Plagued Consoomers / Consoomer Culture - Because if it has a recogniseable brand on it, I’d buy it!

There’s something about people who hoard video games that particularly annoys me. Personally I can’t stand owning a game that I’ll never play or a book I’ll never read; it’s the very definition of wastefulness.

Like I know for a fact the YouTuber’s that have shelves filled top to bottom with games have probably played less than 10% of them. These online personas feel so fake and gay yet they think by having tons of gamer crap in the background it somehow makes up for it.

The worst part of it all is that I’ve realized that personalities such as the AVGN who I used to really enjoy back in the day are partially responsible for this trend of having tons of crap in the background of their videos.
I'm guilty of the video game hoarding to a degree but they are all games I would actually play. I know people who buy games just for the sake of buying them. This one dude I know bought the Chicken Little movie game for OG Xbox. There's a 0% chance he'll actually sit down and play it. It's just there to fill out his xbox games shelf.
 
The popularization of Pi Day is a a billion times worse than Mario day, it's nothing but Pop Science bullshit that nobody gave a shit about until twitter rolled around so you could make a hashtag out of it.

However there is a special retardation about May the Fourth because it is nothing but astroturf created by Disney.
PopSci is such a plague on society.
 

Disney World struggling to fill 100-room, $5,000 'Star Wars' hotel

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Ed. Note - I'm putting the images outside the "article".
Guests who check the “start planning your voyage” page will nearly have their pick of dates through the second half of 2022. Almost every day in August, September, October, November and December is available. There are still “voyages” in June and July, too, including a number of weekends. According to the page, availability information was last updated Saturday at 11:16 a.m. Eastern Standard Time.

The immersive “Star Wars” experience opened March 1. For two adults, the starting price is about $5,000. For three adults and one child, it’s nearly $6,000. Guests must book a two-night stay, which includes admission to Hollywood Studios on the second day to visit the “Star Wars” land Galaxy’s Edge there.

Reviews have generally been positive, with some caveats. Most reviewers noted people who aren’t willing to let go of self-consciousness and engage fully in the storylines probably won’t find the experience worth it. The hotel is supposed to replicate a galactic cruise liner called the Halcyon, and lodgings are small and only have windows looking out onto a screen replicating outer space. Reviewers likened them to a “windowless bunker” and a “suburban junior high school built in the mid-1970s.” It also lacks the amenities usually expected in hotels at this price point, like a pool and spa.

Praise has been effusive for the character actors who populate the Starcruiser, however. Along with Rey, Kylo Ren and Chewbacca, guests meet a cast of cruise ship workers who encourage them to fight for the resistance and take on secret missions. Reviewers tend to agree that the astronomical cost is about paying for the experience, not the rooms themselves.

Guests looking to book the Galactic Starcruiser cannot do so online. They must call 407-939-1800.
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I like Star Wars but $5000 for a two day experience is outrageous no matter how immersive. Slight powerlevel but I'll use this as a reference. I flew cross country to Utah skied for three days, snowmobiled a day, and fucked around for a day. That was a little under $3k. You could even pretend you were on Hoth if you really wanted to.

I feel like these people are completely detached from reality. It's kind of sad that the only identity they have is a 45 year old scifi movie series and are unaware stuff exists beyond it. But then it's hard to feel bad for someone dropping $3k a day to swing a plastic lightsaber around.
 
I wonder how many people are trying to leave semi-positive reviews, or downplay how clearly cheap and underwhelming the experience is for the price, just so they can tell themselves when they go to sleep at night that they didn't waste $5000+ dollars.
 
I like Star Wars but $5000 for a two day experience is outrageous no matter how immersive. Slight powerlevel but I'll use this as a reference. I flew cross country to Utah skied for three days, snowmobiled a day, and fucked around for a day. That was a little under $3k. You could even pretend you were on Hoth if you really wanted to.

I feel like these people are completely detached from reality. It's kind of sad that the only identity they have is a 45 year old scifi movie series and are unaware stuff exists beyond it. But then it's hard to feel bad for someone dropping $3k a day to swing a plastic lightsaber around.
Meh. The worst part is it's with 200 randoms taking pictures everywhere and breaking immersion by not roleplaying. If it was 10 people and old school Star Wars, and I was rich, maybe.
 
