Skitzocow Kindness / Alyssa Jo Frauens / @KindKinkster / AJ Frauens / Stella Lawrence / Zion Stellar and Paul Mendoza / Bonnie Nelson / @BonnieMakes - LF BPD munchie furry dogsitter to pee in bathtub and eat all my food, inquire inside, hourly rates

A little late, but I find it so annoying the way she has her “care team” make tweets for her when she’s munching too hard to do it herself. Bitch, nobody fucking cares. You’re not a celebrity or even an internet personality. There is nobody obsessively checking your twitter, hoping you’re okay. Just take a break from social media for five minutes and update your followers when you’re better. Yeesh.
 
I'm about bring here a bucket of NSFL milk so get your islam stickers ready

But first here's something about her drug use for you autists

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She's been nauseous a lot lately so I'm still tinfoiling about pregnancy because here's more creampie pics

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Those are some of the most masculine noises I have ever heard in my life, women are just incapable of uttering such sounds. Kindness is in fact the most masculine man in the history of Manliness.
 
A little late, but I find it so annoying the way she has her “care team” make tweets for her when she’s munching too hard to do it herself. Bitch, nobody fucking cares. You’re not a celebrity or even an internet personality. There is nobody obsessively checking your twitter, hoping you’re okay. Just take a break from social media for five minutes and update your followers when you’re better. Yeesh.
It’s probably just her or whatever alter is “fronting”
 
n addition to the obligatory White Girls Fuck Dogs joke, how the fuck does she expect literally anyone to 'stretch her' when that's her casual Wednesday afternoon? Not doubting that Bonnie has a microdick because well, Bonnie, but ffs she's gonna be hard-pressed to find something comparable without actually going out and fucking a horse.
Inb4 Kindness's bull is an actual, real life bull. 🐂
 
Inb4 Kindness's bull is an actual, real life bull. 🐂
This made me morbidly curious, so I did a quick search. Since a horse cock is already known to be lethal, at least up the ass (see Mr Hands discussion on multiple threads), a bull would be even more dangerous as apparently bull cock is even bigger. As for if vaginal is safer than anal on the extreme there's some debate at a cursory look. I don't want to look too deeply so early in the morning however.
 
This made me morbidly curious, so I did a quick search. Since a horse cock is already known to be lethal, at least up the ass (see Mr Hands discussion on multiple threads), a bull would be even more dangerous as apparently bull cock is even bigger. As for if vaginal is safer than anal on the extreme there's some debate at a cursory look. I don't want to look too deeply so early in the morning however.
Thanks for your service :( Having interacted with both bulls and stallions, a bull is far more dangerous temperamentally. She'd probably get gored to death. I don't know what they're like when they're fucking, and I don't intend to find out. I guess we'll know if she has a prolapse arc, because it's like BoobWhiskers said. With all the shit she shoves up her snatch daily, there's no way any human penis is going to do anything for her anymore.
 
It's probably the testosterone and the iud that aren't at all compatible.
Females who use T often get abdominal pain because their ovaries are being assaulted by a foreign chemical that shuts them down/forces early menopause. Kindness also has shown she applies the gel she uses directly to her stomach area. Mix that with a second source of birth control that ALSO blocks regular ovulation, and is known for causing pain when inserting things that should not ever fit in a human.

The pain and nausea might be the only thing she isn't full of shit on. She still directly causes all her own health problems, though.
You bring up some interesting points here - but I still think she's likely faking it. Someone having ovarian/uterine pain and the nasuea that goes with it isn't going to be posting a bunch of sex pics and videos to their Twitter feed. They're not going to conveniently feel better as soon as they run out of weed and have to go buy more. What she says and what she does don't match. It's the same behavior from when she was claiming to have constant debilitating seizures but could still make an hour+ one way drive to see her boyfriend on the Tranch.
 
Thanks for your service :( Having interacted with both bulls and stallions, a bull is far more dangerous temperamentally. She'd probably get gored to death. I don't know what they're like when they're fucking, and I don't intend to find out. I guess we'll know if she has a prolapse arc, because it's like BoobWhiskers said. With all the shit she shoves up her snatch daily, there's no way any human penis is going to do anything for her anymore.
Seen one ram his way through a stone wall to get at a cow and it barely slowed him down, so ... probably not a good idea.
 
This made me morbidly curious, so I did a quick search. Since a horse cock is already known to be lethal, at least up the ass (see Mr Hands discussion on multiple threads), a bull would be even more dangerous as apparently bull cock is even bigger. As for if vaginal is safer than anal on the extreme there's some debate at a cursory look. I don't want to look too deeply so early in the morning however.

What about... an alpaca
 
What about... an alpaca
About 18 inches.
Yeah, those dopey looking fuckers are packing heat.

