Russian Invasion of Ukraine Megathread

[H. Bergeron]

If you think blacks are going to take orders from the Grand Cyclops of the Ku Klux Klan you need to put down the meth pipe.

I said fight together. Did I say join the KKK? No. But if commies invaded Texas for example, sure as shit the racist militias, blacks who live there, Mexicans who live there, fucking everyone would fight that shit off.

 

[whatever I feel like]

I was told whatever alleged gayops happened are irrelevant because PUTIN STARTED THE INVASION. And people needed to stop with the excuses because PUTIN STARTED AN INVASION. Whatever the US, McCain and other ghouls did is irrelevant, and the orange revolution was probably totally on the up and up and if it wasn't who cares because PUTIN STARTED AN INVASION.

How about, whatever grievances Donetsk people might have had or whatever "inflaming of tensions" happened or didn't happen it didn't matter because UKRAINIANS STARTED SHELLING RUSSIAN MINORITIES who weren't cool with a revolution.

Weird how the "Donesk people" originally rose up ax organized units with a cess to heavy equipment. Fuck off, shill.

 

[Feline Supremacist]

I said fight together. Did I say join the KKK? No. But if commies invaded Texas for example, sure as shit the racist militias, blacks who live there, Mexicans who live there, fucking everyone would fight that shit off.

I didn't state they'd join the KKK you disingenuous faggot, I said they'd fight but aren't taking orders from the fucking Klan. Learn to read.

 

[feral cat #6385]

Had a nightmare about NYC bombed to shit like Kyiv.

....how could you tell?

 

[76LD910]

I dunno, The Ruskies call every attack on Ukranian civvies a false flag on their side. And people here believe that. And on twitter it is even worse.

Its hysterical how dumb this culture war bullshit has made some people, the same ones who pushed the idea that a conflict would start via a false flag the hardest are the ones now pretending that the Russian goverment/military holds the safety and well being of Russian people as sacrosanct and would never stoop to such underhanded propaganda tactics.

How could anyone accuse Russian leadership of something so heinous ? It's not like they've admitted to faking the attack that started the winter war or sending Russian planes into active and potential conflict zones painted in flags of different nations several times.

And they've certainly never bombed/shelled any major metro areas in their own territory before.

 

[No Batty Boys in Jamaica]

I say nightmare but I was like a passive observer, I never felt real afraid.

I was reminded of the 2003 video game Freedom Fighters and was listening to it's soundtrack, which is probably why I had that dream.

There's something weird going on with my subconscious lately though, I had a dream I was in this haunted house, opened the fridge and this rotting maggot like worm covered zombie popped out and grabbed me, but I never felt afraid like in a typical nightmare, again, it was like being an outside observer than "in the action" so to speak.

If you want to get Freudian I guess all the shit that has happened these last two years just have me feeling emotionally numb.


No, not Orlando! That's home to the Universal Studios Florida resort!

Disney and Universal each get their own warhead from a MIRV.

Ruckersville will be the new capitol of the City-State of CWCville. The executive mansion will be 14 Branchland Court. The legislature will be at the Game Place, which will be re-built, sans the filthy Jew Michael Snyder. Henrico County Jail will be the gulag. 40% of the surviving population and 109% of the Jewish population will be killed there; it will make Tuŏl Slêng look like a fucking Chuck E Cheese. Ian Brandon Anderson will be the first to be purged. The Fashion Square Mall will be where the upper castes live, drinking Fanta and eating McDonalds, paid by a monthly tugboat of Sonichu tokens. The Walmart and Wendy's will be where the lower castes eke out a living in the Lego mines.

