Jude Valentin / Jude Torres / Judy Valentin / DivineBrujeria / MermaidRoyal / MermaidQueenJude / MerQueenJude - Cancelled Twitch Streaming Clout Chaser, Wannabe Photographer. Cancellation event starting on page 838

[Beluga]

She looks and moves exactly like a toddler singing at a school recital

 

[Beach Whistle]

...Her upper arms are nearly the size of her head.

 

[HamFan]

That singing. Jude really thinks she's something.

I know it's obvious, and she had to get over it some time. But I still feel the need to point out how Jude went from, "If I go outside, I will catch covid and DIE!" and, "Any piece of shit that doesn't wear a mask or has any fun outside wants me to catch covid and DIE!" to going to a bar without a mask, then "Yeah, I have covid, w/e." And now crowding into a photo booth.

Guess covid-scolding went the way of online community-building, and TTRPG being her most important creative outlet, and being dedicated to fat LGBTQetc gamer representation, and...

 

[Daddy's Little Kitten]

That singing. Jude really thinks she's something

She is something. Tone-deaf and fat.

 

[PurpleEater]

I don't know how to download videos from instagram stories, but I looked at Mel's insta stories and there are two of Jude singing badly too. She's so obnoxious!

FYI this tool is very helpful, Kiwis: https://www.instadp.com/instagram-tools/story-downloader


lol 8:36 is "so early" to Jude. Also she's really feeling herself after that karaoke session:

 

[Daddy's Little Kitten]

That filter makes her look like she's 5. It makes me uncomfortable.

 

[lamp shade]

I know this was just bad karaoke, but I hope we get a Judy: Professional Vocalist arc because I hate myself and want more funny videos.

 

[Barbarella]

For most of us, busting our ass on train steps would mean somebody knocking us over or tripping and falling down a flight and landing on our butts. Then we’d get up with a sheepish laugh.

For her it means she walked up some steps. Ass kicked.

Stairs 1, Judy 0.

In another year, she won’t make it through a turnstile.

 

[XenomorphThot]

FYI this tool is very helpful, Kiwis: https://www.instadp.com/instagram-tools/story-downloader

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lol 8:36 is "so early" to Jude. Also she's really feeling herself after that karaoke session:
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Are we getting an even more Amberlynn like Judy, with abusing filters to make herself hot and land a dude? (Not that she looks any better than a rotting potato still, but y'know, attempt was made.)

 

[M.T. Graves]

In love with her life right now. Right. Her interesting life of taking pictures of her tv and her cat and recording videos with a filter that makes her look like a cabbage patch kid with purple hair. Bet she’s wishing she put more time and effort into streaming when she had a chance.

 

[PurpleEater]

In love with her life right now. Right. Her interesting life of taking pictures of her tv and her cat and recording videos with a filter that makes her look like a cabbage patch kid with purple hair. Bet she’s wishing she put more time and effort into streaming when she had a chance.

The fact that Jude claims she is "in love with her life" which consists of doing absolutely nothing other than farting around and watching reality TV, occasionally leaving the house for a social event and OCCASIONALLY doing "work" tells me all I need to know about this useless, lazy, aimless sea blob. It's a pretty pathetic existence for anyone, let alone a 25-year-old woman. Most normal people would be going insane. But oh, look, we might get a cosplay arc (boring, Jude, boring):

I love that, instead of just doing cosplay (which she badly did before for her deathfat Twitch show), she speaks about it like it's some lofty, far-off ambition...like getting a PhD. Also, Jude wants more overpriced garbage for her ~photo career (Amazon informs me these are $60 each):

In other news, Jude recently took photos of a conventionally attractive woman:

As expected, they look like shit, which is fascinating since she had such a great model to work with:


That's it?! THAT is what you charged $100+ for?! Here's the girl she photographed, who interestingly, had not posted the photos Jude took to her main page, yet.

 

[Diet Coke 4 Life]

And that is what taking the client out of the choosing does. Lands you with some absolute SHIT photography.

Judy, you couldn't have done worse if you'd shoved the camera's lens straight up her nose for a shot in the style of your typical selfie. Yikes.

I'd demand a fucking refund.

 

[thejackal]

And that is what taking the client out of the choosing does. Lands you with some absolute SHIT photography.

