There has been absolutely no crying today! This is not affecting Chantal at all!

Completely unbothered. Also entirely
inebriated! sober. Ugh! Hold on because it is not a big deal!
"I hate this shit give me my FUCKING YOUTUBE CHANNEL BACK...assholes!" Chantal is per her not allowed to be on any channels, and her good boi will NOT be compromised. She is Mumtal! Frustrated at all the things piling up The Gunted Lady is having a mini melt down at how
"Insane, stupid, and annoying" this is going to be for her paypigs. The fact that she can only stream at the moment for 30 minutes on OF is NOT RELIABLE! It doesn't work all the time! It isn't that the stream was all over the place the moment she went live! We're making a NEW patreon and a backup for Live Streams! Forgetting that she waffled around multiple times between platforms and prices this is JUST DIFFICULT!
"You guys have to take up extra jobs just to watch me." (RIP VIB)
Look if the YouTube is reinstated and we don't go ahead with the Patron or the OF Chantal is going to TRY and SEE if she can cancel them and issue refunds.
X. In the interim, CAHNTENT! ALL THE CONTENT! BUILDING IT UP AGAIN! She is a fighter, an Aries, a BOSS BITCH BUSINESS LADY! It's just so annoying that the OF she used earlier today isn't working tee-hee.
X.
"This is just weird it's just so weird like I dunno like it's so annoying." Stupid OF! Hurpleburp!

LOOK HOW WELL THIS TATTOO IS HEALING YOU GUYS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Just a second though need to slather it in Aveeno baby lotion, the best aftercare, totally the aftercare given by the artist! Chantal is feeling herself, she's a little flustered, but the fact that so many VIB are chasing her between five or six platforms is feeding her better than a 2am McDonald's run! Speaking of food...we should order food! First though we need to figure out how to keep the chants private on this new streaming backup for the Patreon. Mumtal is so confused and she is asking her sweet loving boi to help. Regrettably the only thing Pee can do to help is
DIE and he is incalcitrant.
Peetz, refusing to help us all out by DYING is watching a fucking trailer for some Star Trek shit on his mobile while in Llama Land. This isn't annoying at all. Chantal giggles to her VIB who have been trying desperately to not only paypig but support her emotionally throughout these dark and trying times.
It's not that she thinks you should have to pay $50 to talk to her, "I just don't want to be stream sniped!". (

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"It's annoying as hell when people steal your fucking content!" Orly? Don't say! Don't you agree Pee? Pee?
Fuck is he not dead yet? 'Huh?" ...
"Don't you agree?". Riveting.
Some of the VIB are trying to help Chantal by literally writing the tweets she needs to send so that people can pay $10 in order to join her Patreon and then go over to Crowdcast. She has bought a larger plan but being an English mAjOR she forgot to read the fine print that she can still only stream 2 hours maximum per day and 10 hours per month.
Love that for her. There is an incredible amount of slurring. She's TAKING A BREAK FROM MARIJUANA! Tolerance BREAK!
<Insert Cat Deflection>

Several VIB are trying desperately to explain to Chantal that the package she bought is not going to work but look she has 10 HOURS! TIME FOR THE REAL ROMAN STORY! No wait we need to order food for our family.
Not Sam though, in these hard times between platforms he will be getting a food downgrade when there's already a $100 Mexican food stream from earlier. Pee is upset, he doesn't know what he wants to eat, he doesn't remember, he is SAD! He might have to get a job or...
DIE.
Maybe we will get some poutine, look though, it has to be done quick! NO DISTRACTIONS! They might close! Time to read aloud the entire menu. Maybe Good Boi wants some chicken or a burger? Yes, TENDIES for her little man! Best mum ever! This is HARD for him too! People keep following him on Twatter!
People won't be able to follow if you're dead.
She has ordered a hotdog, something with brownies, and poutine! Anyway about ROMAN!
She met him on Plenty of Fish okay!? She told him about YouTube and he was soOooOoo interested in it! She picked him up at a clinic where he needed to get medication for having strep. Wait...didn't you....? ANYWAYSSSSSS! He didn't want to tell her that it was for strep when she picked him up at the clinic, so he was like...
"We both had strep but in different areas" (

