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[InteracialBowelSyndrome]

'Doctor can you cut off my balls?'

*Snip, cut, tear.*

'Doctor I need fake balls that just doesn't look right'.

Doctor: "Sir, your test results are ba-"

Patient: "It's MA'AM!"

Doctor: " My apoligies ma'am. You have testicle cancer."

 

[DoubleD]

Stop Putting Queer Characters In Everything and Just Tell Queer Stories​

BY JILL GUTOWITZ

MARCH 7, 2022 12:02 PM EST
In 2022, I’ve developed a weekly ritual of absolutely screaming into my group chat about whatever queer show is currently airing. I grew up in the aughts and watched LGBTQ narratives slowly leak into the mainstream. Today, between Euphoria, Special, The Sex Lives of College Girls, Yellowjackets, And Just Like That…, Genera+ion, The Morning Show, The Other Two, Feel Good, The L Word: Generation Q, I can watch a new episode of television almost every week that has at least one queer character. But plentiful doesn’t always mean good.

Welcome to the future you fucks demanded, in which any show, anything at all that can have a 'queer' character, ends up having one, even if it does absolutely fuck-nothing to enhance the show/movie/game/etc that they're in.

Your lot demanded that queer characters be 'normalized' and insisted they can appear in any context a straight character would - not just gay romance and coming-out stories. Congratulations - you now have a bunch of characters written in pretty much the same way as the straight characters are, barring the occasional gay kiss, and you have the gall to complain about that too.

Similarly, the name on everyone’s lips, or in every queer person’s group chat, is Che Diaz. Played by Sara Ramirez (who identifies as nonbinary) in the Sex and the City reboot And Just Like That…, Che is arrogant, annoying, and sometimes predatory—like when they tell Carrie, “You better step your pussy up” after Carrie vocalizes her discomfort in discussing masturbation. But above all, Che is empty. In an early episode, Che introduces themself via their podcast as “queer, nonbinary, Mexican, Irish diva, representing everyone else outside these two boring genders,” before pressing a button on the sound board that quips, “Woke moment!” Instead of giving Che nuance or depth, the writers decided that Che’s identity is their personality.

And when the writers do forge a character who's so unapologetically queer, who you absolutely couldn't replace with a straight character and still be telling the same story, you realise how cringe that is and decide you don't like it either.

I'll be the first to say the current generation of Hollywood screenwriters are not very good. But from the way this writer makes it sound, it's almost like nothing they could do would impress her - at least as long as the writer is straight.

When this person says 'queer stories', what she really means is any story written by a queer writer. That article may as well just be the two words: "HIRE ME"

 

[MetalParakeet]

There's no way franny isn't a domestic abuser.
I can't post pics but his tweets are all vitriol towards the people trying to help him.

Hes calling the doctors cunts because he can't eat before a surgery that might happen.

You can die in surgery if you eat beforehand, you raging cunt. Is a day or two of hunger really worse than shitting out of your crotch hole?

If they're terrible enough to call those trying to fix him names, imagine what he does to everyone else.

People in his comments seem to be low key teasing him too

 

[FarmVille]

Help his poor dad

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"I think I passed"

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I think this guy actually comes pretty close to passing as a post menopausal women with a severe hormone imbalance

 

[kaien]

There's no way franny isn't a domestic abuser.
I can't post pics but his tweets are all vitriol towards the people trying to help him.

I don't know if I quite get abuser vibes -- he seems more passive-aggressive than aggressive to me -- but he's a staggering egotist. If you read back in his feed it just gets more and more surreal. Constantly bragging about how hot he is, all the sex he's having, all the sex he's turning down. Dunking on the chasers who simp for him. Like I mentioned in another thread, I was finally over the "fuck this guy forever" line when he talked about parading around in front of the sugar daddy's wife.

