Re: the hairdresser thing. All I can say about that is never in a million years would a fragment of the thought of doing anything remotely like that enter my mind. Not even a case of "I would think about it but say no," I wouldn't ever think about it. My mind and personality are just not conducive to those sorts of ideas ever entering my brain. That's just fucking wild, man. Obviously, any moral hand-wringing from kiwis is not gonna stop the onaforums gang so I'll spare them, other posters have communicated reactions to this that are close enough to my own that I don't need to repeat any sentiments (and you can guess how I feel about it given my reaction). But man, holy shit. That's just wild.
I will say that from a personal perspective I preferred the Lizard King.