Russian Invasion of Ukraine Megathread

[Prosphora]

I dont know if it has been mentioned before but Scott Kelly former Nasa astronaut has for the whole duration of this been screaming into the fuck airwaves in Russian against any Western Pro-Russia shit. Including the Tucc
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The Russians are calling him out on the hypocrisy

 

[mr.moon1488]

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Ukraine is using models for coomer bait and Russia is using anime girls. Slavs have taken the 2d vs 3d fight to new levels.

 

[Corpun]

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I'm dying

What a large chonker.

Here, we have some Redditor's insane ingenious plot to destroy Russia once and for all:

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https://www.reddit.com/r/changemyview/comments/t9ku87/cmv_its_time_for_the_world_split_up_russia_into/

https://www.reveddit.com/v/changemyview/comments/t9ku87/cmv_its_time_for_the_world_split_up_russia_into/

You can also watch a user called "Andalib_Odulate" spin his wheels trying to justify such an argument there.

Holy shit I never thought the Morgenthau plan could get more genocidal. This idiot does know most of Russia is inhospitable wasteland most of the year right? All of that land relies on gibs from the central government to stay afloat because of the large populations that grew there when the Soviets developed the Imperial era cities established right? not only are you genociding ethnic Russians, but genociding countless Turcic, Mongolian, and other ethnic groups as well. Does this retard really think those people are going to welcome daddy America to support them and the Chinese won't quickly establish their dominance over these resource rich areas?

 

[TurdFondler]

On a local plebbit I found these NPC programming instructions:


Here's the narrative, folx

 

[Smity Werbenjagermanjensen]

Pretty good graph I found based off the ISW maps which are fairly reliable. Really shows that Russia has became completely stuck on the cities and suburbs, and are now seemingly having issues going through the country side thanks to ambushes and lack of fuel. Until they manage to finally secure Mariupol it's unlikely the Russians make any major gains.

 

[Sexual Chocolate]

So Russia using Tucker clips means he is a Russian asset. Ah fuck it these niggers aren't known for common sense and critical thinking anyways, they're just looking for an excuse to hate him.

Lol, no.

They're looking for an excuse to cancel him. Not in the minor Twitter drama way. Cancel as in, no more Tucker Carlson on TV or social media, take away his audience and ability to make a living, maybe get a special prosecutor to process crimes the guy into jail or at the very least get the FBI and IRS harassing the guy and making his life unpleasant as a motivator to any other talking heads who might be thinking of questioning the regime and its talking points.

It's not as if Fox will defend him, they'd love to fire the guy and replace him with Ben Shapiro or some other donor-friendly pseudocon but he's currently their most popular host.

 

[Freezard]

I haven't kept up with this in some days because it's just tiring to see the media back and forth and larping and bullshit, so I just dip out whenever there's not a lot on the actual developing situation itself instead of clowns on the internet, but I have to say the diplomacy at play here by the United States government and its corporations (which frankly I hesitate to separate considering they form a two-part ouroboros) seems astoundingly sloppy and short sighted to me. From what I saw the war was a very unpopular decision in Russia itself, but the mood in general going overboard into an international FUCK RUSSIA as a whole all over the mass media changed things. I have a bad feeling that this is the sort of diplomatic disaster that's going to result in bad things ten years down the line or so.
I'm not going to simp for Putin or anybody because it's not like Russian glowies weren't supporting militias and seperatism ever since the Crimea shit, but considering that repeatedly over the course of decades the Russian administration has stated that a NATO affiliated Ukraine is unacceptable to their national security, I do have to ask if anybody even bothered trying or if they just assumed shit would magically get better if they ignored it long enough and kept doing exactly what they were doing. A complicated situation with mixed up historical regional politics and tension between an ethnic majority and minority, corrupt governments as far as the eye can see, and a potential to blow up into a large violent conflict? Surely this needs to have a delicate and expert diplomatic touch to try and ease tensions and come away with a tolerable state of affairs for each party?
Fuck it, let's just escalate. Uuuoooohh, I'm gonna ESCALAAAATE! Like come the fuck on. I'm admittedly about as familiar with this situation's broader history and the plays of each faction as I am with a vagina, so I'm always on the lookout for takes from either side, but from what I can see right now there's just an ass load of awful potential suffering that has literally no reason to happen but the powers that be are bum rushing for it either out of malice or sheer incompetence.

 

[Hell on Earth]

Pretty good graph I found based off the ISW maps which are fairly reliable. Really shows that Russia has became completely stuck on the cities and suburbs, and are now seemingly having issues going through the country side thanks to ambushes and lack of fuel. Until they manage to finally secure Mariupol it's unlikely the Russians make any major gains.
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Kherson was a major gain and a strategic defeat for the hol hols.

You should also check out the possible cauldrons in Donbass.