Pride, ironically, is what I think got him in the end. A lot of people have pointed out that he's not hopelessly stupid, and he voiced some very reasonable misgivings about the surgery beforehand. But then he went and got it anyway, because he's the hero of the story and complications are something that happens to, you know, those other people. Have fun trying to get those bolt-ons you wanted while you're shitting in a bag, fucko.

 

[MetalParakeet]

I don't know if I quite get abuser vibes -- he seems more passive-aggressive than aggressive to me -- but he's a staggering egotist. If you read back in his feed it just gets more and more surreal. Constantly bragging about how hot he is, all the sex he's having, all the sex he's turning down. Dunking on the chasers who simp for him. Like I mentioned in another thread, I was finally over the "fuck this guy forever" line when he talked about parading around in front of the sugar daddy's wife.

Pride, ironically, is what I think got him in the end. A lot of people have pointed out that he's not hopelessly stupid, and he voiced some very reasonable misgivings about the surgery beforehand. But then he went and got it anyway, because he's the hero of the story and complications are something that happens to, you know, those other people. Have fun trying to get those bolt-ons you wanted while you're shitting in a bag, fucko.

Maybe, but I dunno. I see what you see but I also see a very short fuse.

He can go 5 posts without snapping on friends who are trying to support him, and he's way too comfortable calling medical professionals who are trying to potentially save his life cunts.

It could all just be online talk and mean nothing more than that he's deeply unpleasant. But I dunno, I get the sense that he has a short fuse. I can't see it taking much for him to snap and start at least shoving a partner or family member

 

[soggy london]

pics aren't uploading but here's the link to it

So, Fanny is lined up for an ileostomy probably because somewhat somehow fecal matter is leaking into his robocooch and the surgeon needs to reroute the downstairs activity into an ileostomy bag while she/he figures out a way to patch up the new accidental doodoo tunnel (a fistula).

The funny part? In the midst of all his whining about complications and post-op suicidal ideation, Fanny makes sure to say "congratulations" to a fellow troon who now has an SRS date.

C O N G R A T U L A T I O N S no word to the wise, no TURN BACK KEEP YOUR DICK, just a gender confirming "congrats"

These lot are their own worst enemy

ETA: a nurse walked in on him force dilating his shitty axe wound and he's made 3 smug tweets about it because teehee exhibitionism

 

[veri]

place your bets on when he's gonna purchase the shotgun
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redditor's wife wants a divorce. but it gets worse you guys, he removed her COLLAR its over\
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pantsuparty has a reddit
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[glad vlad]

So how common are these fistulas after this surgery? I see at least one person in that guy’s comments saying that he had the same issue after the same surgery.

Horrifying.

 

[soggy london]

So how common are these fistulas after this surgery? I see at least one person in that guy’s comments saying that he had the same issue after the same surgery.

Horrifying.

Per this, out of 332 studied patients, the most common complication was progressive obstructive voiding disorder due to meatal stenosis (40%), 33% had wound healing issues, and 3% had rectal injury. This is just one study though, with a small pool.

So, a lot.

We should also take into account that a lot of the nurses involved in pre and post OP care probably have little to no experience with troons and genital axe wounds, and the surgeons are already unethical hackjobs who could give less than a damn about post OP healing.

Also, mtf troons are typically filthy. There are so many opportunities for things to go wrong.

Spoiler: pl + healthcare sperg

As someone who is in the business, I will say that unfortunately the industry is all about making the most money as efficiently as possible. The only time any "push back" occurs, or when procedures are scrutinized, is when an otherwise healthy person dies. Even then, they'll be hard pressed to make any changes.

Tip for American kiwis: unless you're in good shape (normal BMI, young age), avoid surgery at a surgical center if you can. They're high input/output and cut corners every given chance.

 

[Just Another Autist]

So how common are these fistulas after this surgery? I see at least one person in that guy’s comments saying that he had the same issue after the same surgery.

Horrifying.

