Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[Koby_Fish]

With Bob being a simpleton and saying "YOU SHOULDN'T CRITICIZE X BECAUSE IT'S FOR CHILDREN!" then shouldn't that be admission that he's a giant manchild given part of his identity revolves around well this

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Like it's not wrong to like stuff meant for younger audiences but if you are using the "X IS FOR CHILDREN SO IT DOESN'T MATTER" argument then you better not watch the stuff you claim is for that audience, otherwise you're a hypocrite.

I think at least 90% of Bob's "IT DOESN'T MAKE SENSE" reasoning is based in his fedora-tipping Atheism.

 

[NickDigger]

Don't care if it's been posted, I genuinely died.

It's the thumb that makes it.

 

[Arthur Morgan]

I think at least 90% of Bob's "IT DOESN'T MAKE SENSE" reasoning is based in his fedora-tipping Atheism.

And his inability to understand basic concepts.

 

[JayHarrison]

Don't care if it's been posted, I genuinely died.
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It's the thumb that makes it.

This post right here is, in my opinion, the exact moment that confrimed Moviebob is a virulent racist:

There is no form of acceptable racism, Bob. You should know that, being the great Thinker™ that you are... as well as how frequently you consider white people to be obsolete...

 

[Quixotic Man]

Don't care if it's been posted, I genuinely died.
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It's the thumb that makes it.

To be fair to Bob, Boston is the only place I have ever been called a "nigger" angrily. I am so white I burn in partial shade.

 

[Godzilla@1989]

I came across this and I quickly remembered Katy Perry had the exact same trauma Bob had when Clinton lost to Trump.

Both Bob and Perry shilled really hard for Clinton and to see her lose was emotionally damaging to them. Unlike Bob, whose ‘career’ was already in the toilet, Perry had already had her career declining and Clinton’s loss only amplified it.

 

[Laughingjoke2]

With Bob being a simpleton and saying "YOU SHOULDN'T CRITICIZE X BECAUSE IT'S FOR CHILDREN!" then shouldn't that be admission that he's a giant manchild given part of his identity revolves around well this

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Like it's not wrong to like stuff meant for younger audiences but if you are using the "X IS FOR CHILDREN SO IT DOESN'T MATTER" argument then you better not watch the stuff you claim is for that audience, otherwise you're a hypocrite.

I know it's cliched, but those pics really call for a mocking of

"Hey fella save some pussy for the rest of us"

 

[AirdropShitposts]

MovieBob: "Don't criticize it, it's for children!"

Also MovieBob:

 

[Doctor of Autism]

MovieBob: "Don't criticize it, it's for children!"

Also MovieBob:
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It's perfectly fine to criticize something that's not for you, just as long as you don't act like a massive sperg about it.

Unfortunately for Bob, he is a massive fucking sperg who whined and cried about the Sonic the Hedgehog movie because people he doesn't like enjoyed it and it reminded him of the great console wars which were Vietnam to him.

 

[The tired cat]

It's perfectly fine to criticize something that's not for you, just as long as you don't act like a massive sperg about it.

Unfortunately for Bob, he is a massive fucking sperg who whined and cried about the Sonic the Hedgehog movie because people he doesn't like enjoyed it and it reminded him of the great console wars which were Vietnam to him.

Now that the final trailer for the 2nd movie dropped. Fat ass is gonna sneer and seethe even harder than before.

 

[Ralph Barnhardt]

This post right here is, in my opinion, the exact moment that confrimed Moviebob is a virulent racist:
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There is no form of acceptable racism, Bob. You should know that, being the great Thinker™ that you are... as well as how frequently you consider white people to be obsolete...

For posterity and easy access in the event Boston burns or lesser brother gets car jacked.

https://archive.ph/s9P2o

key words: racism against whites is funny

 

[Troonologist PhD]

For posterity and easy access in the event Boston burns or lesser brother gets car jacked.

https://archive.ph/s9P2o

key words: racism against whites is funny

The image of Blobbert swinging from a tree is funny to me. Partly because FAT.

 

[Ralph Barnhardt]

The image of Blobbert swinging from a tree is funny to me. Partly because FAT.

The idea of finding a tree that can support lynching him is so ludicrous that it turns into comic absurdism. Imagine a bunch of black commies led by Peter Coffin repeatedly trying hang the Lord of Lynn and each structure crumbles under his weight to the point that they overthrow the government because they destroy every federal building just trying to execute Bob.

 

[EnemyStand]

The idea of finding a tree that can support lynching him is so ludicrous that it turns into comic absurdism. Imagine a bunch of black commies led by Peter Coffin repeatedly trying hang the Lord of Lynn and each structure crumbles under his weight to the point that they overthrow the government because they destroy every federal building just trying to execute Bob.

I'd be good with that, actually.

 

[Mola Ram]

The image of Blobbert swinging from a tree is funny to me. Partly because FAT.

Strange fruit, indeed.

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

Now that the final trailer for the 2nd movie dropped. Fat ass is gonna sneer and seethe even harder than before.

I'm not the target audience for the Sonic movie. But I'm going to watch it anyway, just so the Diabetic Dictator will cope and seethe.

 

[Positron]

 

[Imposteroak]

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Shit like this is why I left my beer hipster phase behind and became an upstanding regular alcoholic.

 

[SteelPlatedHeart]

It's perfectly fine to criticize something that's not for you, just as long as you don't act like a massive sperg about it.

Unfortunately for Bob, he is a massive fucking sperg who whined and cried about the Sonic the Hedgehog movie because people he doesn't like enjoyed it and it reminded him of the great console wars which were Vietnam to him.

Didn’t he make like 4 separate Escapist videos around the time the movie came out completely shitting on Sonic as a franchise/character/movie/ect?

Dude was super pissed it was received well.

 

[Godzilla@1989]

Didn’t he make like 4 separate Escapist videos around the time the movie came out completely shitting on Sonic as a franchise/character/movie/ect?

Dude was super pissed it was received well.

He’s more pissed on the fact that the studio fix the design on Sonic rather than the quality of the movie itself.