Anna o' Brien / Glitter + Lazers / GlitterandLazers - Fat, drunk, consoomer attention whore who would rather eat and drink herself to death than endure a single negative emotion

[Mishy2021]

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Total $1,080

Look 1 $110
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She complained about Torrid having only cold shoudlers, now she loves it since she is shilling this brand. And now she hates it.
Eloquii Cold Shoulder Striped Sweater Dress $110

Look 2 $100
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Because of her "itchy problem" she hates the turtle neck. She finds the dress confusing for some reason. Maybe its the 30 lbs of alcohol she added on last week,
Eloquii Deep V Sweater Dress $100

Look 3 $100
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She happilly informs she wears moisture wicking shorts underneath dresses and chafing cream when she wears bathing suits. The rutching she's talking about was supposedto cause the dress to be worn different.
Eloquii Ruched Bodice Midi Dress $100

Look 4 $345
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The jeans are straight leg...those are NOT wide leg jeans.... "Anything that makes me not have to wear a bra is my life goal."
Eloquii Oversized Faux Leather Blazer $170
Eloquii Faux Leather Bustier $75
Eloquii Viola Fit Distressed Straight Leg Jean $100

Look 5 $
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Lady Blossoms....
Eloquii Halter Neckline Printed Jumpsuit $110

Look 6 $175
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She made horse noises....Why....
Eloquii Carmel Faux Leather Short Sleeve Twist Top $85
Eloquii CarmelA-Line Faux Leather Midi Skirt $90

Look 7 $140
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Eloquii Satin Bishop Sleeve Wrap Dress $140

Her back in the jumpsuit and caramel faux leather is horrific.

 

[Gussielove]

That turtleneck dress is a fashion crime at any size, but it really highlights Anna’s lack of neck in a terrible way. But that halter top jump suit really takes the cake for being god awful. My jaw dropped at the pic of her from behind wearing that. Holy hell, the rolls!!!

ETA: the fact that two of us posted about the jumpsuit at the same time just goes to show how horrifying it is.

What turtleneck dress?

 

[Maggots on a Train v2]

What turtleneck dress?

I had to look for a minute. The green one is a turtleneck with a bust cutout. Every dress looks like the same potato sack on this woman.

 

[Phil Kessel]

If I understand correctly, London, like most of Europe (sorry, Britfags, you may have Brexited but you're still European to me), is really not friendly to even normal Burgerland fats, much less someone as enormous as Anna. She was much smaller then, but I bet she still would have struggled to get around the city or find an accessible flat.

Ain't no way she fits in the London Underground seats

 

[Gramlol]

I'm think that was the place she worked at when she moved to London. If so, I remember her saying that living in London was one of the worst experiences of her life, work was "just awful" and she hated London.

Hahaha brilliant. British culture is absolutely RUTHLESS to Anna's whole personality presentation: loud for no discernible reason, overly friendly to everyone (so it seems really inappropriate), trying to get people to like her 24/7.
She may as well have gone to Germany or Australia and would have been given the same reception (Aus is very British in cultural tastes but will also mock you to your face, in ways obnoxious people may not realise however).
Anna is from a cultural phenomenon of store greeters being A Thing, no wonder she thought she could win the hearts of Londoners too. Jane Austen would have made an amazing character of her (a mother in law, or a chapter depicting an overly chatty dressmaker (from whom the protagonist can flee before the next chapter begins)

 

[Gussielove]

I missed that completely. Thanks.

I had to look for a minute. The green one is a turtleneck with a bust cutout. Every dress looks like the same potato sack on this woman.

 

[8008135]

Anna's so fucking fat, she has an extra 2 asses to spare.

Spoiler: Shitposting

 

[Pippeyy]

Ain't no way she fits in the London Underground seats
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Those look larger than I remembered and fairly forgiving for most people. Even if she was under 300lbs when she worked there she still wouldn't fit due to her insane body proportions.

 

[Captain Syrup]

Ain't no way she fits in the London Underground seats

Just sit on the arm rest. Her crack could swallow one of those no problem.

