Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

[The Littlest Shitlord]

Imagine the sheer amount of time Fatrick has spent writing “Wrong as always, stalker” to every fucking tweet he’s sent. I would bet it adds up to hundreds or thousands of hours at this point. Precious irreplaceable time in Fatrick’s life, pissed away by trolls.

Maybe Fatrick wouldn’t have thirty chins, and, perhaps would have actually given his wife an orgasm in the last 10 years, if he’d spent his time better. Perhaps he’d have a relationship with his daughter, spending that time in precious moments building trust and connection like a real man would.

Instead of all those things, this cocksucker would rather furiously respond to every hater like the fat faggot he is. LOL

He's like a robot, or a computer program. Take a web server, for example; it has to respond to each and every single incoming connection, because it has absolutely no common sense and can only do what the program tells it to. This why a DDoS attempt works, because the target is too stupid to recognize suspicious requests and not respond to them. Patrick's inability to simply ignore his trolls renders him vulnerable to the same problem. Effectively, the trolls are DDoSing a human.

 

[Basado]

I want Fatrick to get drafted for WW3 so I can be his drill instructor and force him to run and do push-ups until he cries tears of gravy.

Someone please photoshop Fatrick's face onto Private Pyle

 

[Maude Snew]

Imagine the sheer amount of time Fatrick has spent writing “Wrong as always, stalker” to every fucking tweet he’s sent.

Could actually be done by macro very easily for people who find themselves replying with the same shit a lot like for example bottom tier tech support and if Fat had a meaty brain not just a meaty and frankly bulbous body he could think of such a thing and set it up himself.

 

[instythot]

Tulsi claps back

Could actually be done by macro very easily for people who find themselves replying with the same shit a lot like for example bottom tier tech support and if Fat had a meaty brain not just a meaty and frankly bulbous body he could think of such a thing and set it up himself.

Uh, Patrick knows the sci, child. Why wouldn't he have done this?

 

[ShinyStar]

Tulsi claps back

Uh, Patrick knows the sci, child. Why wouldn't he have done this?

Because he's still waiting for someone to set up hacker-etsy for him so he can buy the pre-written program from a teenage genius-level programmer.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

Because he's still waiting for someone to set up hacker-etsy for him so he can buy the pre-written program from a teenage genius-level programmer.

He’s tens of thousands of dollars in the hole on his lawsuit over hurt fee-fees. By the time the court is done with him, he won’t have a Surface, a smartphone, or wifi. Hell, he’s probably at Hooligan’s all day every day for the free internet.

 

[I'mma real anime gurl]

Hooligans should be on Bar Rescue.

 

[Et tu_ Nigger?]

The Pig has broken through to the semi-final round of March Fagness.
This is truly a historic moment in Pat-Posting. Get out there and vote!

https://www.polltab.com/bracket-poll/kqXoocVk2a

https://twitter.com/stealthygeek/status/1307118110365884424

 

[Mr Moonface]

We must trust Biden's suspect math, child.



Bitcoin is over, child:



Piggy logic - If I feel that someone is a traitor, then they are objectively a traitor.



Please beg my publisher to give me another chance!



Filed under 'that happened'

 

[Oliver Onions]

I have still yet to find the list of people driven to suicide that Patrick claims we're so proud of. Maybe I need an invite to the secret forum or something, idk

When my heart finally bursts from laughing at all the Clayface Pat shoops you are welcome to add me to the KF kill count.

 

[Windows 10 Upgrade]

He's like a robot, or a computer program. Take a web server, for example; it has to respond to each and every single incoming connection, because it has absolutely no common sense and can only do what the program tells it to. This why a DDoS attempt works, because the target is too stupid to recognize suspicious requests and not respond to them. Patrick's inability to simply ignore his trolls renders him vulnerable to the same problem. Effectively, the trolls are DDoSing a human.

Exactly, a normal online autistic (as most of us are) can see a troll or a pile-on from a mile away and can take evasive manoeuvres.

For example: my most recent Twitter spat had a fucking simp Reeee-ing about some dumb thing. . When we had the mildest disagreement the they/them rainbow emoji did the old “summon fellow speds and faggots with a “this person is homophonic and racist, reeee” before blocking me like a coward so I was at the mercy of his dumb Woko Haram friends.

Even though I was not at fault, I put my account on private just to avoid the genderspecial Zerg rush and didn’t engage.

What annoys me about Fatrick is not that he is portly and stupid but because he doesn’t exercise the most basic social hygiene when it comes to maintaining a social media account while entertaining views that could be considered contrarian in some circles.

He’s not even deathfat fat, he’s a middle aged chubster, but the entire analogy of the word is someone who slobbers at the trough of infamy without taking the slightest attempt at self control or mitigation.

I feel sorry for the hairdresser though. He put her in the crosshairs of trolling by posing a picture of her and FUCKING KNEW IT.

