Russian Invasion of Ukraine Megathread

[hooboy]

Hey guys I’ve been browsing Russian telegram channels and apparently the Russians captured peppa pig he was on snake island theyre treating him well and has renounced ukraine

this is real and not globohomo propaganda its based real news from based country (russia)

 

[Oxous]

Are you illiterate? Four days ago there was a warning about the plan to conduct that exact false flag, just as it happened today.

>make 100s of vague claims about how the evil hohols are totally going to false flag
>one of them ends up looking accurate
"see they're right!!!"

Meanwhile, this is Russian Telegram, which most of this thread thinks is a reliable source. Currently alternating between "we blew up Azov's HQ!" and celebrating the death of innocent civilians.

 

[AnOminous]

Remember, all Putin had to do to make his invasion plans completely secret was to announce exactly what he was going to do and why he was doing it, but using words with multiple syllables in them, so you actually had to be literate to understand what he was saying.

By doing this, he completely went under the radar, as there is not a single literate member of the U.S. "news" media.

It's funny because it reads like a policy piece and if anyone but Putin had written it, it would seem like the kind of thing you write as an intern for some NGO.

This piece+lmao Putin wrote it=LMAO I AM INVADING.

 

[Vince McMahon]

but if you're going to whine and bitch about it

Who says I'm bitching about it? I understand being a contrarian but being a contrarian has limits. Just because one side is propagandizing the war effort doesn't mean that you're should be bringing the sources from the opposing sides without even questioning them.

By all means, you should keep on bringing the z-stuff. Just do at least a bare minimum amount of scepticism.

 

[Wy4M]

RIP Red Bull Guy.

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Is that confirmed because that could be IG account shk.vld

 

[Badungus Kabungus]

Hey Bro, could you link to the post from four days ago? I think I missed it. Very interesting, if true.

Here, you can check the timestamp and translate the post. It's a little hysterical but that's understandable. They mention a second false flag, an attack on a mosque, to get the Turks riled up. Don't think that one happened yet.

https://t.me/novostldnr/2145

Well, looks like Azov blowing up the theater was indeed a false flag. Found a post from March 12th describing exactly what would happen.

https://t.me/novostldnr/2145

Google translation:

 

[PittyKitty]

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Jfc in that second video you can see around 1:20 - left right side of the screen - a guy who just fucking smashed onto the road. Was he blasted out of this tank like a missle in the air? Wtf happened here?

 

[Wy4M]

Well, looks like Azov blowing up the theater was indeed a false flag. Found a post from March 12th describing exactly what would happen.

https://t.me/novostldnr/2145

Google translation:

There is no reason how Russia could benefit from bombing a building with civilians just like Assad didn't have any reason to launch a gas attack against civilians.
Cui Bono / Who Benefits

 

[H. Bergeron]

>make 100s of vague claims about how the evil hohols are totally going to false flag
>one of them ends up looking accurate
"see they're right!!!"

Meanwhile, this is Russian Telegram, which most of this thread thinks is a reliable source. Currently alternating between "we blew up Azov's HQ!" and celebrating the death of innocent civilians.
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Well, it's great to know that Russia hasn't invaded at all then. Apparently, Ukraine has been fighting itself for the last three weeks. It's like the end of Fight Club, but with tanks!

 

[Badungus Kabungus]

>make 100s of vague claims about how the evil hohols are totally going to false flag
>one of them ends up looking accurate
"see they're right!!!"

Meanwhile, this is Russian Telegram, which most of this thread thinks is a reliable source. Currently alternating between "we blew up Azov's HQ!" and celebrating the death of innocent civilians.
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Yes, comments on OSINT posts are cancer. Russian, Ukrainian, American, doesn't matter.

The details are rather specific though, and they describe that exact theater. It's never 100% certain but the details do check out.

 

[male pattern malding]

>make 100s of vague claims about how the evil hohols are totally going to false flag
>one of them ends up looking accurate
"see they're right!!!"

Meanwhile, this is Russian Telegram, which most of this thread thinks is a reliable source. Currently alternating between "we blew up Azov's HQ!" and celebrating the death of innocent civilians.
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[H. Bergeron]

There is no reason how Russia could benefit from bombing a building with civilians just like Assad didn't have any reason to launch a gas attack against civilians.
Cui Bono / Who Benefits

Lots of reasons, they were pissed, they misfired, there were a couple of soldiers who ran away. They wanted to send a message. Whole lot of shattering morale of the people opposing your invasion in war. And if Putin gave a flying fuck what people thought about him he wouldn't have invaded based off of the bullshit that no one with a brain would actually buy.

 

[Dave_Ph]

Will there be a seperate thread for war with China

 

[The Last Boyscout]

Well, it's great to know that Russia hasn't invaded at all then. Apparently, Ukraine has been fighting itself for the last three weeks. It's like the end of Fight Club, but with tanks!

you know...given how delusional the whole world is and how much misinfo there is atm about ukraine thanks to state-sponsored media on both sides...it's scary to me that this isn't even that unlikely to me anymore! that's how insane modern mass media has become together with the internet - it's making me question if this isn't all some plot point out of a Brad Pitt movie.

 

[AnOminous]

Well, it's great to know that Russia hasn't invaded at all then. Apparently, Ukraine has been fighting itself for the last three weeks. It's like the end of Fight Club, but with tanks!

But without as many bitch tits!

 

[Julius Streicher]

This war is going poorly for Putin. Russia really miscalculated NATO's ability to sacrifice every last living person in Ukraine to protect the Zionist zeitgeist.

 

[Orange Man Costume]

Russian MoD is now claiming there were civilians in the theater but Azov blew them up.

Pro-russia twitter warned about this happening, to that specific building, last weekend.

(source)

In my timezone this would have been last saturday.

Basically, even if we assume pro-russia twitter is full of shit, it really does look like Azov just blew up a shitload of Ukranians to blame Russia.

Only alternative I can think of, is Russia sent out these hints a week in advance to do some sort of double false flag?

 

[MugolEx]

These retarded third-reich larpers truly want to reenact the assault on Berlin with the Hitler Youth? Is there any limit to these pig fuckers?
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Hey, I have the same rifle. It's an Israeli IWI Zion-15. An Israeli civilian grade firearm manufactured in the Middletown, Pennsylvania and it somehow ended up in Ukraine.
hol' the fuck up for a second... ?

This kid has terrible trigger discipline. TAKE THAT RIFLE AWAY FROM HIM NOW AND GIVE HIM TEN ACROSS THE ASS!

 

[Lord of the Large Pants]

Remember the polish politician wanting to send a mostly peaceful peacekeeping mission to ukraine?
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Why is everyone using euphemisms lately? call a war a special operation, call nato intervention a peacekeeping mission.

"Oh cool" I say, vaporizing into a pile of radioactive ash.

 

[MidUSA]

The Allies would not have won WWII without the US

That may be true if you consider how important US lend lease and aid to the USSR was.

As soon as Germany got ground down on the eastern front though, it's defeat was inevitable. The US could have noped out around 1942 and never sent a single more, bullet, jeep or seed of grain, no soldier and no plane and it wouldn't have changed the outcome. (It would have changed the outcome insofar as more of Europe falling under the iron curtain and the amount of casualities suffered by the USSR of course, but not the defeat of the 3rd reich).

It is correct that the US has won wars singlehandedly though, you're correct there. The wars against Mexico and Spain are obvious examples.