Don't worry! It's actually fairly uncommon- the rate is only about 1%. You're much more likely to get necrosis (4%) or prolapse (3%) than a fistula.

 

[MetalParakeet]

I feel like I've noticed a switch over how accepting people are being.

I'm in a few shit tag groups that make fun of the general easy targets (witches, MLMs, crunchy moms, ddlg etc) but you were never ever allowed to say anything about trans. The rules often had bs about respecting pronouns and garbage like that.

I look in those same groups now and I see a lot of the people we make fun of being posted on there. And overwhelmingly, the opinions and jokes are based as fuck. It's the little white danger hairs who are screaming about transphobia that are the ones being mocked and booted from the group.

Since I don't involve myself with this stuff on a larger scale, I don't know if that's actually because people are growing sick of the rhetoric or if it's because I'm unintentionally surrounding myself with people who don't give a fuck about 57 year old Jonathena and xirs gender crisis

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

Can you believe this homosexual was named of the year?
LINK

 

[PitcherInTheWheat]

So how common are these fistulas after this surgery? I see at least one person in that guy’s comments saying that he had the same issue after the same surgery.

Horrifying.

There are 54 comments on Fanny's original tweet. Of those, the following report complications or severe persistent pain, so definitely not uncommon:

@dicklesslizzard (3) -
So, I lived with incredibly painful dilations for about 2-3 years. Usually bloody and always painful enough to make me scream. Weed helped a bunch but now I'm a stoner. 2 weeks ago I got reconstructive surgery to fix it and its going okay. Your surgeon may be able to help. - I didn't have a fistula, but I had a ring of scar tissue that would prevent me from fitting anything larger than a finger in me without prying it open with a urethral dilator (I snapped one in half from how often it bent). These surgeries are intense and I think we don't realize. - Just how much it effects us and our daily lives afterwords. I had to drop out of college after because dilating 3 times a day made it so I just couldn't keep up at campus. You're already incredibly strong for the steps you've taken. I hope that you can get the fixes you need

@voidflorescent -
I'm really fucking sorry. I have a rectovaginal fistula too, it's been really hard. I'm about six months out from surgery. If you would like someone to DM that's also going through it, I'm in a emotional place that can handle sadness and rage, feel free

@LucyLauser -
I had a second emergency surgery and a drain put in when I got a huge infected hematoma 10 days after my orchi/scrotectomy. Surgery recovery is emotionally rough, sometimes complicated, and yours will take more time and pain, but it’s still temporary and it WILL get better.

@JulieAnnIAm -
Dilation sucks. I was crying and freaking out because I thought I was doing it wrong and it was painful. Then when you have to start using the next size up, the crying and pain starts over again. Now after a year, it still sucks but not a big deal. Good luck. Hang in there

@Augusti57507380 -
Hi I know how you are feeling. Was in the same spot with pain and bleeding pain. It’s all most bin 2 years and still in pain . Sending healing hugs too you and all that are going threw this. We all have this.

Second hand reports:

@Design_Fix_Make -
If the fistula persists, Stayfree Ultra thin overnight with wings are pretty good at catching any daily leakage. My partner has had perianal fistulae for decades. Luck with your healing

@EllieTheScience -
I'm so sorry you're dealing with that right now I had a friend who ran into that complication too, and it took a little while but she got through it. You can do this, and there *is* good on the other side of it. Hang in there, lady!

Another commenter just had surgery and another wants to, so potential for 2 more complications soon.

 

[MetalParakeet]

Gonna Spoiler a little sperg for thought here. I've never used a Spoiler before so I hope it works.

Spoiler

I was talking with a friend of mine recently, who used to be just as much as a pro trans person as I was.

Turns out we had both been on board in the beginning because we thought it was the beginning to removing pointless gender roles, rules and stereotypes.

I don't know how the rest of you kiwi feels but I don't care if a dude wants to wear makeup and a dress. I don't care about that anymore than I care about a woman who likes to shave her head and wear boxers under her sweatpants. I think putting gender specific labels on inanimate shit like clothing, etc is just as stupid as saying blue is only for boys.

