You Know What Grinds My Gears? - Things that personally piss you off

[Cow-Lovin' Fool]

Poor grammar pisses me off. 'There' refers to a place, 'their' is possessive. Likewise 'your' is possessive and 'you're' is the shortened form of 'you are'. If you can't learn The King's English then you're a banana-brained nignog and your opinion has a value equal to the shit I left in the toilet this morning.

This post is missing several key commas.

 

[Lucky Jim]

Louis Sachar, the children's author. Corruptor of the innocent, inventor of Antifa, Karl Marx for children.

I could say a lot about Louis Sachar but let's first look (shall we) at There's a Boy in the Girl's Bathroom. First of all the title is completely gratuitous, until you realize it's transgender propaganda. The title comes out of nowhere, he just thrusts it onto a bookcover and it slithers into the subconscious of generations of schoolchildren. Moreover the guidance counselor is constantly at odds with parents, and Sachar presents her as a brilliant visionary stifled by these know-nothing parents. She encourages a Catholic child to embrace Buddhism. She has an anti-Christian agenda. In addition to being anti-parent, the book is anti-cop; Bradley's father is a policeman, and is ignorant, an ineffectual, absent father, and an all around jerk; nobody could read about him and, based on this, come away with a positive view of fathers or law enforcement.

Wayside School is problematic as well. It operates under the cover of being zany and whimsical, but it operates. Louis the Yard Teacher is depicted as more benign and morally superior to the irrational, illogical teacher.

That is the thing at the crux of the manifesto of Louis Sachar; it's anti-parent BUT it's also anti-teacher; anti-populist but also anti-expert. Anti-everything in short. Just turn your kids into glib haters of humanity. The kids would be primed by Bathroom's guidance counselor to reject their parents, but they are also primed by Wayside to reject the educational system. And then would come a pied-pier figure (like Louis the Yard Teacher!) to subvert them.

Holes is more obviously anti-law-enforcement. "God will punish you" is the refrain of the bigoted, hypocritical caricature of small town Christians, in the character (I should say cardboard cutout) of Hattie Parker; we all know what Sachar is trying to do. Trout Walker is the top-hatted capitalist off any Bolshevik poster. Anti-Christian, anti-Capitalist; who pissed in Louis Sachar's cheerios? The man is seething with malevolence. The camp is obvious; it is an idiotic parody of the criminal justice system. Debt to society is meaningless, the digging of the damned holes. Moreover the Yelnats family, all of them chronic failures, are asserted to be geniuses who are just "misunderstood"; no notion of personal responsibility.

Marvin Redpost series is harder to see to the bottom of what Louis is trying to pull; it's a lot of meaningless talk. It's probably just a tract on entitlement; you can be unaccomplished, unproductive like Marvin, yet be told you're quirky and interesting (no evidence of that interest or quirkiness in the book, of course, Marvin is just blowing smoke and bullshitting, but he believes in himself so he's right and authority is wrong), and you'll get your parents' special house when they croak. The family is meaningless and bland, and the name Redpost is stupid, but it's imporant to THEM, dammit, important enough to paint the damn post on the picket fence red every New Year's; this is the pathology of entitlement. Marvin Redpost: Is He a Girl is obviously a tract to push gender dysphoria; turn your kids into damned freaks.

Never put a Louis Sachar book in a child's hands. You were looking at the consequences in America in 2020 of when that does happen. A nation of children who grew up reading about the Yelnats' family hairbrained schemes, now see REAL entrepreneurs as the enemy, and break their stores and loot. Because they see themselves as a nation of Stanely Yelnatses, all of them surrounded by idiotic parents and moronic teachers and bad-natured policemen. You're not teaching Johnny reading comprehension when you give him Louis Sachar, you're teaching him hatred and smallness and badness. The Great Reset started when Louis Sachar shook hands with a shady man in a smoke-filled room and got handed a publisher's contract; and it was finished when your kid put his grubby hands on one of his books filled with sewage and bile.

Word to the wise.

 

[Lowlife Adventures]

Illiterate amerifats who don't know the difference between "lay down" and "lie down", Also people who say 'different than'

 

[Freshly Baked Socks]

Literal Captain Autismos, who speak like a queen from england, and demand or expect everyone to communicate in their modality and tone. Miss me with that isht, homie.

 

[Tsukasa Kadoya]

Illiterate amerifats who don't know the difference between "lay down" and "lie down", Also people who say 'different than'

I'd disagree, but the public school system is fucking garbage. A lot of kids barely know how to read getting out of high school nowadays.

 

[Friendly Primarina]

Illiterate amerifats who don't know the difference between "lay down" and "lie down", Also people who say 'different than'

"on accident"

 

[Captain Syrup]

Thank you Gramma

Imma whup you with my belt til there's no butt left.

I'd disagree, but the public school system is fucking garbage.

