DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

Where is DSP?

  • He is in Connecticut visiting family/funeral

    Votes: 213 47.9%
  • He and Khet are on a honeymoon style trip

    Votes: 12 2.7%
  • He has an issue (s) with the HOA requiring immediate fixes

    Votes: 27 6.1%
  • Comcast/ISP/Internet Issues

    Votes: 16 3.6%
  • He is taking a Kino Casino style break by not announcing when he comes back

    Votes: 30 6.7%
  • Phil and/or Khet Health Issue

    Votes: 48 10.8%
  • This is a social experiment from DSP

    Votes: 99 22.2%

  • Total voters
    445
  • Poll closed .
When it comes to SoulsBorne saltminers, I always think of three champions (discounting Ludwig during his first Bloodborne dlc run, because he ragequit the game):
Pig ups @David Davidson for the kino.

What say you, Elden Fags, is there a chance that Radahn can match these legends, when it comes to prodding the piggy?
I already beat Elden Ring and feel quite safe in saying he will do just fine against Radahn. Even after I believe he will be fine. He is already reading guides, using cheap tactics and once he gets the mimic summon it's pretty much done mate. After he gets it he will level it a few times and simply enter a boss zone, summon his mimic, heal up since mimic takes HP to summon, let the mimic draw aggro and Bob's your uncle.
I think the only boss that might cause him to somewhat rage is Malenia due to her health regen on hit and rot build-up.

It's right sad how he neutered his Elden Ring playthrough.
 
NO FUN ALLOWED.


You would think that someone who has conned dentheads out of $1000 on Elden Ring over the past few days would be a little more cheery.

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Nope.
 
I already beat Elden Ring and feel quite safe in saying he will do just fine against Radahn. Even after I believe he will be fine. He is already reading guides, using cheap tactics and once he gets the mimic summon it's pretty much done mate. After he gets it he will level it a few times and simply enter a boss zone, summon his mimic, heal up since mimic takes HP to summon, let the mimic draw aggro and Bob's your uncle.
I think the only boss that might cause him to somewhat rage is Malenia due to her health regen on hit and rot build-up.

It's right sad how he neutered his Elden Ring playthrough.
Is this mimic summon really that strong?
 
Is this mimic summon really that strong?
I found it to be very OP. It did help that I play a mage and the mimic would also copy my skills and spam cast them. After I upgraded it past +6(I think) it could tank every boss. I would die in a few hits while my mimic would just face tank as if it's nothing.
 
The great thing about Mimic Tear is it takes HP to summon, and not the FP that summons normally require, so that leaves that resource available for your skills and spells and whatnot. That fact alone automatically makes it way too good.

So yeah, off to the area where you find that thing the second DSP unlocks passage to it. Can't wait.
 
It's right sad how he neutered his Elden Ring playthrough.
Especially since he's apparently dying way more than he has in similar games of past years. This means he is indeed getting worse at playing them on his own, AND in properly utilizing guides, because I don't know about you, but I usually die a lot less when I already know what to do. Phil is reading/watching all kinds of shit and still not adequately prepared because at the end of the day, those guides aren't literally playing the game for him.

What makes this worse is that Phil is actively seeking this situation. Not the higher death count, but the circumstances leading to it. @Pretty Boy Extremism is right, he's going for his idea of looking good in a playthrough, which, thanks to his stupidity and psychological issues, is WAY off base. His footage is providing nothing but endless clips of him engaging in bad acting and demonstrating even more powerfully than before that he fucking SUCKS. Not just at video games, at life in general, because who the fuck dies MORE when they have guides telling them what to do?

Phil is so narrowly focused on not raging because he knows the detractor community enjoys it, and is completely ignoring that this bullshit is way fucking worse than footage of him losing his shit because he can't do something. He's trying to look competent and displaying the exact opposite. In any of the classics, he was met with more adversity than a normal person. It was hysterical how much more challenging any given task was for him, and that's what truly birthed the TIHYDP genre. But you could say he overcame it all.

Not anymore. Not for a long time, and his incompetence has only grown as a result of not being tested, of not having to get over hurdles on his own. He was always going to suck, but he should've held onto that caveat, the fact that he endured. Stood on his own two hooves. Could've actually had a legacy, as a result, but no. Had to be more concerned with the laughs at his expense, because he's a fucking misanthropic attention-whore, an asshole not based enough to give no fucks about the opinions of others. Phil hates your existence, but he WILL have your adulation, come hell or high water.

What an incredibly weak person...
You would think that someone who has conned dentheads out of $1000 on Elden Ring over the past few days would be a little more cheery.
I would indeed, if that was literally all I knew, which just goes to show that that account is his. Even without all the other evidence, Phil clearly has something sucking up all of his money that he doesn't talk about. A mobile game would make the most sense because drugs would be more obvious, his taste in booze is dogshit, and he doesn't like going anywhere. It isn't his actual bills because we know what those are and besides that, the bank leaks confirm that he spends more money than he admits to making.

I still can't believe he tried the "fraudulent charges", instead of denying that his account got compromised. That was the dumbest response he could possibly have given, because for us, that confirms that it's all accurate. You would think he would know that, from reading here so much.
 
NO FUN ALLOWED.


You would think that someone who has conned dentheads out of $1000 on Elden Ring over the past few days would be a little more cheery.

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Nope.
I wonder why people think Phil is using a guide for Elden Ring?

Could it be because in a much easier game, where he doesn't feel compelled to own the gatekeepers and show everyone what an Alpha gamer he is it takes him over 20 minutes to kill a simple boss because he's using the most retarded, least optimal strategies a man that's played games for 8 hours a day for 15 years could devise?
 
