Russian Invasion of Ukraine Megathread

[Sexual Chocolate]

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Very healthy discourse.

I've seen that leaked Kremlin memo, and it's worse than we thought, lads.

Not only do they have the receipts on Treasonous Tucker literally taking Putinbux to shamelessly monger for peace, it also confirms the existence of Piss Tape 2.0, where Donald Trump brags about masturbating to the George Floyd snuff video and confesses to inventing rape culture, transphobia and climate change.

It's over guys.

 

[Reddit Silver]

Russia drops white phosphorus bomb in Ukraine.

https://twitter.com/markito0171/status/1502758771155775498

 

[Protistology]

As far as war is concerned, the average American's brain might as well be rotting cabbage. Some things to keep in mind:

1. The last time there was a war of technological parity on the American homeland with a foreign adversary was 1812.
2. The last time there was a war of technological parity on the American homeland at all was 1865.
3. The last time Americans faced then-modern tanks was 1945.
4. The last time American troops faced serious artillery was 1953.
5. The last time American troops faced meaningful threats from the air was 1975
6. The USA has, to this day, never taken more deaths in a war than it did from 1861-1865.

The fact that basically every country we want to fuck with except Russia is completely unable to meaningfully strike us resulted in the dumbest military doctrine of all human history. During the 1990s, the USA adopted a philosophy that American missile strikes, special forces raids, and aircraft bombings are not, on their own, acts of war. They're "international police actions" that we can do because we're The Good Guys. This led to the US government, and Americans in general, being completely unable to see the 9/11 attacks as the latest escalation in a long war. Somewhere along the way, we also adopted the doctrine that arming, advising, and funding a revolution is also not an act of war against the country we do it to.

Americans, despite fighting endless wars, don't really know what war is, and we don't respect it. Because we don't respect it, we don't fear it.

True courage requires risk.

 

[just a banana]

We're not even close to the REAL shitstorm: When journalists in Kiev realise that completely surrounded and no way out means no way out for them too. When they're handed a rifle and told to shoot Russians or line up against a wall we might see some interesting opinions if they ever survive and come back.

Looks like they're trying to keep them out of Irpin at least now

 

[Drag-on Knight 91873]

yeah to america 'war' means 'professional soldiers going on adventures in faraway lands' and those adventures are expected to result in default victories due to overwhelming imbalances in technology and budget.
america hasn't fought an actual threatening war in 200 years unless you count the civil war it fought against itself. even in ww2 the closest the enemy ever got to america was pearl harbor - which is on fucking hawaii, almost 4000 kilometers away from mainland america.
because of all this, americans do not understand the actual danger or threat war represents. soldiers and veterans do understand it, but the population by and large does not.

And even soldiers don't quite get it either. Smarter ones do and that's why they're on Kiwi Farms. Dumber ones... join Reddit Battalions for karma points.

 

[Getting tard comed]

So, what the fuck is going on? I gave up on trying to follow the thread a while ago. Is Kiev under siege? This must be the worst documented war in human history.
Local news are talking about covid variants again, so I assume that means either things are winding down or Russia is winning.

Kiev is almost if not completely surrounded. The Russians have decided to treat the Uktainians like a separate people they are at war with instead of like "brother" having a spat which is what the Russians went in like and then the Ukrainians told them they were not Russians. A week into this Russia turned up the heat after underestimating the power of Western propaganda. So the war has gone up a notch. They still haven't used their up to date jets, air defense systems, or tanks, and it's still the "B" team on the ground executing everything. I don't even think they've used their previous generation of air defense systems yet.

Zelensky and the West wanted civilian casualties. They are getting them now and are going to get a lot more in the coming two weeks it takes for Ukraine to surrender and accept Russias demands.

 

[Super-Chevy454]

Take that video of 2h long with a pinch of salt from a Bitchuter named MrTruthBomb titled "Putin vs the Deep State" although it might have some interesting points here and there and it might be a little bit better than what's the MSM currently offer.

https://www.bitchute.com/video/VhmAW958NLMs/

 

[Nate Higgers]

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here are some pics of mostly foreign volunteers providing some help

>dude Red Bull lmao

Gotta go with the sugar free if you wanna be fully tactical. The sugar crash you get a couple hours after housing a can will fuck you over in the field.