 

[Sexual Chocolate]

By the way..guess which organization owns a lot of big empty properties, is supposed to be charitable by nature, is super rich and their members dont have much to do...Catholic Church, they have done fuck all.

Absolute zero. Fat pedophiles in black dresses in Poland are keeping their churches locked and their money in their pockets.

I'm curious about that, because I thought most Ukies were Catholic and the Polacks were gonna help them

Was this just bullshit?

https://www.catholicnewsagency.com/news/250482/how-poland-s-catholics-are-helping-ukrainian-refugees

Parishes and Church institutions in the Central European country are opening their doors to a stream of refugees crossing the 332-mile border with Ukraine.

Poland’s Catholic bishops have asked priests to inform them of parish facilities that could serve as shelters for refugees or offer other forms of assistance.

Other Church organizations are preparing retreat houses and other buildings to house people fleeing the war.

 

[DumbDude42]

I love how it got deleted and people are still taking him to the cleaners. Redditors make me want Russia to win. That's how awful these people are.

>dude just bribe them to genocide themselves lmao

this is peak bugman materialism

I'm curious about that, because I thought most Ukies were Catholic and the Polacks were gonna help them

no, ukr is a mostly orthodox country

 

[Duke Nukem]

Ukraine is using models for coomer bait and Russia is using anime girls. Slavs have taken the 2d vs 3d fight to new levels.

At least you can coom inside a 3D girl.

On a local plebbit I found these NPC programming instructions:
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Here's the narrative, folx

1. Zelensky is an oligarch loving cunt and a puppet of the west. Also, NATO has been pushing further into RU's former sphere of influence at an alarming rate after promising not to.
2. Neo-Nazi ideas are fairly popular in Ukraine especially in the wake of historical events and rivalries between Germany and Russia. The Azov Battalion even indoctrinates children to use as cannon fodder.
3. I find it hilariously ironic that America and the west think it's okay to invade countries and bomb the shit out of people in multiple others, while criticizing another for what is basically a spat between oligarch butt puppets. Not to mention that the US has been backing Saudi Arabia in Yemen for years, where much worse things are being done and for much longer.

In short? Chaz knows exactly what to do with your little propaganda leaflet.

 

[RA-5C Vigilante]

Here, we have some Redditor's insane ingenious plot to destroy Russia once and for all:

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https://www.reddit.com/r/changemyview/comments/t9ku87/cmv_its_time_for_the_world_split_up_russia_into/

https://www.reveddit.com/v/changemyview/comments/t9ku87/cmv_its_time_for_the_world_split_up_russia_into/

You can also watch a user called "Andalib_Odulate" spin his wheels trying to justify such an argument there.

Someone give this guy a seat on the League of Nations, he's retarded and politically illiterate to fit in with them and their retarded 1920's-30's world view

 

[Inebriated Raccoon]

Lol, the US government is trying to bully China into submission

 

[Duke Nukem]

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>dude just bribe them to genocide themselves lmao

this is peak bugman materialism


no, ukr is a mostly orthodox country

Yeah I can't imagine they'd refuse to destroy their own language and culture if we tossed a couple of Funko pops their way. Maybe we'll send some of those Chinese cartoon figurines that have removable clothes with them, so they can masturbate themselves out of existence like in the rest of Asia.

 

[TurdFondler]

Lol, the US government is trying to bully China into submission

CHINA will face CONSEQUENCES

Lmao no way. Fucking try it, sleepy Joe. 3 weeks before every walmart super center is a barren wasteland and six months before everything starts to look nigger rigged like in Cuba

@Duke Nukem
Did you even read the pamphlet? Russia bad.

 

[The Last Boyscout]

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cmon China - do some of that Wolf Warrior diplomacy back at 'em lol.

 

[awoo]

I overheard at a coffee place a contractor security guy. He claimed to have done mercenary work in Russia and Africa (I think). He says the initial Russia invasion was botched but they didn't send their best soldiers, just worse ones as a test. He said once Ukrainian citizens touch the rifles handed out they're no longer citizens but soldiers. He also said he got an offer yesterday to do contractor work for $2500/day and at least 5000 contractors are sent over by the US. He says mercenaries are a lot more effective than Russian soldiers so the resulting fight will be a lot more Russians soldiers against others. So Putin's strategy will be long range strikes, but everything in war is deception.

Now I have no idea if any of this is true or bullshit. But it sounded believable

 

[Duke Nukem]

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Oh no, not the heckin comic book merchandise and star Wars action figures!

 

[MidUSA]

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CONSEQUENCES WILL NEVER BE THE SAME!!!

 

[Retink]

Edit: Lol, really interesting how the Redditor above just ignored the other half of that sentence.

That's how things always go, people criticize those they disagree with but when it comes to their side it's "different".