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