Cultcow Russell Greer / Mr. Green / @ just_some_dude_named_russell29 / A Safer Nevada PAC - Swift-Obsessed Sex Pest, Convicted of E-Stalking, "Eggshell Skull Plaintiff" Pro Se Litigant, Homeless, aspiring brothel owner

[The Littlest Shitlord]

He would not. ASVAB is about practical intelligence and skills, and Russ is extremely light on skills. His problem solving abilities are also sub-par. His default solution to encountering any difficulty is to scream discrimination and threaten to sue. He gets dropped in a combat zone, what's he going to do? Demand the enemy stop shooting at him because it's discrimination?

He really has learned remarkably few skills as an adult. Everyone's brain gradually shrinks with age, but we compensate to some extent by learning skills; in the language of people who study such things, we exchange fluid intelligence for crystallized intelligence. Between the fact that as an autistic, Russ has unusually rapid brain shrinkage, and the lack of learned skills, it would be more accurate to say that Russ's fluid intelligence has merely evaporated, like a particularly shallow puddle in the hot summer sun. He'll be a full-fledged retard by the time he hits retirement age. Assuming of course he doesn't end up in a shallow grave in the desert, or an especially greasy stain underneath a Vegas bus.

 

[Disgruntled Pupper]

One more thing since we're turning over the trials again- for as much as Russ harps on about people not being able to understand him because of his ratface, the boomer judge in the Grande trial had pretty much no trouble understanding his slurred jumble of excuses and wacky legal theory. Except for maybe over the phone and in low quality videos I don't think most people have that much trouble understanding him and it's just another weird way Russ presents his disability in service of his narcissism.

 

[the khat quaffer]

He would not. ASVAB is about practical intelligence and skills, and Russ is extremely light on skills. His problem solving abilities are also sub-par. His default solution to encountering any difficulty is to scream discrimination and threaten to sue. He gets dropped in a combat zone, what's he going to do? Demand the enemy stop shooting at him because it's discrimination?

Russell would probably carpet bomb Russia with 'cease and desist' complaints. The pro se bomber.

He really has learned remarkably few skills as an adult. Everyone's brain gradually shrinks with age, but we compensate to some extent by learning skills; in the language of people who study such things, we exchange fluid intelligence for crystallized intelligence. Between the fact that as an autistic, Russ has unusually rapid brain shrinkage, and the lack of learned skills, it would be more accurate to say that Russ's fluid intelligence has merely evaporated, like a particularly shallow puddle in the hot summer sun. He'll be a full-fledged retard by the time he hits retirement age. Assuming of course he doesn't end up in a shallow grave in the desert, or an especially greasy stain underneath a Vegas bus.

Quasi-related but the covid boogie man can apparently also shrink your brain, each time you get it.

https://www.theguardian.com/world/2022/mar/07/covid-can-shrink-brain-and-damage-its-tissue-finds-research

If he caught the 'rona from some $10 hooker we might have to add 'peanut brain' next to the 'eggshell skull' descriptors. Gourd head eggshell skull peanut brain... his head's a smorgasbord of analogies.

 

[CWCissey]

I don't think Western armies employ cannon fodder anymore guys...

 

[DumbDude42]

I don't think Western armies employ cannon fodder anymore guys...

we're seeing reddit volunteers getting the classic cannon fodder experience in ukraine right now

 

[Useful_Mistake]

I don't think Western armies employ cannon fodder anymore guys...

Priday was woken around 8am by a Ukrainian soldier banging a drum. In a canteen the new arrivals were served a breakfast of noodles and a “weird-tasting juice that smelled like gasoline”. Priday expected staff to assess the skills of the foreigners and attempt to slot them into suitable roles – many volunteers had no military experience. He thought he might be sent to a refugee camp to help the wounded and teach basic first aid.

Instead, the co-ordinators explained that volunteers were expected to fight on the frontline. “You were told that you would go where you are most needed,” Priday said. They would get three to five days’ training. Staff informed them that the first two days would be devoted to rudimentary map-reading and medical skills; on the third day weapons would be handed out and volunteers would practise firing them on a range; then all of them – regardless of their prior experience – would be dispatched to the front. A Belarusian anarchist who had been through the training confirmed the abbreviated nature of it. He said he was told that new recruits were destined for Kyiv.

