Pretzels, yay or nay?

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Pretzels are always there for you. Potato chips? Experimental, pulled off the shelf at a whim. Corn chips? Sure if you have some dip. Pretzels? Stand the test of time. The superior snack. If one pretzel nation falls, ten more will rise.
 
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I like the big ones with a bunch of ham and shit on them
the little hard ones are basically a salt delivery system which is good because salt is good, i use it for cellular ion transfer type shit
They're kind of fun to bake yourself and some of the ways you can give them that tacky crust feel illegal
 
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On certain occasions. As a kid I liked Baseball and my family took me and my siblings to a Yankee game, there I had a few pretzels with mustard. So for shit like that, or at a bar maybe I'll have a pretzel if theyre offering.
 
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Yes to sourdough snack pretzels and soft pretzels that only have a moderate amount of salt. Yes to pretzel bread/buns for burgers.

Most everything pretzel is good except plain snack pretzels, which are boring.
 
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Pretzels are delicious, especially the big soft ones that you can get with cheese dip.
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Disheveled Human said:
Chocolate covered pretzels and peanut butter filled ones are really good. Plain ones I am meh about, they are ok if im having a beer otherwise I prefer chips.
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Peanut butter filled pretzels should be stored as survival food. Also, fun fact:

Turns out, the peanut butter pretzel is a marvel of food manufacturing. The technology to make a hard pretzel shell stuffed with peanut butter didn't even exist until the 1980s, Lee says. It's a process called co-extrusion — basically, an outer tube pumps out pretzel dough, while an inner tube pumps out peanut butter filling onto a conveyor belt. The whole thing is then sliced up and baked in a giant 100-foot oven.

"It turns out that getting the mix right and the proportions right was pretty tricky," Lee says. "If there is too much water in the pretzel or the shell is too thin, the things will explode. And imagine having to clean a 100-foot oven full of peanut butter."
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I had these recently and they were good.
 
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pretzels are objectively a better snack than dicks because theyre good both hard and soft.

next time someone tells you to go eat a dick you gotta go "no thanks Ill take a pretzel"

Generic Retard said:
Not those crunchy fake pretzels you burgers like to eat, try real pretzels
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They gotta be the lye dipped ones though thats the real shit when it gets that crust. Fuck bagels, pretzels with that texture are where its at. And with that real strong mustard too.
 
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I love them all. Soft pretzels, crunchy pretzels, sourdough, cinnamon, chocolate covered, but the real hidden gem is this one
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