) His house was small, just a little bachelor room!
HE KISSED HER LIKE RIGHT AWAY AND THEY MADE OUT THE ENTIRE NIGHT! Mmmm he was biting her lip, they were making out with strep!
HE WANTED TO HAVE SEX! HE DID! HE WANTED HER SO BAD! She was like "I don't have sex on the first date" and then they kept sucking faces while he tried to sex her up. "And he doesn't have a girlfriend." Neither did Nader, he had a porch ho.
"I usually screw on the first date."
"I usually fucking spread them on the first date or whatever!"
This time though!? SHE WANTED TO BE DIFFERENT! She wanted to RESIST! She is glowing up..
.Ma'am that's rosacea. GLOWING UP! Things have to be closed for a while! She is so hungry but those DEEP FRIED OREO mmMmMm.
Kiwi is a cock blocker! The second she would make out he would attack her wig. (

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DIE PEE YOU FUCKING CUCK STAY IN YOUR OWN THREAD! YOU RUIN EVERYTHING BY NOT BEING DEAD. "
Whenever I came home after I was at Roman's"....never mind. SHE WATCHED THE PLAYBACK! That fucking piece of shit acting like he's a reaction channel, like she would ever give him the deets. UGH.
"I really really hope I get my channel back, what do you think, do you think I will?" Pee falls silent. He is busy watching videos and breathing precious oxygen he has no right to consume. She blocked Roman. HAVING HER CHANNEL DELETED IS A BIG THING! He only thought of HIMSELF!
He didn't even tell her he was live! He wanted to get her reaction without her knowing that she was being live streamed. "Well buddy I blocked you!" This is SUCH a violation. Total cringe! What a cock!
"It really sucks, it really sucks if I don't get my channel back." Saintal of Doordash is encouraging the VIB to help her by contacting YouTube. They NEED to know about all that bad booly that has been going on!
They are punishing HER for being SET UP to show porn!!! SET UP! The VIB need to @ team YouTube! It's important that YouTube review her channel to see that she is a squeaky clean creator. Five minute shower and everything!
X. Those times she flashed on stream? ACCIDENTAL!
So Ma'am....the thread...
Peetz STILL has not left nor has he died. Much like the cats he has become a source of deflection as he refuses to leave Llama Land and throw himself down the stairs for everyone's catharsis.
<Snip Chantal being dumb enough to encourage people to contact YouTube on her behalf>
A VIB asks if the Great Northern Fupallo has backed up any content, or if, worse comes to worst she will lose everything...
"I dunno." Kiwi Farms much like Pepperidge, remembers.
Look she is just going to appeal it and everything will be fine. They'll reinstate her channel and all her vijeo will be back and then she can COME FOR CHARLIE!
"Just wait till I get back on there!" X. "Her soul is a lump of coal." Just call her the Gamer Word. We're checking subscription counts and money for all the different platforms the VIB have been forced onto today. Need to figure out that info.
"If all the Beezer's come over it will be like 400 subscribers." Orly?
Look if you want to support her JOIN PATREON! She is going to work on VIJEO! VIJEO AND STUFF!
X. We need to know Good Boi opinion.
"I wish people would stop trying to fucking follow me on Twitter" FUCKING DIE AND PEOPLE CANNOT FOLLOW YOU. Anyway Roman is a clout chaser, he deleted the stream because she texted him, it had NOTHING to do with the fact that people trolled him with porn. NOTHING! She texted him and he totally baleeted it! Rawr! BOSS BITCH! He did NOT convince her to take BBJ to the vet. This is bullshit. Right Peepee!?
"Mmmmmmmhmm"
"He [Roman] boiled corn and cauliflower and then put vegan nuggets in the oven. I miss Nader's cooking." (