 

[mr.moon1488]

We're not even close to the REAL shitstorm: When journalists in Kiev realise that completely surrounded and no way out means no way out for them too. When they're handed a rifle and told to shoot Russians or line up against a wall we might see some interesting opinions if they ever survive and come back.

God I hope this happens. If I get to witness a journocaust blasted all over this side of the internet, I will be able to live out the rest of my life as a happy man no matter how shit things get.

 

[Narcotics]

Hopefully no missiles accidentally hit Poland.
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i will shit and piss myself when i read "russian strike on poland/nato territory", but this one is technically still in ukraine, of course it will cause outrage because it's too damn close to poland, but russia has said that they'll also strike foreign supplies IN ukrainian territory to destroy them before they reach holol hands, no matter how close it is to nato territory, as long as it still inside ukranian borders.
Now pray no accidental hit in nato territory happens.
tin foil moment, but what if that's the next burger attempt at entering the conflict? stockpile your military aid damn near too close nato borders to increase the chance of accidental strike to nato territory?

 

[The Ultimate Ramotith]

Russia drops white phosphorus bomb in Ukraine.

https://twitter.com/markito0171/status/1502758771155775498

We went from S.T.A.L.K.E.R. to Spec Ops: the Line.

 

[Drag-on Knight 91873]

God I hope this happens. If I get to witness a journocaust blasted all over this side of the internet, I will be able to live out the rest of my life as a happy man no matter how shit things get.

It would be fitting if it's Ukrainians executing them for not participating.

 

[just a banana]

This would be kind of deja vous all over again

 

[Tom Nook's Gloryhole]

I can't wait to see how 'Brave' Zelensky is portrayed in the media when he inevitably calls for the final suicidal push with four men for every gun.

 

[Ecliptic]

The other weird thing is it's "Karsona" and not "Karlsona" as Russian does have an L instead of just using an R sound like Japanese does with something like "ra" being pronounced is "la".

Common for names to get mangled during transliteration, but this may be just a typo, it's spelled correctly afterwards:


Subtitled Tucker clips are pretty popular on slav boomerbook ever since the Summer of Love and Rittenhouse trial.

 

[mr.moon1488]

Common for names to get mangled during transliteration, but this may be just a typo, it's spelled correctly afterwards:
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Subtitled Tucker clips are pretty popular on slav boomerbook ever since the Summer of Love and Rittenhouse trial.

There were a lot of people in the Slavosphere following the Rittenhouse trial?

 

[Duke Nukem]

It would be fitting if it's Ukrainians executing them for not participating.

Honestly the Redditors make me want to cheer for Russia, but western propagandists getting greased by Ukrainian officers for cowardice makes me respect Ukies more.

I'm confused, who should I root for?

 

[6MillionCoofs]

Pay attention that most people in the west thinks that invasion of Iraq was mistake.

Only after several years of the Government screwing things up with no tangible benefits…and it coming out that they lied about the reason they got involved in the first place…and the Goverment having to admit they lied publicly.

Which took around a decade and a bit to happen.

Russia has yet to be proven to be lying about their reasons. Or screwed things up.

 

[TurdFondler]

Russia drops white phosphorus bomb in Ukraine.

https://twitter.com/markito0171/status/1502758771155775498

Only correct response to finding journos in a city tbh.

 

[Aidan]

Only after several years of the Government screwing things up with no tangible benefits…and it coming out that they lied about the reason they got involved in the first place…and the Goverment having to admit they lied publicly.

Russia has yet to be proven to be lying about their reasons. Or screwed things up.

The Russian justifications are also less tangible, aren't they?

• Denazification
• Liberation
• Biolabs

After enough bodies are piled up they can do a Mission Accomplished! moment and say no more Nazis in the Donbass or something, welcoming their new totally-independent neighbors.