If this truly was a LARP then why can't I side with the First Order and sell out everyone else? So much for player choice I guess.
That would take effort, something Disney hasn't liked to do in their parks for a while now.

Though I guess they're learning that even the biggest consoomers have some modicum of standard on this venture.
 
That would take effort, something Disney hasn't liked to do in their parks for a while now.

Though I guess they're learning that even the biggest consoomers have some modicum of standard on this venture.
I think that @Protistology hit the nail on the head honestly, if this was smaller groups and a dedicated role play service it would both make more sense and probably be good fun, still not six thousand dollars worth obviously, but probably fun to do a weekend Star Wars LARP where everyone actually role plays.
 
Cricut merchandising! A coonsoomer market angled towards bored wealthy housewives who have a little creativity and a lot of money. I worked at a shop that sold them and we sold one a year or so, because they’re like 1400 with all the Disney licensing that gets bundled in. It’s a really interesting tool but it’s most often used to literally just print Minnie Mouse on a grandkid’s sweater. Or make disgusting joke shirts weirdo wine aunts can wear I guess.
Oh, what a blast from the past!

I used to order heavily from the wholesale catalog of Provo Craft in the 90s and remember the day they pivoted towards the then burgeoning scrapbook market. I was so annoyed with the first Cricuit machines that were cartridge dependent when I could see the potential of being able to make your own designs on the computer. But with some wisdom, I mean yeah, their real market was housewives who are creative but not original. I should write a murder mystery novel based on how many squabbles I've observed and been suckered into over a couple of church fraus going at it over who had rights to make and sell the same Plaid-published easter bunny pattern at the spring craft show.

Anyway, bins and bins in Michaels dedicated to Cricuit carts and I boggled at who the hell would spend that kind of money to get a cart that made one lousy part of a pattern with very little flexibility. I hated the damn scrapbooking fad that was taking over everything, but around the same time China started making pretty good repros of hand crafts, which you now see sold at the damn craft stores themselves, so it was a good time for my family to get out of the business anyway.

I have been tempted to get the Brother version of the Cricuit just because now it looks like all of them come with some ability to upload vector images and this would be really great for a certain aspect of my job.
 
I like Star Wars but $5000 for a two day experience is outrageous no matter how immersive. Slight powerlevel but I'll use this as a reference. I flew cross country to Utah skied for three days, snowmobiled a day, and fucked around for a day. That was a little under $3k. You could even pretend you were on Hoth if you really wanted to.
If I were a kid and imagined what a $5,000 Star Wars experience would be like, I'd imagine shit like being on an actual movie set with people and aliens wearing actual costumes used in the movies bring you food, taking your towels, etc.

This looks like a generic dinner theater. Maybe a fun novelty experience if you're messed up in the head enough to like Disney Star Wars, but even charging $500 would be overpriced.
 
The popularization of Pi Day is a a billion times worse than Mario day, it's nothing but Pop Science bullshit that nobody gave a shit about until twitter rolled around so you could make a hashtag out of it.

However there is a special retardation about May the Fourth because it is nothing but astroturf created by Disney.
Nah man, the math teacher educational complex is responsible for the Pi Day psy op, this goes way back before Twitter even existed.

Look into it.
 
Nah man, the math teacher educational complex is responsible for the Pi Day psy op, this goes way back before Twitter even existed.

Look into it.
Pi day is barely celebrated by math teachers. I remember one teacher mentioning Pi day as a joke when I was in school. It's really only celebrated by psuedo-intellectuals who watch the Big Bang Theory. The really spirit of Pi day isn't about pie. It's about finding the circumference of circles and shit.
 
Nah man, the math teacher educational complex is responsible for the Pi Day psy op, this goes way back before Twitter even existed.

Look into it.
I am going to give the benefit of the doubt and say the Teachers that pushed Pi day. Were all Science teachers who actually cared and liked science.
 
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