 

[thejackal]

Today's Anna:

 

[Wonder dong]

Today's Anna:

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This cow LITERALLY hates to be inconvenienced. Whether it’s traffic, trying to park somewhere where it busy, or god forbid….having to wait in a line. Screams of cow was given everything and was never told no growing up. Yeah, much abuse Anna. She can’t handle it when reality doesn’t part the seas for her wherever she goes and there is no smooth easy path. And of course ALCOHOL soothes the savage beast. Grow up Anna. Or just, I dunno, stay home if places are busy.

 

[Catto Gatto]

Gee, who would have thought there’d be traffic and that parking might be an issue?

 

[thejackal]

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Gee, who would have thought there’d be traffic and that parking might be an issue?

I wonder if she's sized out of most ubers and is ashamed to call one now. Or maybe she is just that dumb to try and drive into downtown Austin during SXSW. It's hard to even BIKE in certain blocks it's so crowded right now. What a dum dum.

 

[rocknrollmartian]

I don't know anyone who likes bad traffic, but Anna makes it sound like it's a super-unique peeve. She is always so grating.

 

[blue gopher snakes]

I don't know anyone who likes bad traffic, but Anna makes it sound like it's a super-unique peeve. She is always so grating.

But do you hate it psychosomatically?

 

[T.J. O'Pootertoot]

This cow LITERALLY hates to be inconvenienced. Whether it’s traffic, trying to park somewhere where it busy, or god forbid….having to wait in a line. Screams of cow was given everything and was never told no growing up. Yeah, much abuse Anna. She can’t handle it when reality doesn’t part the seas for her wherever she goes and there is no smooth easy path. And of course ALCOHOL soothes the savage beast. Grow up Anna. Or just, I dunno, stay home if places are busy.

This is already shaping up to be some prime snark material. On a regular day, Austin is known as one of the cities with the worst traffic congestion in the whole country. If she's stupid enough to drive to the festival, she is either completely clueless or completely delusional and truly thinks that everyone is just going to make way for the Great Influencer Anna.

I hope she attempts to go full Cochella-style "editorial" with her festival wear!

 

[Gay Mouth]

 

[DuckSucker]

The “bougie“ area shes at is called The Domain, and it’s just a giant fucking outdoor mall with overpriced apartments and hotels. There are some higher end stores up there, but fucking everything is up there. It’s. A. Fucking. Mall. I assumed Anna lived there when I first started following the thread, since its the exact kind of place she’d enjoy, it’s bland, and all there is to do is spend money.

You can wear whatever the fuck you want in Austin, but Anna can only wear whatever she’s able to fit into, which is why she is wearing a Dolly Parton sweater. Not because she likes Dolly (or music at all), but because she has no options due to her size.

She doesnt live in Austin, she lives in Cedar Park. She lives about as far north as you can get from Austin while still putting "Austin" on your social media or whatever the fuck. She lives near Lakeline Mall, I think across 183 from it. The Domain isnt a terrible area, that neighborhood near it is pretty discreet (the Domain itself is trying to be bougie), it has a really nice greenbelt, the Balcones District Park, that Anna should be hiking, and its sort of considered north central since I think the metro area is now Austin-Round Rock, its at the end of Burnet, theres shit to do up there if you look (though its not gonna be like downtown dense with restaurants and skyline and bars and shit to do. You dont take dates there). Austin grew north of the river exclusively, south is still NIMBY land, I guess past Ben White.

Part of Annas misery is that Austin is a college town. Specifically so. Its very youth oriented, Ive heard people say its incredibly difficult to make friends if you arent young or college aged and attractive. She lives in a "we hate what Austin causes" suburb in a gated community with a very strict HOA.

I don't know anyone who likes bad traffic, but Anna makes it sound like it's a super-unique peeve. She is always so grating.

Its not the traffic, Austins parking is miserable normally, the spots are tiny and there arent a bunch. But if she could walk far she could do what other people do and park and hike or call an uber. I do feel like she was trying to actually park downtown.

 

[GenociderSyo]

She got a new bag that retails for $567, except its sold outand now is on poshmark and stuff for $1,475:

Anna posted a bit more as well (May be some overlap):

 

[Pussyworth]

I wonder if she's sized out of most ubers and is ashamed to call one now. Or maybe she is just that dumb to try and drive into downtown Austin during SXSW. It's hard to even BIKE in certain blocks it's so crowded right now. What a dum dum.

I doubt she's sized out of UberXL, though