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"Are people mad at me on Only Fans? Well they're going to see, I'm going to do really good content." X.
SO ABOUT NADER: OH SHIT! OHEMGEE! She never told Nader she made out with Roman! He will act like it's not a big deal but...I mean...he loves her so much. Nader was so jelly in his tiny little tweaker belly that he told Chantal she was just trying to replace him with Roman, that Roman has similar body language when he does up his jacket. He's clearly just full of himself! He was TOTALLY fucking DumdumDeeDeeDooDoo the entire time! And it doesn't matter, they aren't even together!
If PEE was a true good boi he would let Mumtal go on his channel. The VIB are totally for this! They want YouTube! Pee is upset about this and doesn't want to. It's HIS account they are NOT affiliated!
Just. Fucking. DIE.
SO ABOUT NADER: No he isn't under her they're his channel fuck off VIB.
SHE IS STICKING UP FOR HERSELF FROM NOW ON! Roman did her dirty! And Charlie, Charlie Gold? SHE BETTER HOPE CHANTAL IS NOT ON YOUTUBE!
SO ABOUT NADER: He is so alpha male, he is overtly masculine, he is such a man. Carved out of wood. Unf. It's too bad it's toxic masculinity and she finds that attractive. NEVER MIND ABOUT THAT TATTOOOOoOOoOoOOo!
Chantal has set herself as her background image on the iMac. She is an image. She really wanted to go live tonight. So much so she is PAYING to stream. SO ABOUT NADER: She hasn't seem him live all day. Stalker much? Where the fuck is that food? And when is that nail appointment tomorrow? IT IS IMPORTANT! Is tomorrow the 10th? Time moves so strangely in the Guntverse that even Our Lady of Perpetual Nashies has to validate things with a calendar. New nails! New day!
SO ABOUT NADER: Wouldn't it have been SUPER weird and awkward if it really HAD been Nader on Omegle? So weird. What would they have talked about?
Let's look up ARIES nails! What are we gonna get!? Just like...maybe regular? I mean she didn't tell them she wanted something special and she is Consideratal! Maybe a solid color. Or black, black with SPARKLES? Food is taking forevere!
<Snip Boring Siri Jokes and Pee being Alive>
Chantal has realized that she only has 30 minutes left to stream before her 2 hour window expires. She's going to TRY her OF and everyone needs to be on the lookout and follow her Twitter! Follow her! Keep in the know! She will be telling everyone how to get on her streams! This is SO HARD. Thank goodness she is in her GLOW UP 2022! Gosh though how do you share a link? This is so stressful and WHERE IS THE FOOD!? Let's try OF again, streaming eating without an audience? Oof! If it doesn't work by tomorrow morning she will e-mail OF because it's her JOB! She will get this FIXED! Responsital Fiscault will be ON IT.
"I'm not going to sign up for Twitch until I find out what YouTube's decision is, I don't want to make people follow me around right now." X. Oh wait ONLY FANS does work but only for 30 minutes! This is so strange. Is tomorrow the 10th? Gosh! She's going to spend the morning DEDICATED to answering the messages on her ONLY FANS! "
You should be hustling too on your channel, we should maybe be doing blogs together". No answer. Is he dead?
"I appreciate you guys I really do!" X. NOBODY EVEN WARNED HER! This is so stupid and dumb and it was a MISTAKE! She deleted the stream! Chantal has NEVER shown nudity or drugs or sexual content on her channel in violation of the TOS! NEVER! This is so STUPID! Contact JewTube they will see that this is all CHARLIE FUCKING GOLD!
Look she can only stream for two hours right now but we are figuring this out! We will make sure that EVERYTHING IS RESOLVED! Right Pee? <Unintelligible noises>
Damn he's still alive. Follow Chantal on TWITTER! ONLY FANS! PATREON! ALERT ON ALL SOCIAL MEDIA! She knows you need her, you want her, everyone wants her. YouTube wants her too they just don't know it yet. We are going to Coffee Beeze tomorrow. SO TIRED.
Food?
NIGHT VIB! LOVE YOU GUuUuyyyyYyyzzzzz!