The most troubling turn of events came just after breakfast. The volunteers lined up and were told that it was time to sign a contract: this stipulated that their pay would be 7,000 hryvnia a month ($230 at the time) and that they would have to remain in the Ukrainian foreign legion for the duration of the war. The contract put them under the same obligations as all Ukrainian men: under martial law, declared by Zelensky on February 24th, no man aged between 18 and 60 is allowed to leave the country. “If you’ve got any commitments at home, you’re going to lose them,” Priday told me.

https://kiwifarms.st/threads/invasion-of-ukraine-news-megathread.113457/page-177#post-11402213

 

[CWCissey]

we're seeing reddit volunteers getting the classic cannon fodder experience in ukraine right now

But they're technically soldiers of fortune rather than part of an army.

 

[DSP's Tax Lawyer]

we're seeing reddit volunteers getting the classic cannon fodder experience in ukraine right now

That's about all we can expect of redditors tbh

 

[DrJonesHat]

I once read this advice column: Why Won't Anyone Hire Me As Their Visionary?" Tldr "I'm an ideas guy, but I don't know where to start!"

Bob preserve me from "idea guys." I had to deal with one who was convinced he had a billion dollar idea for a smartphone app. It turned out he'd discovered Snapchat.

 

[RodgerDodger]

I don't think Western armies employ cannon fodder anymore guys...

Russia does. And I'm fairly certain Ukraine would have few moral quandries about sending Russ to go flag down a tank column so they could let him explain "war is bad m'kay"

 

[DrJonesHat]

Russia does. And I'm fairly certain Ukraine would have few moral quandries about sending Russ to go flag down a tank column so they could let him explain "war is bad m'kay"

He'd try to get them to set him up with some leggy Russian model he saw on Instagram. I'm sure he's clueless enough to think all Russians know each other. Then, as a service to the Motherland, and women everywhere, they'd shoot him.

 

[nemesisAF]

But he could prove his worth by giving them his pamphlet and asking them if they had a sister or a daughter who could use a few bucks. Sure the book mentions $$$ but he could give them his Swift book & some gas station flowers & $$ and it’d be all good. After all, he is wearing a suit and has a better life to offer the young dear…

 

[odumegwu]

we're seeing reddit volunteers getting the classic cannon fodder experience in ukraine right now

Half of the crew at my work is Ukrainian; not even one person I know went back there and the reason is obvious. They are civilians; they would die and it wouldn't make any difference at all. It would be a creative way to commit suicide.

This stupid pride and arrogance of redditors which actually went there. They don't even know local language... I guess it kinda does deserve a lolcow thread on its own because of how amusing it is. Sadly, it would be short-lived for obvious reasons.

And back to the topic. I would really, really like to hear Rusty's hot takes on current events. Probably still not as important as his AGT case.

 

[Pee Cola]

I would really, really like to hear Rusty's hot takes on current events. Probably still not as important as his AGT case.

He'd be angry because there are far fewer Russian instathots he can creep onto, then he'd try suing Putin for discrimination.

 

[DrJonesHat]

He'd be angry because there are far fewer Russian instathots he can creep onto, then he'd try suing Putin for discrimination.

When the war is over, and some of the punitive measures against Russia are lifted, I imagine some of the Russian models had boyfriends/husbands who were in the Russian army and sent to fight in Ukraine. Some of those men won't come back. It would be in keeping what we know of Russ's personality for him to post on a girl's insta where she mourns her bf/husband and says something to the effect of "well, that's sad, but you're single now and I'll venmo you a dollar!" It's too bad you can't slap people over the internet.

 

[Fwiffo]

My favorite part was him not only getting 30min late, but wanting to prove to the judge that he did so because he himself set his alarm to the wrong time, like that would negate his responsibility to be on time. Only Russ could find logic in that defense.

Not only that, but the judge remarked that he was like 37 minutes late or something. So in other words, even if he had set his alarm correctly, he would have still been 7 minutes late.

To me this is shocking for something that should mean the world to him. In my industry, it is considered standard practice to be at any scheduled in-person event 15-30 minutes early. Our saying is, “if you’re there right on time, you’re late”. Walking in at 8:00 for an 8:00 deadline is a tremendously bad idea and you will make many people upset and frustrated with you. Get there early. This mong couldn’t even handle that. And again, this wasn’t a janitor night shift at Wally World, this is (what he imagines is) his bread and butter. And he can’t even afford the court personnel the respect of even being fucking theoretically on time!

