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[Arietis]

Troons mean to hatch into a little bird, chicken, or other cute animal that comes out of an egg. Your analogy is much more apt though.

The average baby bird looks like a ugly alien horror. The cute yellow chicks and ducklings are a notorious exception. Even the house sparrow, one of the "generic cute" round little birds, looks like a minuscule organic evil with translucent skin and bulging eyes.

Spoiler: Here be monsters.

And what does this eldritch-type pokemon evolve into?

A cute little friend. Nature is kind of amazing when it does its thing. A body is like a machine, it's gonna do its thing to achieve maturity and function. Start feeding your gas car diesel and it's gonna get fucked and fail. A cracked egg is just a creature that will never become a real bird because they keep putting diesel into it, but it'll keep growing older and more bloated, until not even its parents can stomach seeing it.

This troon isn't becoming a swan, is what I'm saying.

 

[Friendly Futa]

"Hatching a troon" doesn't have the same ring to it.

 

[Meiwaku]

a fool and his penis are easily parted

 

[Piss Bear]

Troons mean to hatch into a little bird, chicken, or other cute animal that comes out of an egg. Your analogy is much more apt though.

I understand that’s what the “egg-cracking” analogy means. But birds need to hatch on their own; if their egg is “cracked” for them, they will likely bleed to death. They are very delicate as hatchlings and only in extreme cases do you need to help the chick hatch. Also if the egg took so long to hatch, the egg probably has a long dead rotten chick inside of it.

I could go on, but basically the bird hatching analogy makes no sense one way or the other. It would make more sense if it was something like… “You made me realize I was a caterpillar not a worm, now I’m cocooning into a butterfly!” but that’s really gay and not catchy at all.

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I am not in any way opposed to Kevin trying to “Clit and Butt Torture” with somebody. Yes, torturing your neovag is really hot and sexy and won’t at all fuck it up even further! I think this is his best kink yet.

 

[Arietis]

I could go on, but basically the bird hatching analogy makes no sense one way or the other. It would make more sense if it was something like… “You made me realize I was a caterpillar not a worm, now I’m cocooning into a butterfly!” but that’s really gay and not catchy at all.

"CoCOOMING into a butterfly" would be more accurate.
Wait that's no good, I don't want to give Kevin ideas.

 

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Kevin continues to be awful in absolutely every way.
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"The price of my consooms has exceeded my monthly NEETbux? I'm such a dumb slut I couldn't possibly be bothered with that, tee-hee!"
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El*n M*sk.
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When I hear "collecting," I think of some kind of limiting, centralized theme. Like you're trying to get every classification of rock or each brand of bottle cap. Even the numbskulls who collect Funko Pops at least are limited by their releases.

My point is that Kevin justifying his hoarding as "collecting" feels ridiculous. "Every toy I ever see" is not attempting to complete a set, it's just wasting money which you demonstrably don't have if you beg for more each month. I just wonder if he's giving this excuse to trick everyone else or just himself.

 

[A Grey Cat]

Similarly, a hundred years ago in the US, forced eugenic sterilization of the mentally infirm -- such as Kevin or Wedge or Fanny -- was not uncommon. Indiana, California and Washington passed laws mandating it.

Oliver Wendell Holmes said, "It is better for all the world, if instead of waiting to execute degenerate offspring for crime, or to let them starve for their imbecility, society can prevent those who are manifestly unfit from continuing their kind."

Now here we are, at the same destination. Except this time around, the mentally infirm choose sterilization on their own, as if they too know deep down that it is for the common good of society. This, coupled with their drive to 41 themselves, means that they are their own personal Nazis, hell-bent on doing to themselves what Hitler did to degenerates.

By eugenic principles, they chose wisely. I heartily agree with and affirm this facet of troon ideology.

well some still manage to reproduce before severing (no pun intended;..or maybe it is) that possibility. (Neck and some of the tranchers) Others turn to influencing others to join them in their degeneracy. (Kevin, wedge and the rest of the tranchers) If they can't reproduce by offspring of their own then they'll use the offspring of decent normal folks.

 

[Danger Hair Don't Care]

so as we may already know, fanny is in to see his surgeon tomorrow, to stick a cork in the fart vagina or something, idk, i am not a doctor.
neither are they though so, maybe.

anyway, its is amusing me to picture that now his depressing am-ill stained sweatpants are fully filled by his intensely swollen Chelicerae.
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(holy fuck his replies are always notably full of awful)
see that weight in the background? he's been gripping it with le Chel

clap for yourself mf, flap those labia

He looks like David Spade in drag for the SNL Gap girls skit.

 

[AfghanBlue]

Similarly, a hundred years ago in the US, forced eugenic sterilization of the mentally infirm -- such as Kevin or Wedge or Fanny -- was not uncommon. Indiana, California and Washington passed laws mandating it.

Oliver Wendell Holmes said, "It is better for all the world, if instead of waiting to execute degenerate offspring for crime, or to let them starve for their imbecility, society can prevent those who are manifestly unfit from continuing their kind."

