DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

Where is DSP?

  • He is in Connecticut visiting family/funeral

    Votes: 213 47.9%
  • He and Khet are on a honeymoon style trip

    Votes: 12 2.7%
  • He has an issue (s) with the HOA requiring immediate fixes

    Votes: 27 6.1%
  • Comcast/ISP/Internet Issues

    Votes: 16 3.6%
  • He is taking a Kino Casino style break by not announcing when he comes back

    Votes: 30 6.7%
  • Phil and/or Khet Health Issue

    Votes: 48 10.8%
  • This is a social experiment from DSP

    Votes: 99 22.2%

  • Total voters
    445
  • Poll closed .
Staggering frankly the number of Farmers who are mad that he’s spoiled the entirety of Elden Ring for himself basically. Did you think this would somehow be the polar opposite from the typical DSP playthrough? Yes, it’s worth pointing out that he’s prepping himself (or just as likely being prepped by someone who is paying to do so) but some are rending their clothes during every stream like holy shit why do you care that much? Genuine rage is hard to come by consistently with him; it sucks but c’mon, it’s Phil, you should be used to this by now and there’s a whole pasture of other cows if he’s boring you.

The “Phil’s gonna get fucked by [boss/enemy/area x]” posts followed by “AAAARRRRGH WHAT A CHEATING FUCKRE” posts are getting tiresome. And retarded.
It's been 3 years since Sekiro, and it's been that long since it has been another situation like this. Of course it's going to sprout up again on how absurd the whole thing is.

10k+ Pages of the same old drab of shit that keeps happening in a loop, including posts like this as reminders to go touch grass. One would argue that thus gets old just as much as "Did you hear what Phil said?" as every other post that gets put here.

If you consider that genuine maddening for people, maybe consider how disappointed that he once again, could have had a great run through on what I consider one the best games in quite awhile, and for him to squander it this quickly. Sekiro took him until the Ape to just let it loose. This was just out of the gate.
 
It's been 3 years since Sekiro, and it's been that long since it has been another situation like this. Of course it's going to sprout up again on how absurd the whole thing is.

10k+ Pages of the same old drab of shit that keeps happening in a loop, including posts like this as reminders to go touch grass. One would argue that thus gets old just as much as "Did you hear what Phil said?" as every other post that gets put here.

If you consider that genuine maddening for people, maybe consider how disappointed that he once again, could have had a great run through on what I consider one the best games in quite awhile, and for him to squander it this quickly. Sekiro took him until the Ape to just let it loose. This was just out of the gate.
You're not wrong. If it's possible he's more boring and getting more money for it. Nice way to own us ree Rees
 
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Why is he so fucking weird when it comes to anything about a relationship between a man and a woman? He can spout out gay humor with reckless abandon but he has to quit out the whole dialogue event because the character was going to mention trouble with npc's wife? Huh?!? Is it because its hitting a little too close to home, Phil? Are you trying to keep a secret so people won't laugh at you?

Well guess what Phil, we wouldn't be surprised and we are already laughing at you. Seems a little weird to spend every day off watching her play a game you play often throughout the week, sleep in separate rooms, and seeing your "soulmate" wife in over 3 years.

Now i'm not insinuating she doesn't live there, but im certainly at the point of saying she's just a roommate. Only reason Phil hasn't had a meltdown like he did when Leanna left is because she's still there cleaning and cooking for him... unlike the previous girl who physically left and Phil couldn't make a meal in-between his 2 hour break to save his life.
 
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Why is he so fucking weird when it comes to anything about a relationship between a man and a woman? He can spout out gay humor with reckless abandon but he has to quit out the whole dialogue event because the character was going to mention trouble with npc's wife? Huh?!? Is it because its hitting a little too close to home, Phil? Are you trying to keep a secret so people won't laugh at you?

Well guess what Phil, we wouldn't be surprised and we are already laughing at you. Seems a little weird to spend every day off watching her play a game you play often throughout the week, sleep in separate rooms, and seeing your "soulmate" wife in over 3 years.

Now i'm not insinuating she doesn't live there, but im certainly at the point of saying she's just a roommate. Only reason Phil hasn't had a meltdown like he did when Leanna left because he had to clean up the house and make his own food for months... which was pretty much the only reason she was there in the first place besides "bragging" to a bunch of rando's over the internet about having a woman in the house.
Remember the debunk stream where Phil revealed that his entire relationship with Leanna was a lie? They were living together as roommates for years while he pretended they were engaged to be married and everything was fine.