Literally all the competent people are old They know all the important shit and haven’t made documentation to teach new people.

I believe it's by design. How do you go through k-12 and not learn what an interest rate is? Or how a bank works? Most people live their lives imprisoned by the financial system, you'd think basic financial literacy would be a key subject. Factor in the obesity problem and it's almost like we were set up to fail.

 

[Mesh Gear Fox]

How do you go through k-12 and not learn what an interest rate is? Or how a bank works?

I was lucky and had a teacher in high school (this was the 90s) who actually spent a couple weeks teaching us this stuff. It wasn't in the curriculum; he did it because he thought it was extremely important for us to understand finances. To this day, I am so grateful to him. It was one of the most informative things I learned in all my years of school.

 

[Milwaukee Macho Man]

I believe it's by design. How do you go through k-12 and not learn what an interest rate is? Or how a bank works? Most people live their lives imprisoned by the financial system, you'd think basic financial literacy would be a key subject. Factor in the obesity problem and it's almost like we were set up to fail.

That's terror. Terror built into the system.

 

[AnOminous]

Illiterate amerifats who don't know the difference between "lay down" and "lie down", Also people who say 'different than'

I'll hang you, I'll hung you, I'll lay you down and wrung you ain't no different than when I banged your mom and laid her down and banged her no different than I did it to your dad.

*the most modestest of all bows*

 

[The Last Stand]

I believe it's by design. How do you go through k-12 and not learn what an interest rate is? Or how a bank works? Most people live their lives imprisoned by the financial system, you'd think basic financial literacy would be a key subject. Factor in the obesity problem and it's almost like we were set up to fail.

If you knew what those were, how would you get ripped off?

 

[The Curmudgeon]

I hate it when longplays or walkthroughs have commentary. Naturally, I make sure to look for videos that explicitly have no commentary, but sometimes the people who make these videos can be sneaky about it. I don't want to hear some random assholes's commentary. I just want to watch the gameplay.

 

[Kiwi & Cow]

Literal Captain Autismos, who speak like a queen from england, and demand or expect everyone to communicate in their modality and tone. Miss me with that isht, homie.

To add onto that, I hate people who speak with a very condescending tone as if they were better than you and a high pitch as if they were girls, I know there's a genetic disease that cause your voice to be higher pitched than normal, but most of the people I'm talking about are doing it on purpose because they want to seem more feminine.

This suits trannies well because most troons speak with both the screeching high pitch and the condescending tone, Jonathan Yaniv for example.

Illiterate amerifats who don't know the difference between "lay down" and "lie down", Also people who say 'different than'

Retards who don't know the different between affect and effect are also quite the pain to think of.

 

[DoomsdayElite]

"Sus" being used as shorthand for suspicious.

 

[seri0us]

People sending me videos that I'll never watch. They're almost always not interesting and if I watched every video people sent me I'd do nothing but watch videos all day.

 

[Jason Wynn]

People constantly sending me TikTok garbage.

No, I don’t find your lowest common denominator brand of humor funny. No, I have no desire to listen to some zoomer faggot bitch about how their minimum wage job is akin to torture. Fuck off and go watch your brain rotting sewage by yourself

 

[IDanceonTrannyGraves]

Banks and the cunts that work in them.

 

[Welsh Catgirl Enjoyer]

People who don't try to help themselves when it comes to their mental health issues and are content with just sitting and whining to everyone without taking positive action.

My mental health is kinda fucked too thanks to life just throwing a bit too much shit my way. I know it sucks, it ain't easy and that it's difficult to handle. But I've put in the effort to actually try to fix myself quite a bit, got some meds, learned how to deal with excessive panic and worry, and almost never come across as outwardly depressed or anxious around others. It sucks struggling with mental health so I actually try to put in the leg work to find out how to fix it.

Idk man, just kinda pisses me off when I put in effort to try to better myself and do whatever I can, but I see people gladly wallowing in self-pity while lapping up all of the attention that comes from it.

 

[soft breathing]

People panic-buying & hoarding shit.

2 years ago it was toilet paper, now it's fucking sunflower oil.

You'd think they stop at just buying every bottle of sunflower oil they see? No, people are currently hoarding EVERY type of oil that's yellow, and they can get their hands on. Just how many bottles of oil does the average person need per year?

I'm just waiting for people to throw out the oil in 5ish years because it's gone rancid.

Edit: For anyone who cares, I just looked up the shelf life of unopened sunflower oil and it's about 2 years.

 

[Ruin]

People constantly sending me TikTok garbage.

No, I don’t find your lowest common denominator brand of humor funny. No, I have no desire to listen to some zoomer faggot bitch about how their minimum wage job is akin to torture. Fuck off and go watch your brain rotting sewage by yourself

Early 2000s lolsorandom wacky humor gets tons of hate but it was a hell of a lot better than whatever TikTok humor is supposed to be.