Now here we are, at the same destination. Except this time around, the mentally infirm choose sterilization on their own, as if they too know deep down that it is for the common good of society. This, coupled with their drive to 41 themselves, means that they are their own personal Nazis, hell-bent on doing to themselves what Hitler did to degenerates.

By eugenic principles, they chose wisely. I heartily agree with and affirm this facet of troon ideology.

they were doing that to alky's and junkies in sweden til like the mid 1970s.

Infact- fuck i forgot- still in like 2015, if the state sponsored any level of your Troon operations over there, you had to agree to be sterilised, wether or not you were after surgery where it would incidentally do it.

pretty mad shit. the swedes are kinda sinister.

 

[Open Window Maniac]

Kevin continues to be awful in absolutely every way.
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Every time Kev tweets something out along the lines of "I'm such a pretty transgirl UwU! I need a cutey to turn my ass into a sperm bank >///<!!" it takes one week off my life.

 

[PitcherInTheWheat]

When you put it that way the egg-cracking analogy almost makes sense. You cracked your egg… and now there’s broken shell and yolk everywhere. It was perfectly fine the way it was before but now it’s broken and you can’t piece back together a broken egg.

I’m overthinking this stupid term, but it really does bother me. It’s so cutesy, but the implications behind the phrase are horrific. r/egg_irl is borderline indoctrination.

All the king's horses and all the king's men can't put franny traggot's fabricated faux-pussy back together again.

 

[Piss Bear]

When I hear "collecting," I think of some kind of limiting, centralized theme. Like you're trying to get every classification of rock or each brand of bottle cap. Even the numbskulls who collect Funko Pops at least are limited by their releases.

My point is that Kevin justifying his hoarding as "collecting" feels ridiculous. "Every toy I ever see" is not attempting to complete a set, it's just wasting money which you demonstrably don't have if you beg for more each month. I just wonder if he's giving this excuse to trick everyone else or just himself.

Exactly. He is not a collector. He is a consoomer of shinies much like Lou; he gets the initial high off of the purchase, receiving the package, opening it… then he’s over it. It might be the closest thing to an orgasm he’s able to experience what with the butchered cock. Unlucky, Kev!

 

[A Grey Cat]

Every time Kev tweets something out along the lines of "I'm such a pretty transgirl UwU! I need a cutey to turn my ass into a sperm bank >///<!!" it takes one week off my life.

I think you may need to get your last will and testament in order Open window maniac. Kevin does that a lot and quite often.

 

[AirdropShitposts]

I was surprised that Kevin would retweet something positive about work:

 

[80's Dad]

Wait, didn't Wedge claim to be kidnapped by a John? I thought that's how he got his asshole blown out? And he claims that 'sex work is less dangerous than a real job'? So the kidnapping thing is made up then.

Don't know about you guys, but in all the jobs I had, kidnapping, rape, or sexual/physical assault have never been a danger on the job. Also, sex work isn't work, get a real job, you fucking degenerate.

 

[Puddleduck]

late and gay because of tor issues but this tweet was in response to Fanny's "I'm literally farting out of my new vagina" tweet:

Someone peed from their vagina?! That's a malfunction too...

 

[AMHOLIO]

made me realize I was a caterpillar not a worm, now I’m cocooning into a butterfly!” but that’s really gay and not catchy at all.

If it's really gay it should appeal to them. Shame!

Every time Kev tweets something out along the lines of "I'm such a pretty transgirl UwU! I need a cutey to turn my ass into a sperm bank >///<!!" it takes one week off my life.

I'll miss you, OWM. I'm sorry you have such a short life to live and I'd like to send 30 hookers and 10lbs of blow for your upcoming last 4-6 weeks of life left.

I was surprised that Kevin would retweet something positive about work:
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Wedge piggybacked off this tweet but fucking flew over the point. He doesn't fucking say shit about the people who HAVE been trafficked, he likes and cares more about himself and his friends. "When WE talk about sex work" is not fucking followed or proceeded by "These people have a terrible struggle which is totally different than the sex worker who does it by choice". It's just not mentioned period. He even goes on to tweet that not only is it not as dangerous but WHY DO OPPRESSED PEOPLE CHOOSE TO REBEL AGAINST THE COMMON JOB BY DOING SEXWORK? and not "vulnerable groups make easy targets for sex traffickers yet I know some who choose to go in willingly and see it as freeing and that is a weird dynamic" or SOMETHING along those lines.

Just... cram that foot into your mouth as far as possible, why don't you.

 

[S.C.U.D.]

I was surprised that Kevin would retweet something positive about work:
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This is Wedge's definition of sex work which isn't work and is rarely sex. It's the larger movement of taking onlyfans thots and putting them on the same level as street prostitutes. Which I don't know who that insults more, the OF whores or the ones working the corner.

 

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I was surprised that Kevin would retweet something positive about work:
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Urinating on yourself online for $30 isn't "sex work," Wedge.

 

[Shakespeare]

But birds need to hatch on their own; if their egg is “cracked” for them, they will likely bleed to death.

Well, troons who have their "egg cracked" will also likely die. So the metaphor tracks as far as I am concerned.