Judy, you couldn't have done worse if you'd shoved the camera's lens straight up her nose for a shot in the style of your typical selfie. Yikes.

I'd demand a fucking refund.

it's all blurry. she turned the aperture too high (in order to get enough light) but it made the depth of field too narrow. Learn why your 2K camera costs that much Judy, adjust the ISO and exposure settings.

 

[Daddy's Little Kitten]

She can't find a horizon for her life.

 

[OttoWest]

Way to make that costume look cheaper than it already is by not shopping out the plastic straps and tabs.

What is even the story here? Playboy bunny trapped in old timey phone booth?

 

[toilet_rainbow]

Way to make that costume look cheaper than it already is by not shopping out the plastic straps and tabs.

What is even the story here? Playboy bunny trapped in old timey phone booth?

It’s apparently a Final Fantasy character wearing a bunny suit. Common cosplay trope. I didn’t recognize it until I read the tweet. The red bathing everything doesn’t help.

 

[how now brown cow]

it's all blurry. she turned the aperture too high (in order to get enough light) but it made the depth of field too narrow. Learn why your 2K camera costs that much Judy, adjust the ISO and exposure settings.

If you click on the pics in purpleeaters post they are much sharper than they look when just scrolling the page.

I wonder if Jude took this pic. The woman uploaded it 10hrs ago and she is wearing the same outfit, and Jude has liked it. I don't have an artistic eye to comment on lighting etc, but I look at this picture and I think "yeah I like that!". So maybe Jude did something good. If she Jude did it.

 

[thejackal]

If you click on the pics in purpleeaters post they are much sharper than they look when just scrolling the page.

I wonder if Jude took this pic. The woman uploaded it 10hrs ago and she is wearing the same outfit, and Jude has liked it. I don't have an artistic eye to comment on lighting etc, but I look at this picture and I think "yeah I like that!". So maybe Jude did something good. If she Jude did it.

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That one's much better technically, probably because of the better lighting that allowed her to shoot at higher f-stop. The horizon is a bit crooked that's really the only thing I can critique. Composition I suck at too (anybody can learn the basics of camera techniques in a day long class) and that is what separates 95% of people from the pros. It takes a lot of practice to really get a good eye. Some people are born with it sure but most work at it for years before it pays off.

Judy was def not born with it and expects herself to just be really great at everything without practicing of course.

 

[how now brown cow]

That one's much better technically, probably because of the better lighting that allowed her to shoot at higher f-stop. The horizon is a bit crooked that's really the only thing I can critique. Composition I suck at too (anybody can learn the basics of camera techniques in a day long class) and that is what separates 95% of people from the pros. It takes a lot of practice to really get a good eye. Some people are born with it sure but most work at it for years before it pays off.

Judy was def not born with it and expects herself to just be really great at everything without practicing of course.

I looked further, and Jude didn't do this pic, another photographer did. He seems to just shoot people doing cos play, and his photos are pretty good (to my untrained eye), which shows me just how bad Jude's is comparatively!! https://www.instagram.com/it.is.cosplay/

Jude has been offering free shoots, so I wouldn't be surprised if this was a free shoot, as the woman's insta stories has this pic and tags Jude saying "be sure to follow this awesome photographer", but then seemingly Jude's pics aren't good enough to upload to her actual instagram page...

 

[P. Barnes' THOT]

The fact that Jude claims she is "in love with her life" which consists of doing absolutely nothing other than farting around and watching reality TV, occasionally leaving the house for a social event and OCCASIONALLY doing "work" tells me all I need to know about this useless, lazy, aimless sea blob. It's a pretty pathetic existence for anyone, let alone a 25-year-old woman. Most normal people would be going insane. But oh, look, we might get a cosplay arc (boring, Jude, boring):
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I love that, instead of just doing cosplay (which she badly did before for her deathfat Twitch show), she speaks about it like it's some lofty, far-off ambition...like getting a PhD. Also, Jude wants more overpriced garbage for her ~photo career (Amazon informs me these are $60 each):
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In other news, Jude recently took photos of a conventionally attractive woman:
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As expected, they look like shit, which is fascinating since she had such a great model to work with:
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That's it?! THAT is what you charged $100+ for?! Here's the girl she photographed, who interestingly, had not posted the photos Jude took to her main page, yet.

These are so bad, I thought Jude photographed a troon