The CWCki be taken offline and turned into a book, similar to the Bible. Null will be a deity, taking on a personality somewhere between Jim Jones, Pol Pot, and Pope Innocent III. The year will be declared 0 PM (Post Merge). Billy Mays will declared eternal mayor of CWCville, similar to how Kim Il Sung is eternal leader of Nork Korea. All money will be banned except for the Sonichu tokens. A social credit system will be implemented based on your Kiwifarms forum react score. People with a ratio below 1:1 will be sentenced to pay their debts sexually in the Buck Breaking Complex (BBC), formerly known as the Piedmont Valley Community College gymnasium.

Together we can make the shift from a late capitalist industrial society to a Chandlerian-Marxist Ethno State.

 

[Generic Retard]

Weird how the "Donesk people" originally rose up ax organized units with a cess to heavy equipment. Fuck off, shill.

The people in Donbass are obviously moderate rebels, which are ok to supply with weapons if I have learned anything from EU politics.

 

[Arc]

Except by your very logic DONBASS STARTED THE WAR!!!! You fucking dumbass.

Lol - sure if you start counting when glowies tell you to start counting.

Weird how the "Donesk people" originally rose up ax organized units with a cess to heavy equipment. Fuck off, shill.

Are you telling me that there was suspicious involvement from greater powers? I was told that doesn't matter. So you fuck off, glowie shill. Go spin a tale about how the color revolutions were super organic.

 

[whatever I feel like]

Lol - sure if you start counting when glowies tell you to start counting.

Are you telling me that there was suspicious involvement from greater powers involved? I was told that doesn't matter. So you fuck off, glowie shill. Go spin a tale about how the color revolutions were super organic.

No, I am telling you that they were literally Russians, dipshit.

 

[H. Bergeron]

I didn't state they'd join the KKK you disingenuous faggot, I said they'd fight but aren't taking orders from the fucking Klan. Learn to read.

Oh shut the fuck up, You didn't read shit. I said they would fight together, but you argued it several fucking times and kept going for fucking ever. You said wouldn't take orders from a Grand Dragon, when that was never fucking even hinted at. So for that to happen they would have to I dunno, join the KKK. Better logic than you've shown capable of.

 

[Josterman]

https://www.palmerreport.com/politics/russias-attempt-at-sanctioning-joe-biden-is-so-feeble-they-couldnt-even-get-his-name-right/44437/

 

[H. Bergeron]

Lol - sure if you start counting when glowies tell you to start counting.

Are you telling me that there was suspicious involvement from greater powers? I was told that doesn't matter. So you fuck off, glowie shill. Go spin a tale about how the color revolutions were super organic.

No you retarded faggot. Going by when the war actually fucking started. Get back on Putin's cock and enjoy the ATM.

 

[Cynically Insane]

Jesper Söder is pretty well known in Sweden for fighting against ISIS as a member of the Kurds military wing.

So this kid, who fought ISIS, looked at the situation in Ukraine and said Fuck this, these guys just want us as bullet sponges. Then he convinced at least a dozen other foreign fighters to leave with him because he had the resources to secure a safe escape.

I know some of you may think him a coward, but I disagree. You can not put a price on tactical awareness. This kid saved foreign lives.

 

[Protistology]

It's true. Maybe not with niggers but with blue collar blacks. People will cast aside their differences if a larger threat appears, especially if it threatens their way of life.
That may not apply to slavs but whites and non-nigger blacks are civilized enough.

Absolutely. African Americans and the Good Ol' Boys would be armed to the teeth and fighting. The niggers would flee to some urban shithole up north and demand free shit for their troubles -- and they'd be given it.

This would repeat until there's no place for them to flee to in the US, then they'd either bail for Canada and demand more free shit or I dunno, scream at the Chinese army about how they have Yellow Privilege and act surprised when they're just put down instead of put up with.

Because I can't attach images, enjoy this classic: tinyurl.com/y5bxnbsy

 

[Arc]

No you retarded faggot. Going by when the war actually fucking started. Get back on Putin's cock and enjoy the ATM.

The war started when foreign influences took control of the country via a violent revolution. And people in the Donbass region said lol no.