Just imagine what will happen when Kat leaves and Phil comes clean and admits everything we already know.

Kat is his roommate.
They sleep in separate rooms.
The marriage was a scam to get money from Phil's parents.
Kat was only there for free rent and food.
 
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"I don't know what to say, I just saw a dragon"
*voice crack*
*nervous laugh*
*uuuuhh...*
*runs away*
He was so shook. I was never a 100% unironic believer in the marital problem theory but this pretty much confirms it. That was super uncomfortable.
 
I was looking into this recently and the Ask the King episode this appeared in was conspicuously missing.

Really makes you think.
He has, at some point, gone back and purged a few things that are significant problems to his narratives.
Not things that just make him look like a lying asshole, like wanting to slap an 11 year old girl, but stuff like this where it really calls his entire 'value' system and personal ethics into question.

It appears the only place you can find the stream with the slides featuring his chair sponsorship, him shilling the chairs, and him banning people for questioning the quality of his sponsor is on detractor channels... because Phil went back at some point and purged that prestream video from his channel. All the ones around it are intact, so it was a calculated removal.

It's funny because these handful of missing videos do indicate that some part of him understands what he really is and knows he needs to hide it.
 
He has, at some point, gone back and purged a few things that are significant problems to his narratives.
Not things that just make him look like a lying asshole, like wanting to slap an 11 year old girl, but stuff like this where it really calls his entire 'value' system and personal ethics into question.

It appears the only place you can find the stream with the slides featuring his chair sponsorship, him shilling the chairs, and him banning people for questioning the quality of his sponsor is on detractor channels... because Phil went back at some point and purged that prestream video from his channel. All the ones around it are intact, so it was a calculated removal.

It's funny because these handful of missing videos do indicate that some part of him understands what he really is and knows he needs to hide it.
The realist mofo on the internet deletes his past like a true Chad. What a puss
 
Staggering frankly the number of Farmers who are mad that he’s spoiled the entirety of Elden Ring for himself basically. Did you think this would somehow be the polar opposite from the typical DSP playthrough? Yes, it’s worth pointing out that he’s prepping himself (or just as likely being prepped by someone who is paying to do so) but some are rending their clothes during every stream like holy shit why do you care that much? Genuine rage is hard to come by consistently with him; it sucks but c’mon, it’s Phil, you should be used to this by now and there’s a whole pasture of other cows if he’s boring you.

The “Phil’s gonna get fucked by [boss/enemy/area x]” posts followed by “AAAARRRRGH WHAT A CHEATING FUCKRE” posts are getting tiresome. And retarded.
Same thing happened with Sifu. People think hes less competent than he is.
 
My favorite part of the Elden Ring Cheesing vs Street Fighter KoF Fighter Games cope.

Phil has not 1 but 2 arcade style cabinet joystick/fightpads that he uses to exploit the mechanics of modern fighting games.
Him describing the prahblem with Street Fighter V is exactly his playstyle of Deejay in ST, I think someone pointed that out a few pages ago. I also love him complaining about babymode combos, then complaining a huge khambo that burns meter is unfair because it takes 60% health off one of his three characters.

I like watching Phil's matches and wish he would play more fighting games other than ST because they are very educational. I'm a fighting game superscrub eternal bronze and I notice that Phil almost exclusively relies on the same tactics I do like cheap sweeps and grabs. When I focus on the guy fighting Phil I learn what can be punished and which moves I'm telegraphing. When I focus on Phil I can see how I look mashing out my panic heavies.
 
Amazing how a person can be smart about keeping a toxic grip on his audience of tards, yet stupid about almost everything else. I always thought Phil was a terrible liar and this is just another example in a long list.

Say your momwaif horseperson is angry with you. Maybe it's that time of the month, maybe her schizophrenia is acting up or maybe she's just generally getting sick of your bullshit. Why would you ever think it's a good idea to act like this on stream? Are you not aware that you are on camera? Can you not separate your irl struggles from a video game storyline? What the hell is wrong with you, DSP?
 
he's so fucking mad about that death counter hahahaha
Even for such a small thing, Pigroach could get easily mad over something similar to the death counter he's furious on. The pig will refuse to have any death counts, even if it's the smallest count or not.
 
Even for such a small thing, Pigroach could get easily mad over something similar to the death counter he's furious on. The pig will refuse to have any death counts, even if it's the smallest count or not.
Imagine if someone in his chat had a death counter when he plays super turbo lol. His ego couldn't stand that bullet
 
My favorite part of the Elden Ring Cheesing vs Street Fighter KoF Fighter Games cope.