(It's not that impressive. Most large herbivores are minimally sexually dimorphic, but the one trait many of them show is the females have longer legs to give ground clearance for the nursing young to get at the teats. The males have to be fairly well endowed simply to reach at all. In carnivores, where the males tend to be larger it isn't as much of a problem.)
 
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I am absolutely not clicking the spoilers to find out due to the fact that Alyssa is one of the most actively nauseating cows on here, somehow, but based on text context I'm gonna guess she's stuffing herself full of dog dick Bad Dragon dildos or something. In addition to the obligatory White Girls Fuck Dogs joke, how the fuck does she expect literally anyone to 'stretch her' when that's her casual Wednesday afternoon? Not doubting that Bonnie has a microdick because well, Bonnie, but ffs she's gonna be hard-pressed to find something comparable without actually going out and fucking a horse.
All I can picture is a giant dog dildo pushing her IUD up through her body and her spitting it out of her mouth. I can't believe I just typed that.
It probably is. PL Time ... I am struggling with a 5 gram per day cannabinoid habit (usually about 100 gummies per day) and either too much or not enough weed can cause the uncontrollable dry heaving and nausea. I am so acclimated to the massive amounts of Deltas 8, 9, 10, THC-O, and HHC that right as it's wearing off I'll sometimes get the stomach spasms etc. I never had any issues like that before I started using weed and drugs. While the rest of Alyssa's symptoms are mostly a shamhole of lies, this one I believe could be real. Hahahahaha what the fuck she definitely made it up.
That's insane. Just the amount of sugar and shit in all those gummies is probably enough to fuck up a healthy stomach, too. Some of the withdrawal, even the physical symptoms are probably based mentally by the way, but I'm sure you know that. Good luck weaning down.
 
What about... an alpaca

About 18 inches.
Yeah, those dopey looking fuckers are packing heat.
Okay I regret having started this truly Islamic discussion in the first place and am loathe to contribute to it further but uh, wasn't it mentioned in the Tranch thread that Alpaca have like, penis bones or something and that's why there's a lot of alpaca screaming around mating season?

This is all a moot point so long as Alyssa has what SHOULD be the basic common sense not to fuck livestock, the problem is just whether or not she does. Keep her away from the 'pacas, Bonnie.
 
Okay I regret having started this truly Islamic discussion in the first place and am loathe to contribute to it further but uh, wasn't it mentioned in the Tranch thread that Alpaca have like, penis bones or something and that's why there's a lot of alpaca screaming around mating season?

This is all a moot point so long as Alyssa has what SHOULD be the basic common sense not to fuck livestock, the problem is just whether or not she does. Keep her away from the 'pacas, Bonnie.
Humans are weird among mammals for not having penis bones. It's one of those things where the exclusive list is far easier to find than an inclusive list, as no one wants to list hundreds of thousands of not millions of species.
The only mammal species without [penis bones] are humans, horses, donkeys, rhinoceros, marsupials, rabbits, cetaceans - the marine family that includes whales and dolphins - elephants and hyenas.
Clit bones are also a thing.
This made me morbidly curious, so I did a quick search. Since a horse cock is already known to be lethal, at least up the ass (see Mr Hands discussion on multiple threads), a bull would be even more dangerous as apparently bull cock is even bigger. As for if vaginal is safer than anal on the extreme there's some debate at a cursory look. I don't want to look too deeply so early in the morning however.
Also... I did the research, and now I need brain bleach. A horse cock in the vagina is significantly more dangerous than the anus, as the tissues are less elastic without proper hormonal preparation, and the uterus is going to get in the way as the horse keeps going. So it'll likely get torn out of position and the cervix will be torn open as well. The hemorrhaging would be painful, and far far more likely, only amplified by her taking T. Don't fuck animals people, it's a bad time.
 
If someone sees an erect horse cock and their thoughts are "mmm I need that in me" and not "jesus fucking christ", then they get what they deserve.
If you've never seen a horse decide to let it down and have some fun in the middle of being groomed or bathed then count yourself lucky :( I've had a couple of adults get horrified when they come watch their kid ride. In my experience, the geldings do it more often than the stallions for some reason.

Also... I did the research, and now I need brain bleach. A horse cock in the vagina is significantly more dangerous than the anus, as the tissues are less elastic without proper hormonal preparation, and the uterus is going to get in the way as the horse keeps going. So it'll likely get torn out of position and the cervix will be torn open as well. The hemorrhaging would be painful, and far far more likely, only amplified by her taking T. Don't fuck animals people, it's a bad time.
The cervix and uterus being in the way makes sense to me, because the rectum is just one big stretchy tube. But wouldn't ripping of the rectum be even more lethal, or- never mind, I'm not thinking more about this (:_(
 
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