DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

Where is DSP?

  • He is in Connecticut visiting family/funeral

    Votes: 213 47.9%
  • He and Khet are on a honeymoon style trip

    Votes: 12 2.7%
  • He has an issue (s) with the HOA requiring immediate fixes

    Votes: 27 6.1%
  • Comcast/ISP/Internet Issues

    Votes: 16 3.6%
  • He is taking a Kino Casino style break by not announcing when he comes back

    Votes: 30 6.7%
  • Phil and/or Khet Health Issue

    Votes: 48 10.8%
  • This is a social experiment from DSP

    Votes: 99 22.2%

  • Total voters
    445
  • Poll closed .
my favorite pro gamer move is running right into a big giant glowing arrow as the mage slowly draws and releases it, doesn't even try to roll, just face first into the arrow....face first... and apparently it's some odd concept that cloth armor in an RPG is better for magic defense than heavy plate, in an RPG, completely strange concept.
 
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Phil is so fucking lazy [...] It just boggles my mind. Do you know how much time Phil could save [...] a Stream Deck that was given to him for FREE?
You nudnik, he'd have to get a new OS (he's on WIn 7) and learn all of that....and get a new OBS that works with it....and if it just doesn't automatically run it might hurt his ability to play things, not to mention his ability to *GET MONEY FROM TRUE FANS!!!!!!!!....!!!!
Honestly, it's Phil, what do you expect from someone that refuses to turn off the PC and then wonders why it's slow...?

Edit: I was way too deep into piggy mode, replaced "buy" with "play"....
 
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"someone cheered and asked who should play peter griffon in the live action movie. no one, there shouldn't be a live action movie. that's incredibly stupid."

man's just a barrel of fun ain't he
One of many opinions that he doesn't stand alone on, but doesn't get away with because of context. It's exactly what's expected of him, and not for good reasons, like the predictable takes are from many others. Like I don't imagine Smug is excited about the idea either, but you don't expect him to say anything in particular, you know?

Once again, his emotions always running the show fuck him over. It would be so much better for him to just keep things short and sweet and stick with the right kind of likable opinion. For example, when someone asks about EVO, it's not hard for an adult to say "Yeah, I saw. Cool that SNK is getting some respect, it historically doesn't. And I know the Granblue fans are celebrating, which is cool. Should be a fun time."

Nothing insightful or unique there, but it works to keep people off your case, no? The fact that Phil can't do that speaks volumes about how childish and stupid he is. He goes right for "bratty little fuck", all the time.
“Nobody uses a death counter everyone just wants to see Phil fail”

Uh oh. His depression is spiking
Well he isn't wrong, he just leaves out the part where it's his fault.
 
I genuinely don't think Phil is going to beat Elden Ring because his brain don't work good enough. I guarantee he'll pull off a "I've been told," segment and head straight to the Mimic summon the moment it becomes available but even then I don't think he'll make it through to the end.
People always say this. He's been strolling through the game aside from one boss so far, doubt he'll struggle much until completion, he'll just overlevel, read guides and cheese.
 
He'll struggle, but he'll finish eventually.

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I'm noticing this sudden increase in needing to be rewarded, did he actually quit champions and now needs his ass pats somewhere else.

He goes on and on and on about how the side quests in Horizon don't give him good rewards. like more than a passing mention. Like it really bothers him. Then there's just this stream he keep mentioning getting rewarded for doing something or questions where his reward is for playing the game. Like just now he was told that this tower is part of a side quest and he won't be able to progress. He doesn't care, he wants to kill the mage for his reward.

it's like some weird Pavlov's dog thing, where WWEC conditioned him that he gets rewards for doing things in a game so not he's salivating anytime he does something in a game
 
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