Phil has not 1 but 2 arcade style cabinet joystick/fightpads that he uses to exploit the mechanics of modern fighting games.
The two games shows what truly brings the salt out of him. With single player games, there's always ways to "cheese" them and the ai always have weak areas and lack the ability to adapt to those strategies. That's elden ring, where guides can tell you the best weapons to get and boss patterns so he's always at an advantage. All he needs is to be patient enough for his guide to work.

With KOF (and other fighting games), when playing online, all those advantages he can get disappear. Real people learn and adapt to your game plan, the most you can know going in is a character's win conditions but you can't rely on a guide to get you through. You can have a character with an advantageous matchup but that's as far as you can stack the deck.

Combine it with his inflated ego over the genre and it's why he gets incredibly salty. He believes that his "fundamentals" (from when he played sf2 over a decade ago) are more than enough to make him one of the best players so when he loses to "scrubs" he gets insanely defensive.

The only thing that provokes a similar reaction out of him are racing games (and mainly ones that don't let him rewind his fuck ups) largely due to how much of it relies on in the moment decisions over preparation and knowing strategies. That and being blind means he can't see when he's driving into a wall.
Him describing the prahblem with Street Fighter V is exactly his playstyle of Deejay in ST, I think someone pointed that out a few pages ago. I also love him complaining about babymode combos, then complaining a huge khambo that burns meter is unfair because it takes 60% health off one of his three characters.

I like watching Phil's matches and wish he would play more fighting games other than ST because they are very educational. I'm a fighting game superscrub eternal bronze and I notice that Phil almost exclusively relies on the same tactics I do like cheap sweeps and grabs. When I focus on the guy fighting Phil I learn what can be punished and which moves I'm telegraphing. When I focus on Phil I can see how I look mashing out my panic heavies.
He also behaves like he has an extreme phobia of experimentation. He's always trying for the exact same combos and moves every time. Also his complaints about auto combos make zero sense. If they are as easy and powerful as he claims, why not use them? Instead he tries to brute force the same move, no matter how unsafe they are.
 
The two games shows what truly brings the salt out of him. With single player games, there's always ways to "cheese" them and the ai always have weak areas and lack the ability to adapt to those strategies. That's elden ring, where guides can tell you the best weapons to get and boss patterns so he's always at an advantage. All he needs is to be patient enough for his guide to work.

With KOF (and other fighting games), when playing online, all those advantages he can get disappear. Real people learn and adapt to your game plan, the most you can know going in is a character's win conditions but you can't rely on a guide to get you through. You can have a character with an advantageous matchup but that's as far as you can stack the deck.

Combine it with his inflated ego over the genre and it's why he gets incredibly salty. He believes that his "fundamentals" (from when he played sf2 over a decade ago) are more than enough to make him one of the best players so when he loses to "scrubs" he gets insanely defensive.

The only thing that provokes a similar reaction out of him are racing games (and mainly ones that don't let him rewind his fuck ups) largely due to how much of it relies on in the moment decisions over preparation and knowing strategies. That and being blind means he can't see when he's driving into a wall.

He also behaves like he has an extreme phobia of experimentation. He's always trying for the exact same combos and moves every time. Also his complaints about auto combos make zero sense. If they are as easy and powerful as he claims, why not use them? Instead he tries to brute force the same move, no matter how unsafe they are.
I'm pretty sure it's getting near the two decade mark? Anyone know?

I hope you keep sticking to the bottom of youtubes foot, keep going phill don't change, don't worry about your health, keep spending every extra spare cent you have on champions and keep pushing every support structure in your life away,

Imagine not even having one fucking friend and he doesn't even have online friends it's just heavily vetted fans (dumb cunts)
I'm a asocial person but I even have fucking friends I can see and talk to, I can't imagine that shit

Does he realise humans are social creatures?

Watching some detractor video and phill was taking the piss out of bad bunny for her member rant, phill buddy kid you are like her but worse fat faggot.
Don't get me wrong she's a cunt but so are you.
 
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He also behaves like he has an extreme phobia of experimentation. He's always trying for the exact same combos and moves every time. Also his complaints about auto combos make zero sense. If they are as easy and powerful as he claims, why not use them? Instead he tries to brute force the same move, no matter how unsafe they are.
He will straight up say "you're not playing X character right" if he gets rekt by X character.
 
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