DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[Jasper2K]

Phils going to be in for a shock with late game and optional bosses. Keep being a smug know it all bitch pig boy as you intentionally stall in easy areas.

 

[metis]

 

[D_Tractor]

So what GIANT bills are Phil talking about?
@Iron Hamster here you go, Phils bills.
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Why is his auto insurance so high? Lots of speeding tickets?

 

[Iron Hamster]

So what GIANT bills are Phil talking about?
@Iron Hamster here you go, Phils bills.
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That's what I was looking for. Thanks! The 'big bill' was the monthly payment for the weight to hold down the concrete in the garage.

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Must be a big rant day to wear his ana-kasparian-I'm-better-than-you shirt.

 

[troll cult member]

Him talking about how there is no tension is so fucking pointless, he has spent nearly a work week exploring the tutorial area. Maybe just play a game, ANY GAME

 

[SocietyLiver1488]

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Did you letterbox him? Oh god now I'm imagining seeing this on a movie screen oh nooo

 

[Crooked 16th]

Phils going to be in for a shock with late game and optional bosses. Keep being a smug know it all bitch pig boy as you intentionally stall in easy areas.

Yeah after the Capital the game hits you like a brick and makes you feel like a piece of glass, The game also takes a huge nosedive in terms of quality as well. I can't wait for Phil to get there.

 

[TheGoutburglar]

TBH, I'd be mildly interested to see one of those time-lapse type of videos with face from like the 1st of each month starting in 2010 or something like that. Just to see the devolution.

Not quite the same thing, but in the body thread, there have been comparison shots posted from the early 2000s and fifteen years later, and the difference is alarming.

But the real kicker is that his degradation is accelerating. He has fallen apart more since I started following the vortex in January of 2020 than he did from 2017 to that very moment I learned of his bankruptcy filing. I don't think it's a coincidence that just before that, his gacha whaling reached a level that had him failing to afford his taxes.

like an entitled child who never got told no

Oh it's worse than that. He heard "No" all the time, it's why he has described his mom as being stubborn and wrong throughout his childhood, as well as the classic Wolverine Toy Story, and the time he got his car taken away, from crashing it. Phil's parents didn't let him do and have whatever he wanted, he just didn't learn anything from any of it.

So what GIANT bills are Phil talking about?
@Iron Hamster here you go, Phils bills.
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Interestingly, that actually adds up to $5,559. His roughly $10,600 monthly income ($128,000 divided by 12) leaves him with $5,107. Obviously that's rough, but it still amply demonstrates that he has more than enough money he could put away every month to afford to pay his taxes on time, in full, with.

It's no wonder he lies about making just enough money, because it's the only way left to deny that he could possibly have a crippling mobile gaming addiction.

 

[Wasabi Panda]

I'm curious now, does OBS show contributions before they appear on screen? I have earbuds out and I'm glancing up at the side monitor while I work and every time I glance up he's looking directly to his left, which I assume is where obs is since he looks that way when he does a scene change or close up. Sometimes short glances, sometimes hard stares.

At first I figured he might actually not be gay nor straight he's just that much of a narcissistic shit head he's that into himself he has to keep looking at himself give them incredibly well thought out delivered deep white hot takes but even then it's like every other word he looks there, you could probably make a "phil ye fucks himself" supercut and it'll be nearly as long as his prestream.

but then what does phil like more than himself, money! so he also could be scanning for tips. YET since his chat is down left why aren't OBS and chat in the same place?

I listened for a second to see what this overly animated muppet was going on about and...so Elden Ring isn't accessible enough but is also too accessible from the guy who spent 50 levels in the tutorial area, almost dying to things at most 30 levels lower than him. Who dash boarded cause of Godrick and didn't "man up" enough to summon the bell knight says the open world is made too easy cause of fast travel.

ok phil....that'll do pig, that'll do.

 

[Hogan of the South]

At this point in his life he needs to just go clean shaven. That goatee is losing more territory ever day

 

[Banned in 49 States]

All these intros just keeps cementing how much of a fucking narcissist clown he is.
He could just have a quick 30 sec loop of a neon lit background with social links and "Welcome to the stream/stream is about to start"

But no, he needs his ugly mug and his cancer inducing voice plastered on everything.
No normal nigga does this.

 

[SupSilver]

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When u beg but the wwe champions still suckin

 

[TheGoutburglar]

When u beg but the wwe champions still suckin

Don't know if this is deliberate, but saying that while having a Leanna avatar is some nice trolling. lol

 

[SkippyLongbottom]

Back in my day, Fighting games didn't have combos. All these new Fighters are just commercialism.

 

[QwahlityKahntent]

The game also takes a huge nosedive in terms of quality as well.

without spoilers can you expand on this?

 

[Wasabi Panda]

this evo rant is worse than I imagined, something to his left really has his attention, like a cat with a laser pointer. My brain melted. I now have stroke face and feel like snorting.

Reality - nintendo doesn't want to support sony and signed an exclusivity deal with panda global to hold tournaments.

Phil-ality - Nintendo is greedy and no one knows what but it's because the person who runs evo is a pedo.

which the person who runs (not ran, runs) Evo is a pedo but also he's glad that evo changed leadership. GG:S is a year and a half old? June 11th 2021 was a year and a half ago...damn I knew he got really confused about daylights savings time but I didn't think he was this bad at telling time.

He doesn't play any of these games but knows that these games suck, KoF15 sucks yes please mr FGC tell me how it sucks when you played 6 of the 39 characters in 2 premade teams for like 6 hours. Guilty Gear Strive is too old, all these games are too old and he's no competing cause there's no SSF2T...but these games are too old.

nigga said this in all seriousness after a inane rant about how old these games are.

EDIT - ok who taught him the word legacy?

 

[SkippyLongbottom]

without spoilers can you expand on this?

There is a reason why this game has 270 bosses total not unique. Wink wink.

 

[TurdFondler]

Almost $600 a month on car payments when dude doesn't leave the house. Just get groceries delivered and take an uber to run errands biweekly or something.

Machoor adult needs a car though. When he croaks his car will literally be one of those "driven once a week by an old lady pigroach" ones

 

[David Davidson]

"Can you update your Patreon?
"No"
Proceeds to go for a 5 minute reason why he wants you to give him money for nothing in return and will not update his patreon. Real reason? He is just exploiting people that forgot to cancel their patreon pledge.

Already almost back to last year's numbers when he begged for patreon pledges when Twitch took away his partnership. (Yellow is # of patreons, green is $$$)

 

[Wasabi Panda]

he thinks he can go to evo and do damage, cause we see how it is when he jumps into fighting games. Look he played some rando named grog and won so ofc it means he'll do great at evo just he doesn't want to.

ok thats enough extreme delusions of a fantasy land from a person who has nearly no grip on reality for one day..