Clint's Burden
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- Jul 19, 2021
they sell this dress at Cracker Barrel in the US south, around patriotic holidays like 4th of july. (if this is from recent post, he probably got it from Presidents Day display)
In Cracker Barrel, the "general store" is right next to the check-out & you can also pay your restaurant bill there. Its is customary for 1-2 ppl hang around to shop & maybe pick up Disney DVDs, gospel/county CDs, pork rinds, salt-water taffy, t-shirts, patriotic dresses in basic S-M-L sizes, etc... as the rest of the noisy family/in-laws go out to the parking lot.
This is how he managed to get this particular flag dress when nobody was looking & why it fits so bad.
If he goes there to eat, he is a baptist & forced to go there after church, lines of white baptists are all over the parking lots & you can hear the country/gospel music blaring from as far away as the freeway exits. These are Nascar people, US GOP church folks big time & this troon is right in the thick of it, which is why he has to take this photo in either his basement or garage, where his baptist Sunday school teacher-wife and/or fundie brats won't find him. He couldn't even afford any hosiery, those are probably his own cheap athletic socks & his wife's or daughter's shoes. He fished out the broken mirror from a dumpster, smuggled it to the basement when wife wasn't looking. he is such a closet-case, too scared to even buy a new mirror.
every picture tells a story & this is a sad one
He's a Hillary supporting, liberal atheist who owns a photography business in Wyoming.
I liked that story, though. Added pathos.