Russian Invasion of Ukraine Megathread

[Fougaro]

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This video has now fully convinced me beyond any reasonable doubt that the Foreign Legion of Ukraine is a practical joke on behalf of the glowies to bait retards into removing themselves from the gene pool.

 

[DumbDude42]

So basically, unless someone is shipping Ukraine a shit load of 5.45 ammo, it's possible Ukraine's might be outta ammo soon if it isn't already.

ukraine is getting truckloads of manpads and atgms from the west because that stuff is difficult and expensive and time consuming to produce, but small arms ammo is relatively simple to make. i'm somewhat confident that ukraine has the capacity to make enough ammo for its ak47s to not run out.

 

[Wy4M]

I need a horrifying rating. You can hear you can hear how wet and sticky his mouth is. I didn't sign up to listen to some Slav AMSR

I had to rewatch this part a few times in order to make sure they really said that:



I'm surprized they didn't come up with these things:

 

[Starscreams Cape]

I have no idea what kind of neo nazi problems face Russia so I have no idea and I wasn't commenting on that at all.

They have no Neo-Nazi problem, just like Antifa. But they desperately need a villain that simple people understand are bad in order to commit their dirty deeds.

Kind of ironic that the "based" Putin and Antifa have a little bit in common.

 

[Meat Target]

Those niggas using Zelda money.

I remember a pajeet anon on 4chan once said he was confused by the term "vidya" when he first encountered it, since Vidya is also the name of a Hindu deity.

 

[FamicomGorby]

ukraine is getting truckloads of manpads and atgms from the west because that stuff is difficult and expensive and time consuming to produce, but small arms ammo is relatively simple to make. i'm somewhat confident that ukraine has the capacity to make enough ammo for its ak47s to not run out.

Ukraine does make 5.45 and 7.62, but the problem is I'm pretty sure their power grid is fucked. Doesn't matter if you have a factory if you can't run it.

 

[Milwaukee Macho Man]

But they desperately need a villain that simple people understand are bad in order to commit their dirty deeds.

But Ukraine does have Nazis

 

[Varg Did Nothing Wrong]

Kind of ironic that the "based" Putin and Antifa have a little bit in common.

Kind of ironic, huh? *looks at camera smugly*

 

[Dracula's Spirit Animal]

I feel like there's a leap in logic between "Smacking on ass" and "Stuffing foreign object in anus".

I see you're intimately acquainted with girldick.

 

[No Batty Boys in Jamaica]

Yeah, you're right. Dunno anymore where I got it from so for now I classify it as bullshit.

Here is another article. It clearly says:
“Only highly experienced candidates who possess at least 5+ years of military experience in this region of Europe will be considered for this role — no exceptions.”
But most people only read the title so they expect that everybody who signs up will receive that. (Edit - it's probably misleading to attract more people)View attachment 3072204

https://www.standard.co.uk/news/world/ukraine-foreign-soldiers-russia-foreign-legion-fight-b986175.html

https://archive.ph/gjAJQ

Here is the official Join the International Legion of Ukraine-video. Onle 46 secs, you have to see it!
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They got TheNewStoryTeller to narrate their recruiting ad.

 

[Tom Nook's Gloryhole]

but small arms ammo is relatively simple to make.

It's a lot trickier than that though, for effective ammo you'd need to start up an ammo line (which would be filled to the brim with explosive material and a prime target for getting vacuum bombed) meanwhile handmade bullets made to the extent you'd need them for would result in all sorts of defects and impurities making each bullet a fucking russian roulette deal over whether you're going to get a jam right when Ivan is right there ready to turn your internal organs into pink paste. If they had more time they could have been working on this for weeks and slowly building up a solid stockpile but there's the risk that when it comes down to it, they'll be forcing journalists, kids, cowards and women to make rounds with zero experience.

Basically it's a major shitstorm if it comes to that and Ukranian troops with volotile equipment vs Russians who have slowly been fed more and more quality supplies is the recipe for a bloodbath.

 

[Meat Target]

It's a lot trickier than that though, for effective ammo you'd need to start up an ammo line (which would be filled to the brim with explosive material and a prime target for getting vacuum bombed) meanwhile handmade bullets made to the extent you'd need them for would result in all sorts of defects and impurities making each bullet a fucking russian roulette deal over whether you're going to get a jam right when Ivan is right there ready to turn your internal organs into pink paste. If they had more time they could have been working on this for weeks and slowly building up a solid stockpile but there's the risk that when it comes down to it, they'll be forcing journalists, kids, cowards and women to make rounds with zero experience.

Basically it's a major shitstorm if it comes to that and Ukranian troops with volotile equipment vs Russians who have slowly been fed more and more quality supplies is the recipe for a bloodbath.

>Redditors discover reloading, invent the Kalashnade.

 

[Atomic Ant]

If they're actually doing this for $230 a month then it's even fucking funnier

I really thought mercenaries in a hot war would cost more than 1 Gator apiece but I guess that shows what I know.

 

[pylosurf]

As a result of a clash near Kiev, soldiers of the Russian special forces unit eliminated two senior officers of the Main Intelligence Directorate (SBU) of the Ukrainian Defense Ministry.
Colonel Akhmedov Oleg
Colonel Sokol Dmitry
With them, intelligence officers had American C4 explosives, fuses, a map of the area with marked life support facilities for settlements.

Spoiler: NSFW dead

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Interesting opsec leak.

 

[ForTheHoard]

ammo resupply is the one thing i could see china helping them out with pretty easily

Since Biden cut off Russian ammo sales to US citizens, I guarantee you there's a few million more rounds of 7.62 laying around than they would normally have.

 

[BelUwUga]

that sounds nasty
if the nogs decide to jump him there, he either gets mauled to death or he fights back and gets dragged through the courts afterwards. makes sense the pay is so high.

He had Dindu coverage via insurance. It sounded like easy work if a little boring.

 

[Hell on Earth]

This video has now fully convinced me beyond any reasonable doubt that the Foreign Legion of Ukraine is a practical joke on behalf of the glowies to bait retards into removing themselves from the gene pool.

They're also dropping like flies if reports are to be believed.

Being cut down by a BMP auto-cannon, getting blown to kingdom come by Russian missiles or planes, not having 24/7 air support and being sent to the front with shitty equipment is not what they expected when they signed up.

These foreign volunteers thought this would be like a movie or something and that they would get their own Netflix adaptation with Idris Elba as Zelensky.

Real life is not a Rambo movie, apparently

 

[MrJokerRager]

Everyone say "Thank you based Putin!"

Jack Poso is dunking on redditors now.








And it's the beginning of the end for the nazis in Ukraine.

Can't wait for the gas gas gas meme video.

 

[A_Callow_Youth]

Isn’t that literally a plot point in Red Dawn?

Yes, though I wouldn't count it against the veracity of the idea the Russians are actually doing it. If you want to disarm a populace, knowing who has guns in the first place is a good start. I'm actually surprised that this is the first we're hearing of it.

 

[Meat Target]

Since Biden cut off Russian ammo sales to US citizens, I guarantee you there's a few million extra rounds of 7.62 laying around than they would normally have.

The Tula Cartridge Plant probably gets far more income from the Russian Military than they do Texas Bubbas.