So in that respect, I appreciated the movement. I appreciated people wearing whatever they felt like in the face of what I see are arbitrary rules.


But this was back when it was common to be androgynous but uncommon to change your pronouns so while it was weird...it wasn't really something I put too much thought toband was happy to do to accomodate the few that requested it.


However now.... now it does the opposite of laugh in the face of meaningless gender rules. It's gone back to the 1950s and amplified the gender roles x1000.
Except instead of telling little John he can't play with a doll because he's a boy, you're telling little John that he once looked at a doll because he's actually a woman.

All this egg cracking shit really shows it. It's all talk about men feeling stupider, ditzier, hornier, etc once on hormones. All of a sudden they want to cook and clean and prance. Of course everyone should have known this was their true self because they once put down a Tonka truck to pick up a baby doll omgzzzz so maternal instinct.

Same for ftms. They want asspats for watching sports (that lots of women watch,) liking horror (which tons of women are into) and shooting guns (which I'm pretty sure you don't shoot with a dick so...)

I dunno. I guess after a beer and a chat, I'm just a bit sad about it. I think we were on a start to putting less stock in material things and seeing people as multifaceted individuals, but that got coopted by fetishists who just wanted to tell the internet how their dick totally smells like a fishy pussy after 30 min on E

 

[Windows 10 Upgrade]

Gonna Spoiler a little sperg for thought here. I've never used a Spoiler before so I hope it works.

Spoiler

I was talking with a friend of mine recently, who used to be just as much as a pro trans person as I was.

Turns out we had both been on board in the beginning because we thought it was the beginning to removing pointless gender roles, rules and stereotypes.

I don't know how the rest of you kiwi feels but I don't care if a dude wants to wear makeup and a dress. I don't care about that anymore than I care about a woman who likes to shave her head and wear boxers under her sweatpants. I think putting gender specific labels on inanimate shit like clothing, etc is just as stupid as saying blue is only for boys.

So in that respect, I appreciated the movement. I appreciated people wearing whatever they felt like in the face of what I see are arbitrary rules.


But this was back when it was common to be androgynous but uncommon to change your pronouns so while it was weird...it wasn't really something I put too much thought toband was happy to do to accomodate the few that requested it.


However now.... now it does the opposite of laugh in the face of meaningless gender rules. It's gone back to the 1950s and amplified the gender roles x1000.
Except instead of telling little John he can't play with a doll because he's a boy, you're telling little John that he once looked at a doll because he's actually a woman.

All this egg cracking shit really shows it. It's all talk about men feeling stupider, ditzier, hornier, etc once on hormones. All of a sudden they want to cook and clean and prance. Of course everyone should have known this was their true self because they once put down a Tonka truck to pick up a baby doll omgzzzz so maternal instinct.

Same for ftms. They want asspats for watching sports (that lots of women watch,) liking horror (which tons of women are into) and shooting guns (which I'm pretty sure you don't shoot with a dick so...)

I dunno. I guess after a beer and a chat, I'm just a bit sad about it. I think we were on a start to putting less stock in material things and seeing people as multifaceted individuals, but that got coopted by fetishists who just wanted to tell the internet how their dick totally smells like a fishy pussy after 30 min on E

I'm very much the same. Early on I wanted to accommodate people who'd had such shitty lives or traumas they needed coping mechanisms - acts that sound strange but initially did nobody any harm. I didn't mind the odd troon in the bathroom, they were by and large self-aware of their wretchedness, and 20 years ago were grateful and humble to be included into "femininity".

Now its a fucking DEMAND couched in implied violence - if you don't fully accept every troon into a space where you are vulnerable, you are a TERF and "Terfs need to be punched and killed", it's a constant refrain.