 

[Meat Target]

My booze-influenced brain just realized:

Comparing this, or any modern conflict, to WW2, is as asinine as comparing WW1 to the War of 1812.

 

[Bob jensen]

Who the fuck is even watching the View in order to post it here (In jest or otherwise)??

(Can't quote way behind whatever )

 

[Penis Drager]

My booze-influenced brain just realized:

Comparing this, or any modern conflict, to WW2, is as asinine as comparing WW1 to the War of 1812.

B-but Putin is Hitler and Ukraine is his Poland!


Unironically, though: There are some legitimate parallels to be made:
Hitler used the German ethnic minority of Poland as (part of) his justification for invasion. There was a mass media condemnation of the action followed by various anti-war "appeasers." There was some legitimately concerning shit the Polish were doing to their German minority which muddied the ethical waters, etc. I'm sure someone who sniffed less glue as a child could elaborate further. But this is kinda working backwards from a predetermined conclusion anyway so the shitpost takes precedence here.

 

[Oxous]

Ukrainians seem to be diversifying their propaganda outreach efforts to Russians.

I call it propaganda not as an insult but because there's no way some Mordvin from backwater Russia speaks fluent English and knows how to caption Youtube videos. A glowie was involved at some step in the process of making this.

 

[No Batty Boys in Jamaica]

So I got curious and looked up how many United States generals were killed in World War 2, overall 31 were killed.
4 Lieutenant Generals were killed, of them, 2 of them were from accidental plane crashes and 1 was from a friendly fire airstrike, so only 1 was lost in combat to enemy fire, which was in Okinawa from an artillery strike.
9 Major Generals were killed, however 5 were from accidental plane crashes, 1 was from a fall from a balcony that was ruled a suicide, and 1 is disputed as being either shot down by enemy aircraft or from an accident.
20 Brigadier Generals were killed, which are the equivalent for Major Generals for Russian forces, 6 were accidental plane crashes, 1 was starved to death in a POW camp, and 2 are MIA so we don't know how they died.

So digging further, I looked for how many Soviet generals were killed, the issue is heavily disputed, Soviet record keeping sucked ass and Stalin loved to execute his generals so I got multiple numbers, but it seems it's in the 400-450 range, and I couldn't get any real numbers on specific ranks killed, I'll take off 100 of them and assume those were accidental deaths or the NKVD dragging them into a courtyard to end up with a nice flat 300. From the beginning of Barbarossa to the surrender of Germany was about 44 months

So far 4 Generals have seemingly been killed by the Ukrainians in a little under 4 weeks, to keep it simple for me I'll assume that one more general will be killed before we reach the second month of the invasion, so 5 generals every month to Ukrainian forces. If the invasion, by some ungodly means, lasts 44 months at the current rate 220 Russian generals will be killed, so they're losing Generals at fairly close to the same rate as they did in World War 2, if not higher if you think more than a hundred generals got dragged off by the NKVD or had an accident.

TL;DR: Russians have always sucked ass at preventing their Generals from being put 6 feet under.

100 dragged off by the NKVD.
Another 100 sent into unwinnable battles by Stalin because he'd rather kill some with suicide missions instead of having the NKVD do all of it.
100 who were low ranking generals that are closer to colonels in NATO.
FFS Stalin even had Zhukov on the shit list and would've killed him if he wasn't a popular national hero.

There are not as many generals in the US Army because the Army isn't that big in terms of pure manpower. Commands get merged and shut down all the time. Some generals end up being like the assistant manager at an understaffed McDonalds, taking on responsibilities of people above them without getting the rank, pay, or authority to get resources. Depending on what a general in the US Army is in charge of, it can be an extremely cushy gig, or a stressful shitshow. Their pay also varies widely. There are many different kinds of generals. I've heard a retired Maj. General describe it as being like the dean of a college. The deans of the medical and law schools are more prestigious than the dean of the liberal arts school.


tldr the rank of general varies.