Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

Re: the hairdresser thing. All I can say about that is never in a million years would a fragment of the thought of doing anything remotely like that enter my mind. Not even a case of "I would think about it but say no," I wouldn't ever think about it. My mind and personality are just not conducive to those sorts of ideas ever entering my brain. That's just fucking wild, man. Obviously, any moral hand-wringing from kiwis is not gonna stop the onaforums gang so I'll spare them, other posters have communicated reactions to this that are close enough to my own that I don't need to repeat any sentiments (and you can guess how I feel about it given my reaction). But man, holy shit. That's just wild.

I will say that from a personal perspective I preferred the Lizard King.
 
Re: the hairdresser thing. All I can say about that is never in a million years would a fragment of the thought of doing anything remotely like that enter my mind. Not even a case of "I would think about it but say no," I wouldn't ever think about it. My mind and personality are just not conducive to those sorts of ideas ever entering my brain. That's just fucking wild, man. Obviously, any moral hand-wringing from kiwis is not gonna stop the onaforums gang so I'll spare them, other posters have communicated reactions to this that are close enough to my own that I don't need to repeat any sentiments (and you can guess how I feel about it given my reaction). But man, holy shit. That's just wild.

I will say that from a personal perspective I preferred the Lizard King.
Yeah, I get what you mean, dude. It's totally okay to observe the fucking-with of a self-titled public figure and add to 391 pages of his thread. What's not okay is to actively fuck with someone who offers up private information.

Keep in mind, this porcine human being has advocated for violence against women who wear hats he disapproves of. He belongs to an organization that protects pedophiles.

How's that moral relativism working out?

How does your pepperoni taste?

Child?
 
Im sure an attractive young hairdresser knows how to deal with rejecting the advances of fat downsy lesbian looking manchildren without suffering ptsd.
She knows he's been taking "obvious-to-everyone-but-patrick-thinks-he's-smart" creeper shots of her everytime he has a haircut.

If anything it probably changed her opinion from 'creeper but could be a harmless downy' to 'yeah he's a creeper.' and the cost of haircuts has gone up $20

I have heard she is a very nice lady and even though he is now her ex, tony robbins thundercock engineer boyfriend may soon be texting or tweeting Fat his disapproval of the predatory antics.
 
Fatrick simps for trannies, online doms, costhots and e-girl streamers online despite his second, better wife. He probably slides into the DMs of every female and female (w/ penis) that won't block him like a greased meatloaf chucked down a hallway.
Bet he made comments to his hairdresser before hence her thinking the weird text really are FatPat.
He simps for John Walker every chance he gets on Twitter despite her never responding to him
 
i really have no idea what fatricks intentions were with his post, but I don’t think I’ve ever gotten a haircut and had the desire to take a picture with the hairdresser. If I was going to seriously recommend them to someone it wouldn’t be over an instagram post where probably a ton of people who don’t even live in the area will see it.

The whole thing comes across like a fat middle age dude who takes a pic of him and his bartender because she was “totally into him”

She probably thought he was gay anyway
 
i really have no idea what fatricks intentions were with his post, but I don’t think I’ve ever gotten a haircut and had the desire to take a picture with the hairdresser. If I was going to seriously recommend them to someone it wouldn’t be over an instagram post where probably a ton of people who don’t even live in the area will see it.

The whole thing comes across like a fat middle age dude who takes a pic of him and his bartender because she was “totally into him”

She probably thought he was gay anyway
She gave him the comfort dog to sit in his lap. That's usually what they do to calm down retards.
 
That's pretty light treatment from the Pests. You guys need to stop moralizing the behavior of an autistic force of nature. Also it's funny
That poor woman had to endure at least a dozen awkward texts you callous jerk!

Ween police are the "Karens" of KF. The whole no-contact thing is just for Null and KF to be legally and otherwise protected. It exposes you to personal risk of varying levels depending on who you're contacting or harassing and how, but that's your own business. Frankly I think the aversion is gay and anti fun. I thought the lizard king texts were hilarious, I wouldn't do it myself though because I don't want to end up in a lawsuit.
 
Jack Posobiec retweeted Fatrcik's balloon retardation plus his big fat stupid face for his 1.6M followers to see
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I love the humor of attaching his picture with no comment about it, because to everyone except Pat it's perfectly clear why it's funny.
 
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Jesus fucking christ, would you guys tell Fat to calm the fuck down with his retardation? I took a break from kiwi just for like a week or so and I'm nearly 30 pages behind. Fuck. The faggotry with him is unreal. Someone send his fat ass to the Frontline of the war so we can watch him get blastercated by a tank.
 
Fatrick should have known better than to expose his hairdresser to the pests like that. It’s just further proof of his retardation and inability to resist pretending he has friends.

Sarah Hans is cruising for termination from her job. Would you want her influencing the still-forming mind of your innocent child? I hope the pests go after her next. Maybe she and Dax Herrera’s camwhore teacher girlfriend Marie Valenzuela can start a school of degeneracy together.
 
lol at kiwifarms demanding only ethically sourced harassment.
Jack Posobiec retweeted Fatrcik's balloon retardation plus his big fat stupid face for his 1.6M followers to see
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I love the humor of attaching his picture with no comment about it, because to everyone except Pat it's perfectly clear why it's funny.
pat is moving up in the world. I have seen his takes in 2 other threads unrelated to him as a lolcow.
 
lol at kiwifarms demanding only ethically sourced harassment.

pat is moving up in the world. I have seen his takes in 2 other threads unrelated to him as a lolcow.
I feel like the hairdresser move would have been universally cheered on if it was DSP or Ethan Ralph's hairdresser and if people from literary criticism weren't coming here and putting stickers on our posts

In any event, she is objectively better off having left Milwaukee unless her life's goal was to get in a threeway with Mike Stoklasa and Rich Evans
 
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