I'm glad the tide is slowly turning in some places. I have to be quiet online and on social media but weirdly I can be out and loud about the evils of troonery in real life and work.

 

[MetalParakeet]

I'm very much the same. Early on I wanted to accommodate people who'd had such shitty lives or traumas they needed coping mechanisms - acts that sound strange but initially did nobody any harm. I didn't mind the odd troon in the bathroom, they were by and large self-aware of their wretchedness, and 20 years ago were grateful and humble to be included into "femininity".

Now its a fucking DEMAND couched in implied violence - if you don't fully accept every troon into a space where you are vulnerable, you are a TERF and "Terfs need to be punched and killed", it's a constant refrain.

I'm glad the tide is slowly turning in some places. I have to be quiet online and on social media but weirdly I can be out and loud about the evils of troonery in real life and work.

Back then, it was almost endearing. Like "hey kudos to this person for being themselves in the fact of adversity." But like you said, they weren't demanding we acknowledge their periods and asking for inverted dicks. They just wanted to present themselves whatever way they felt comfortable without people being dicks about it. I feel like that's a decent goal.

They also knew they weren't a different sex just because they liked barbies and skirts though. I think that's the main difference, as you've said.

I'm part of a community that you would think would all be 10000% cancel jk Rowling, hug all trans cause they can do no wrong. However I'm really beginning to see that a lot of that is lip service.

While I still have to be careful who I talk go, lots of close friends (who are of the danger hair, body modded free spirit etc junk) really do think the same as us. They're just worried about being excommunicated from those who either honestly still deluded, or those who pretend to be out of fear of scorn.

More often than not, I've had close close friends of friends who have come out as trans admit in secret that while they want their bff to be happy..."yikes." But they don't know how to approach their buds and honestly have a sit down with them about their mental health without a total freak out occuring

 

[Ona Quest]

I guess we're a text-based site, now? RIP image attachments.

FB tranny posts linked for viewing "pleasure"

Alana Lorena Heim Olivia
Willing to share nsfw selfie I just took with non men. Dm to request.

Comments

William James Scott (Chaser)
Well, I guess that counts me out I’ll bet it’s really pretty though.
OP Reply
William James Scott I’m considering giving the men the option of seeing it if they bring tribute.

Amanda Forest
Good on you! I hope you get the boost you need from it. I bet you look great.

Arielle Lynn Stephens (It's still me, just reflects who I really am. My true friends will understand)
On Becoming a Woman by Qalonymos ben Qalonymos, born in Arles, 1286. published in 1322 in his magnum opus, Even Bohan (Touchstone) translated by Peter Cole (The Dream of the Poem: Hebrew Poetry from Muslim and Christian Spain 950-1492. Princeton: Princeton University Press, 2007. 285-6)

Lord in heaven, who brought forth wonders by fire and water for our Fathers, cooling Abraham’s Chaldean kiln, so in its flames he’d not be burned; who altered Dina’s fate in the womb, and made a serpent of Moses’ wand; who whited with illness Miriam’s hands and turned the Sea of Reeds into land— transforming the muddy bed of the Jordan into passable sand, and making from stone and shale a pool whose springs would not fail if only you would make me female!
If that alone might be done, how wondrous then would be my fortune! Spared the arduous labor of men, I’d settle down and raise my children. But why complain and bitterly whine? If my Father in heaven is so inclined as to fashion me with a lasting deformity, how could I ask that He take it from me? Worry about what just can’t be is incurable pain and endless misery; empty condolence is hardly an answer. “I’ll just have to bear it, “ I said, “though I’ll suffer
until I wither away and die.” And since long ago I learned from tradition that both good and bad deserve benediction, in the faintest of whispers I’ll mutter each morning; Blessed art Thou, O Lord—who has not made me a woman.