(As an aside, one of the charges leveled at JK Rowling was that she never publicly supports other authors on her Twitter, not like the simp-lord Stephen King. But she knows full well that anyone she supports will be a target for tranny rage, and is empathetic enough to leave them out of it.)

 

[AirdropShitposts]

Filed under 'that happened'

View attachment 3075613

This dude makes up the worst fake stories about his BRAVE and STUNNING real world ownage of conservatives/MAGA/etc., not surprised that Fat follows him.

 

[Zbk3VmLfujjzjxBd43tL]

He's like a robot, or a computer program. Take a web server, for example; it has to respond to each and every single incoming connection, because it has absolutely no common sense and can only do what the program tells it to. This why a DDoS attempt works, because the target is too stupid to recognize suspicious requests and not respond to them. Patrick's inability to simply ignore his trolls renders him vulnerable to the same problem. Effectively, the trolls are DDoSing a human.

So what you're saying is that Tomlin S. Fatrickson is literally an NPC. As long as you press the "talk to this character" button, he'll talk, even if he only has 1-2 things to say.

 

[Caverlock]

I don't know what this is or why I made it:

 

[Opesterino]

I feel sorry for the hairdresser though. He put her in the crosshairs of trolling by posing a picture of her and FUCKING KNEW IT.

That is Pat's standard MO. He gets as many of his "friends" involved as possible in an effort to A) get some troll off him. B) Trying to have others fight his battle for him.

Many of his allies have been doxed and bothered because of it and he has zero remorse, in fact he still continues to drag others into this mess that he single handedly started. Remember when a few suckers tweeted him when they bought his book? Instead of saying something like " thanks for being a fan", "hope you enjoy the book", he would just rattle off a snarky reply and come off like a massive douche to anyone who witnessed the exchange.

edit- another example that I just thought of. All during the court case it was always " I " when he talked about what he was going to do to everyone. As soon as he lost it became " we " as he is now dragging his wife into the mass and odds are she will be the one paying any fee's.

Patrick Sean Tomlinson - You are a terrible person and you deserve everything that happens to you. You Suck.

ps - You also should have listened to the Lizard King.

 

[MilkThePig]

I don't know what this is or why I made it:
View attachment 3075943

I'm glad you did. Christ, that got my ribs better than anything for a while.

 

[Opesterino]

post link that sounds fucking hilarious

https://www.nbcphiladelphia.com/news/national-international/boy-dies-ejection-crash-theft-walmart-tullytown-levittown-bucks-county/30085/

 

[instythot]

Please beg my publisher to give me another chance!

View attachment 3075611

I could have sworn the Man of Pig said he can only work on one book at a time, and that he is currently working on his retarded Dickens sequel to chase a trend that's already started, and that Tor hadn't dropped him. I'm no gay chemical engineer, but my math has this adding up to In The Red being abandoned after Tor asked Pat to please stop sending them his shitty manuscripts

 

[Akashic Retard]

Imagine the sheer amount of time Fatrick has spent writing “Wrong as always, stalker” to every fucking tweet he’s sent. I would bet it adds up to hundreds or thousands of hours at this point. Precious irreplaceable time in Fatrick’s life, pissed away by trolls.

Maybe Fatrick wouldn’t have thirty chins, and, perhaps would have actually given his wife an orgasm in the last 10 years, if he’d spent his time better. Perhaps he’d have a relationship with his daughter, spending that time in precious moments building trust and connection like a real man would.

Instead of all those things, this cocksucker would rather furiously respond to every hater like the fat faggot he is. LOL

https://www.google.com/search?q=%E2%80%9CWrong+as+always%2C+stalker%E2%80%9D&sxsrf=APq-WBvRk0oEoW8IQZl9O5wq69gbGJo-Tg%3A1647440572400&source=hp&ei=vPIxYqvEFYmHytMP4cSC8AE&iflsig=AHkkrS4AAAAAYjIAzIfPIdk2IIpVFMHS5V3kizTV7w0-&ved=0ahUKEwirkuqw6sr2AhWJg3IEHWGiAB4Q4dUDCAo&uact=5&oq=%E2%80%9CWrong+as+always%2C+stalker%E2%80%9D&gs_lcp=Cgdnd3Mtd2l6EAMyBQghEKABUABYAGCYAmgAcAB4AIABXYgBXZIBATGYAQCgAQKgAQE&sclient=gws-wiz

 

[Meat Target]

I could have sworn the Man of Pig said he can only work on one book at a time, and that he is currently working on his retarded Dickens sequel to chase a trend that's already started, and that Tor hadn't dropped him. I'm no gay chemical engineer, but my math has this adding up to In The Red being abandoned after Tor asked Pat to please stop sending them his shitty manuscripts

Fatprick could have done what BrandoSando did, spending the pandemic cranking out books. Instead, he spent that time cramming booze and meatloaf down his gullet while oinking and squealing at his possessions on Twitter.