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I'm inclined to think this channel is him simply because it has me blocked.
You ain't slick, nursing home princess.
You ain't slick, nursing home princess.
Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks
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"Hypocrite" He sure does like that word.
I'm pretty sure if you put slips of paper with political buzzwords and zoomer slang into a hat and pulled out a handful, the resulting word salad would be indistinguishable from whatever lunacy Luke cooks up on an hourly basis
WonderWino
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Yeah that definitely seems like its lucas, and it fits with his MO and the kind of 'clever' behavior he engages in. Wouldn't be the first time he's quit an account to quietly start another one. He's done it several times now
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Even with the drugs and I'm sure they have rousing bingo games and finger painting at the old peoples tard home, I assume Lucas is getting bored, now hiding his YT.... he'll be back as mentioned, he needs something to do. I assume by now the other tards and staff have nothing to do with him so he craves interaction and the net is the only place for him.
Funny having a captive retard audience and he's still unable to make friends. But he's plenty good!
Funny having a captive retard audience and he's still unable to make friends. But he's plenty good!
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First new vid in awhile. He must be soooo fat. Well, fatt-ER. Barely shows himself. Creepy breathing. Yeah, this is a normal video. Uh-huh. Sure. He seems just fine mentally. Plenty good!
Whoever predicted lonely and bored was right... and thus the expected (likely gradual) return to social media. Oh, and the recent trend towards begging for grub continues. Any guesses as to the origin of the flurry of activy and noises offscreen? Roommate? Poor underpaid employee making Lucas's bed?
True Lolcows ALWAYS come back to the milking room.
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In his prior videos that show his room, I don't remembr seeing that globe light. I'm wondering if he was in his room when he made the video.
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Hard to tell if the light is on the ceiling or the wall.
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That fat fuck is masturbating isn’t he?
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Not likely, thank goodness.
Diabetes, obesity and his meds will 99.9% for sure kill his ability to even try.
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Lucas is so gross.
This is clearly intended as a joke, but with the picture of the young girl, and Lucas's predilections...
With his demeanor it does look like he is trying to give his mangy stub a workout.
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You're just mad because you are poor and live in a nursing home, Lucas. Admit it! Also, Dr. Nigger Luke posted a new video from the nursing home on IG. You see his cow head and he is breathing heavily. Besides that, no words are spoken.
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Here's his "response" to a question re: the heavy breathing video:
Lucas tries to be "deep" or interesting with these non-sequiturs, but really they just reinforce the obvious truth that his brain is irrevocably broken. He'd like us to think that these sorts of responses are deliberate, but I actually think it's quite a struggle for him to maintain coherence without lapsing into irrelevant word salad.
The sad truth is that Lucas has for years attempted to explain away his antisocial behaviors as deliberate performances, whether "stand up comedy", "gross-out comedy", (his past descriptions of his unhinged screaming rants as well as disgusting pictures of him eating a bowl of cereal with milk and fruit loops all over his bare chest) or something equally improbable, and no one is ever fooled.
"Throw pussy"...
Mister Champion of feminism here, reducing women to their sexual organs yet again, and referencing intercourse in the crudest possible terms.
Lucas tries to be "deep" or interesting with these non-sequiturs, but really they just reinforce the obvious truth that his brain is irrevocably broken. He'd like us to think that these sorts of responses are deliberate, but I actually think it's quite a struggle for him to maintain coherence without lapsing into irrelevant word salad.
The sad truth is that Lucas has for years attempted to explain away his antisocial behaviors as deliberate performances, whether "stand up comedy", "gross-out comedy", (his past descriptions of his unhinged screaming rants as well as disgusting pictures of him eating a bowl of cereal with milk and fruit loops all over his bare chest) or something equally improbable, and no one is ever fooled.
"Throw pussy"...
Mister Champion of feminism here, reducing women to their sexual organs yet again, and referencing intercourse in the crudest possible terms.
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WonderWino
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When I read that all I could think of is how the seniors at my nursing homes all get put into a horseshoe shaped seating arrangement and then a staff member goes around helping them play ring toss and putting the target like an inch in front of them, and still half of them end up missing it. I can just see lucas taking that super seriously, winning the ring toss matches and thinking of himself as the champion of the nursing home for beating a bunch of seniors at a rigged game
.....Crunch crunch crunch? Whatever meds they have him on they seriously need to up the dosage. The fact he says and does weird shit like that even when getting all his meds speaks volumes of how truly fucked in the head and broken brained he isGleamingTheQ-Bert said:
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WonderWino
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I came across this randomly and it immediately reminded me of lucas. I can just imagine the floodgates that question would open if a psychiatrist asked lucas. You just know he'd go on some psycho rant about telomeres and fecund little girls
I'm going back into healthcare soon and people like Lucas are why I stick to eldercare rather than mental health. I'd find it hard to find pity for someone like him,with his over-entitled view of himself.
Edited to add: I know elderly can be "crazy" too but dementia is a cakewalk compared to dealing with a greasy pedo younger than I am who should be off his ass working.
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Yeah, they have been living it up in Mexico, while their fat, autistic, 42 year old lol cow son is living in a nursing home. Before that, he was living in a bus station. That is how much his family cares about him. Why didn't your parents take you to Mexico, Lucas? I am glad he is circling back to rich parents while still mooing about how evil the rich are.
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His mother invited her friends to go to Mexico and stay with her and Larry. She already had friends go down to Mexico. They all sure had a good time Oh and she invited the Creeps younger brother Seth to Mexico too.
Note for Lucas:
Your mother is more than happy to have you rot in the nursing home so no invite for you -Creep.
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He says "Fuck Capitalism" then turns around and brags about his so-called "inheritance".
Which one is it,Pucas?
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One might say going to mexico is just not in the cards for him.