Comments
Fal Con (Chaser)
Hello please add me I want to talk to you in the messenger and I want to marry you

(post link) So, assuming or the purposes of this question, that male privilege is a thing, than why do so many more of us desire to be females than females wish to be men, if men have it so much better This is not meant as a trick question, I'm trying to understand my own feelings. Thank any and all of you who can lend some insight

Comments
Bianca Heels (I love cross dressing an I am looking to get better at doing my make up) I personal think women are the most beautiful thing to look at. I also love the clothes. Male clothes suck

Shyann C Ross (Cross dresser (dudette)... photos and bio evolving. If you have no bio I have little to no interest) because girls get to wear lipstick & pretty clothes

Piper Renee Wiseman (Married trans female. WILL NOT ACCEPT MALE FRIENDS YOU WIL BE BLOCKED) Women rule men we DONT need them they need us
Me personally don’t have anything to do with them
OP reply I agree. Men are pigs, and I much prefer being with women. Men only think with the small head. If their dicks fell off they would be totally lost

 

[Marcus Tullius Cicero]

However now.... now it does the opposite of laugh in the face of meaningless gender rules. It's gone back to the 1950s and amplified the gender roles x1000.

I'll agree that transsexuals are taking certain roles and emphasizing them to excessive degrees, but I wouldn't relate what's going on now to what went on in the 50s. As the reason for why these roles are being emphasized is different. They were emphasized in the 50s because such is what was thought to lead to ideal men and women, as well as a healthy society. Whether you believe that or not, it cannot be denied that transsexuals emphasize those roles in order to increase their "gender euphoria" and thus satisfy their sexual urges. Or to "live as their true selves," if you buy that.

I'm very much the same. Early on I wanted to accommodate people who'd had such shitty lives or traumas they needed coping mechanisms - acts that sound strange but initially did nobody any harm. I didn't mind the odd troon in the bathroom, they were by and large self-aware of their wretchedness, and 20 years ago were grateful and humble to be included into "femininity".

Now its a fucking DEMAND couched in implied violence - if you don't fully accept every troon into a space where you are vulnerable, you are a TERF and "Terfs need to be punched and killed", it's a constant refrain.

I'm glad the tide is slowly turning in some places. I have to be quiet online and on social media but weirdly I can be out and loud about the evils of troonery in real life and work.

I was also in the same boat, once. In college I briefly believed that transsexuals had the right to whatever surgeries were deemed necessary for their health and well-being (I had little experience with transsexuals in general, in the beginning). This changed at the end of my sophomore year, I think. I became more acquainted with transsexuality and those yearning for the surgeries (particularly those who want them to be taxpayer-funded), and my thoughts began to turn in the opposite direction. It didn't help that these seemingly oppressed people would lament their condition and chastise nay-sayers in the same breath. I'm thankful there are some (if few) places where this kind of thing can be discussed openly, without much controversy or vitriol.

 

[MetalParakeet]

I'll agree that transsexuals are taking certain roles and emphasizing them to excessive degrees, but I wouldn't relate what's going on now to what went on in the 50s. As the reason for why these roles are being emphasized is different. They were emphasized in the 50s because such is what was thought to lead to ideal men and women, as well as a healthy society.

You're right. I couldn't think of a fair comparison.

I just mean that in essence, it's now advocating for things that society has now agreed was stupid and meaningless gender roles.

I mean, they literally do the opposite of progress.

Society finally comes to the conclusion that boys don't need to wear blue, women can work in STEM and allowing children to play with both trucks and dolls allows for healthy development.

Trans now? Nope. "Esteogen makes me so ditzy lol omg I can't open a jar now. I threw away all my oppressive blue clothes, also I knew I was trans cause I liked playing with a doll."


Society also accepts differences, such as the fact that male and female physiology is different. They provide different standards for women who are going into certain physical fields (police, firefighters etc). Men and women get different categories in sports based on known biological differences.

Troons: well, you know. That topic has been here enough.


Seems like every logical step forwards Society takes as a whole, the trans community grasps onto and takes a giant steamy shit