Cultcow Russell Greer / Mr. Green / @ just_some_dude_named_russell29 / A Safer Nevada PAC - Swift-Obsessed Sex Pest, Convicted of E-Stalking, "Eggshell Skull Plaintiff" Pro Se Litigant, Homeless, aspiring brothel owner

If you were Taylor Swift, whom would you rather date?

  • Russell Greer

    Votes: 117 4.5%

  • Travis Kelce

    Votes: 138 5.3%

  • Null

    Votes: 1,449 55.9%

  • Kanye West

    Votes: 283 10.9%

  • Ariana Grande

    Votes: 607 23.4%
  • Total voters
    2,594
DSP's Tax Lawyer said:
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He looks like he is going bald and trying to comb his hair over. Also, wtf is up with him keeping that live button there on his camera? Shitty pic Russ

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Is he trying to be cool taking a pic in the liquor area? Why is he even there, then again, why does he do any of what he does 🤷
 
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DarkAlien said:
Is he trying to be cool taking a pic in the liquor area? Why is he even there, then again, why does he do any of what he does 🤷
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He made a post a few weeks ago about going for drinks with some random model on Instagram, and speculation was that he decided that since going for drinks is a thing Actual Humans do, he should too. I wonder if he's decided to start drinking to make himself seem more "normal." He almost certainly has a low alcohol tolerance, and it wouldn't take much for him to get shitfaced, have his inhibitions lowered more than they already are, and do something really spectacularly stupid.
 
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DrJonesHat said:
He made a post a few weeks ago about going for drinks with some random model on Instagram, and speculation was that he decided that since going for drinks is a thing Actual Humans do, he should too. I wonder if he's decided to start drinking to make himself seem more "normal." He almost certainly has a low alcohol tolerance, and it wouldn't take much for him to get shitfaced, have his inhibitions lowered more than they already are, and do something really spectacularly stupid.
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Of course he has a low tolerance. Bitch got buzzed off KOMBUCHA.
 
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DSP's Tax Lawyer said:
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He looks like he is going bald and trying to comb his hair over. Also, wtf is up with him keeping that live button there on his camera? Shitty pic Russ
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#DisabledAndCute #DisabledModel #DisabledPeopleAreHot 😎

If Russ were to model anywhere, it would be as an exhibit at the Museum of Sci-Fi and Horror in Seattle, WA.
 
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Disgruntled Pupper said:
Who in the fuck finds themselves in the alcohol aisle of a Walmart with a dumpy Mexican woman in the background and thinks "I've GOT to get a selfie right now!" He's such a strange little gremlin.
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Who the hell takes selfies when they're out fucking grocery shopping at all? LOOK AT ME I'M BUYING AN ECONOMY PACK OF DORITOS! Seriously?
 
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Jesus, the hair. He treats grease like natural hair gel. He has to have chronic dandruff, it's not a wonder why he's balding already. I like how on his sides, hair twirls into round hooks and point upwards. Bed hair, it's too long, because of glasses? It's a mystery.

I feel sometimes lazy about my look, and if I know I can get away with it, not being seen by other people, I might get slobby like this. He is posing in Walmart alcohol section instead, treating this as his Sunday's best. Oh Russ:story:
 
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DSP's Tax Lawyer said:
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He looks like he is going bald and trying to comb his hair over. Also, wtf is up with him keeping that live button there on his camera? Shitty pic Russ

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If Halitosis, the rim of a well-used ear gage, toe cheese, and days old B.O. got together and took a picture in the midst of an orgy, it would look like this.
 
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If Halitosis, the rim of a well-used ear gage, toe cheese, and days old B.O. got together and took a picture in the midst of an orgy, it would look like this.
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Look at how fucked up his glasses are too. As a fellow 4 eyes, I could not stand to have that fucked up like that.

Also lol at the mask in the grocery store. It isn't for health reasons either, its to not look awful in his pic
 
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