ETA: the other striking thing I got from listening to the audio — I had only ever read the transcript until recently — was how fucking dumb Russell sounds. Now I’m not talking about his Moebius mouth. I won’t hold that against him. But it takes him AGES to collect his thoughts, to respond to questions, to reorient to another line of questioning, or even just — even after like 45 seconds of preamble from the judge — fucking explain his own dumb actions. He just sounds really, really slow and low IQ. His mush mouth being cured tomorrow would do nothing to fix that.

 

[DrJonesHat]

Not only that, but the judge remarked that he was like 37 minutes late or something. So in other words, even if he had set his alarm correctly, he would have still been 7 minutes late.

To me this is shocking for something that should mean the world to him. In my industry, it is considered standard practice to be at any scheduled in-person event 15-30 minutes early. Our saying is, “if you’re there right on time, you’re late”. Walking in at 8:00 for an 8:00 deadline is a tremendously bad idea and you will make many people upset and frustrated with you. Get there early. This mong couldn’t even handle that. And again, this wasn’t a janitor night shift at Wally World, this is (what he imagines is) his bread and butter. And he can’t even afford the court personnel the respect of even being fucking theoretically on time!
ETA: the other striking thing I got from listening to the audio — I had only ever read the transcript until recently — was how fucking dumb Russell sounds. Now I’m not talking about his Moebius mouth. I won’t hold that against him. But it takes him AGES to collect his thoughts, to respond to questions, to reorient to another line of questioning, or even just — even after like 45 seconds of preamble from the judge — fucking explain his own dumb actions. He just sounds really, really slow and low IQ. His mush mouth being cured tomorrow would do nothing to fix that.

Apparently, he stopped by where he was working at the time of the trial on the day of it to get the picture of him and Ariana from his locker. He was going to use it as "evidence" as proof she was looking at him funny or something. Why he didn't grab it sooner, or just have it at home is not a mystery. He can't plan that far ahead. He did the same thing at his small claims trial for Taylor Swift. He waited until the day of the trial to have his documents printed and was pissed they weren't ready. That's what led to the infamous six-inch HDMI cable.

 

[Useful_Mistake]

This stupid pride and arrogance of redditors which actually went there. They don't even know local language... I guess it kinda does deserve a lolcow thread on its own because of how amusing it is. Sadly, it would be short-lived for obvious reasons.

There's a community watch on them.

 

[The Un-Clit]

Love all you guys and hate to backseat moderate as I go off-topic plenty myself, but the war in Ukraine has absolutely fuck-all to do with Russhole Greer and frankly, there are more then enough threads and comments in the appropriate channels already here on the Farms.

Let's keep it to discussing Dildo Saggins, and maybe mocking his chances as a soldier of fortune at the farthest stretch, please?

 

[SunburnNation]

Not only that, but the judge remarked that he was like 37 minutes late or something. So in other words, even if he had set his alarm correctly, he would have still been 7 minutes late.

To me this is shocking for something that should mean the world to him. In my industry, it is considered standard practice to be at any scheduled in-person event 15-30 minutes early. Our saying is, “if you’re there right on time, you’re late”. Walking in at 8:00 for an 8:00 deadline is a tremendously bad idea and you will make many people upset and frustrated with you. Get there early. This mong couldn’t even handle that. And again, this wasn’t a janitor night shift at Wally World, this is (what he imagines is) his bread and butter. And he can’t even afford the court personnel the respect of even being fucking theoretically on time!

ETA: the other striking thing I got from listening to the audio — I had only ever read the transcript until recently — was how fucking dumb Russell sounds. Now I’m not talking about his Moebius mouth. I won’t hold that against him. But it takes him AGES to collect his thoughts, to respond to questions, to reorient to another line of questioning, or even just — even after like 45 seconds of preamble from the judge — fucking explain his own dumb actions. He just sounds really, really slow and low IQ. His mush mouth being cured tomorrow would do nothing to fix that.

If you walk in at 8:00 for an 8:00 deadline, you're fine...as long as you can say something like "there was a wreck in front of me and i lost alot of time getting around" or "a train stopped on the tracks". If you're in a scenario with people who know you well enough to have a basic degree of trust, "traffic was really bad today" would even work, provided it actually was that bad. There are reasons why people arrive late, and some of those reasons can be understandable to the point where you really can't blame the person for being late as it was clearly not their fault. So by Russ's logic, because he didn't want to be late, being too lazy to check his alarm the night before his court date is understandable and clearly not his fault.