NO FUN ALLOWED.


You would think that someone who has conned dentheads out of $1000 on Elden Ring over the past few days would be a little more cheery.

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Nope.
That is full desperation from the pig after getting little contributions. Phil can't even accept the money he received and instead, just get madly butthurt over his tip, no matter how much paypig tips he had, even if it's almost there or not. Phil can't even try to accept the money he received this time over the Horizon stream, what a loser.
I bet that most of his Elden Ring gameplay is just him secretly looking at guides and pretend if he was a genuinely good gamer, while himself in reality sucks at it. Even with thousand dollars, it is still not enough for the Pigroach's thirst for money. While others beat bosses lesser time than the pig, the pig sucks at games so bad that the stream timing just gets longer until he's done in the worst way that no such other players would play.
 
Pigxar Animations just released a new video: Why Am I Toxic?!
Seeing that video really reinforces how bizarre his setup is. Ive never seen another streamer point their camera at the side of their head. Its not even like hes streaming out of his bedroom. Its a spare room just for streaming, and he still purposely chooses to use that specific setup. Even without rearanging shit all he needs is a sub $100 amazon shopping trip and he could get a second webcam for when hes playing games. Truly a modern marvel of stupidity.
 
Seeing that video really reinforces how bizarre his setup is. Ive never seen another streamer point their camera at the side of their head. Its not even like hes streaming out of his bedroom. Its a spare room just for streaming, and he still purposely chooses to use that specific setup. Even without rearanging shit all he needs is a sub $100 amazon shopping trip and he could get a second webcam for when hes playing games. Truly a modern marvel of stupidity.
Remember back during the "I'm totally not going to CT with Khet to get married" saga when detractors drew a rough plan of his "office" and the setup and made suggestions on how to improve his absolutely retarded setup only for him to cry victim and claim that detractors are planning to break into his house and steal all his shit?
 
That is full desperation from the pig after getting little contributions. Phil can't even accept the money he received and instead, just get madly butthurt over his tip, no matter how much paypig tips he had, even if it's almost there or not. Phil can't even try to accept the money he received this time over the Horizon stream, what a loser.
I bet that most of his Elden Ring gameplay is just him secretly looking at guides and pretend if he was a genuinely good gamer, while himself in reality sucks at it. Even with thousand dollars, it is still not enough for the Pigroach's thirst for money. While others beat bosses lesser time than the pig, the pig sucks at games so bad that the stream timing just gets longer until he's done in the worst way that no such other players would play.
And let's not forget this greedy little bitch made 210 $ in tips on the day stream before. Though his Horizon stream only brought in 32 $ (last check on his video) in total it was nearly the full daily tips demand. As often stated "It's never enough" OR is Phil really thinking he needs to hit home that he needs tips the most every fucking stream because it's business? Jesus tapdancing christ.

Oh and DSPGaming made it to 197k subs. I guess congratulations are in order

 
When it comes to SoulsBorne saltminers, I always think of three champions (discounting Ludwig during his first Bloodborne dlc run, because he ragequit the game):
Pig ups @David Davidson for the kino.

What say you, Elden Fags, is there a chance that Radahn can match these legends, when it comes to prodding the piggy?
as JimiHendrix pointed out, he'll just hide behind summons and beat Radahn. He's also got a janky yet OP build. I'm no elden ring guru but trying different builds all at different parts of the game, I have one similar to his just DW 2Hs jumping on things 15 levels lower than him also at the same part in the game as DSP with that build.

Not moonvale samurai or a mage build but kinda OP none the less.

It's also kinda funny how he says 2H jumping isn't OP, Sword and Board is. Playing both side by side....

sure phil, if it helps you sleep at night.

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It's really going to be some random Evergaol or dungeon that triggers DSP. The odds of ER bringing good salt disappeared when it took DSP two weeks to reach Liurnia. Item locations and bosses are completely mapped out now so he can just cheese whatever. When he gets the mimic its over.

yup, it's going to be a random rat or some shit thats going to get the salt, it's happened a few times now. Last stream he was getting beat on by some bug looking creature shooting these sidewinder looking things while stabbing him with a spear. Phil just kept running into the pointy end of the spear and eating the projectiles crying about someshit like dropped inputs.

It was like pulling someone out of a fire only for them to keep running into the fire.
 
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Seeing that video really reinforces how bizarre his setup is. Ive never seen another streamer point their camera at the side of their head. Its not even like hes streaming out of his bedroom. Its a spare room just for streaming, and he still purposely chooses to use that specific setup. Even without rearanging shit all he needs is a sub $100 amazon shopping trip and he could get a second webcam for when hes playing games. Truly a modern marvel of stupidity.
Remember back during the "I'm totally not going to CT with Khet to get married" saga when detractors drew a rough plan of his "office" and the setup and made suggestions on how to improve his absolutely retarded setup only for him to cry victim and claim that detractors are planning to break into his house and steal all his shit?
I'm sure a part of that bullshit was a smokescreen to distract from his somewhat guilty conscience over what he was secretly up to, but the rest was surely him triggered as fuck about the audacity of those making fun of him and busting him on his bullshit daring to point out how retarded his setup is.

Always keep in mind, that setup is what it is because Phil is adamant about exerting absolutely zero effort into that which keeps his stupid lifestyle going. Especially the part of it that takes up physical space in his home, which he no longer shows any other part of anymore, and there's going to be a bad reason for that. It's probably littered with more collectibles and generally quite filthy. If it isn't, that just draws even more attention to how much Phil hates his audience, because if he can keep his condo looking nice, then his streaming room should reflect that. It does, I'm sure, just not in a good way.
 
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