Louis "Lou" Gagliardi / Ash Franzetti / Alex 'Ace' Maddox / Tegan Ainsley / Taryn Amita / Diana / gothickitteh / ashkat724 / Lynn Brooks / @acekatt - #T R A M S _ C R O W _ F U N D *buys 12 iPads* "Anyone got $600 they can spare?" *spits on cancer patient*

[Boris Blank's glass eye]

Not just his shit takes but also his grift posts. I can't wait for those to get down voted into oblivion and Lou's resulting chimp out

Sorry to spoil your fun.

https://nitter.net/TwitterSupport/status/1489351648245956613

 

[The Dude]

Not just his shit takes but also his grift posts. I can't wait for those to get down voted into oblivion and Lou's resulting chimp out

"I'm being harassed and cyberbullied, yinz guize! An organized group of racists TERF-Nazis and transmisogynists are brigading me and mass downvoting my tweets asking for financial help, just because I bought an iPad once! They want to see me suffer and starve to death because I'm a transwoman! Please show those damn trolls at K*w*f*rms that hate will not win by liking my Tweets and donating to my PayPal or Kofi so that I can buy something to help me forget this trauma! Please? Pretty please?"

 

[Solid Snek]

Ah, I see the Ukrainian chimps in charge of KF got the image uploads working again.

The Loubird of Crappiness:



Screencaps of the "Lou Admits to/Lies about/Deflects away from being a Terrible Friend" Saga (archives on prior pages):


Faith and politics, including a Reddit ban announcement (what's his current @?):



Nerd stuff:


Tells; prayers, tacos, fursonas, and friends:



Most of the Lou's activity for the past couple days has been retweets; generic lefty/tranny/anti-Rowling stuff. For example, Jim Sterling saying "fuck game devs who work on Harry Potter games", or this other guy, who has suddenly realized that "hateful conduct" regulations can be used against him, not just JK Rowling.



I salute you, Mr E, whoever you are. You are doing God's work - and if you really are a friend of Lou's, then please, help your fellows see the light. No one, expect maybe Jim Sterling, deserves to be stolen from by Lou.'

 

[JaneThough]

Ah, I see the Ukrainian chimps in charge of KF got the image uploads working again.

The Loubird of Crappiness:
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Screencaps of the "Lou Admits to/Lies about/Deflects away from being a Terrible Friend" Saga (archives on prior pages):
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Faith and politics, including a Reddit ban announcement (what's his current @?):
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Nerd stuff:
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Tells; prayers, tacos, fursonas, and friends:
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Most of the Lou's activity for the past couple days has been retweets; generic lefty/tranny/anti-Rowling stuff. For example, Jim Sterling saying "fuck game devs who work on Harry Potter games", or this other guy, who has suddenly realized that "hateful conduct" regulations can be used against him, not just JK Rowling.
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I salute you, Mr E, whoever you are. You are doing God's work - and if you really are a friend of Lou's, then please, help your fellows see the light. No one, expect maybe Jim Sterling, deserves to be stolen from by Lou.'

Lol that last one is amazing. Turns out forcing men into womens spaces means anyone can go into anyones spaces! Congrats, you played yourselves.

 

[Second Missing Primarch]

Lol that last one is amazing. Turns out forcing men into womens spaces means anyone can go into anyones spaces! Congrats, you played yourselves.

It never fails to make me laugh when these people get hit with the consequences of their decisions. Like when they were all celebrating after Roseanne and Gina Carano got shitcanned, but then turned around and bawled about unfair treatment when Disney kicked Chuck Wendig to the curb. Surprise! Turns out your side isn't immune to being fired for being an asshat in public, because those standards of conduct have to be applied to everyone, not just the people you don't like.

 

[BoobWhiskers]

Bird of Hermes is a new one. Is Lou spontaneously becoming a weeaboo for Hellsing? It has a strong chick with big tiddies, a shota catboy for him to make inappropriate comments about, and bad things happening to religious people (and literally everyone else, to be fair). Also a good series, which you think would disqualify it from Lou's repertoire, but who knows.

Or is he gonna start some sort of alchemy larp? To be fair, a phoenix would be a fun tongue-in cheek reference to the fact that he tries to retcon his entire identity and history every few weeks, but that's more the sort of thing that we'd get a kick out of, I think.

Who am I kidding, it's probably a throwaway line from his latest capeshit and he thinks he's deep or something. That's about Lou's level of culture.

 

[WhineMeDineMe69Me]

No tomatoes? Times must be getting tough for old Louie.
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But he's gonna need ten bucks to get there, though.
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He was apparently a guest on this podcast. Maybe someone who is more masochistic than me wants to give it a listen to hear Lou's hot takes on the Ninja Turtles movie?

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Spoiler: Some not very interesting retweets and replies

Also, he retweeted this viral story. I'm totally sure that happened. And I'm not sure why they would be surprised anyways. Everyone knows black people have stronger and heavier bones. It's why they can't swim.


I'm not really sure what the issue is here, or what the fuck Lou is even talking about. The Free Republic of Verdis and Liberland are two separate disputed areas, no? I guess researching anything other than which Wikipedia article pops up first on Google is too much work for Lou.

 

[Slowbro]

I wish 10 dollars from strangers could fix all of my problems. When he posted his bank statements it looks like he gets a steady stream of donations, so now I'm left wondering if this is all lies and he's just trying to squeeze more money out from his enablers. He doesn't hashtag things as often as he used to so most of his "income" must come from followers.

Speaking of followers, he has lost, gained then lost again a single follower. Either he hasn't noticed, or he doesn't care as much about his followed/following numbers matching.

 

[WhineMeDineMe69Me]

Lou exposes his shitty diet by posting receipts, Seeing what people buy at the grocery store is very interesting. I see soda, chips, french onion dip, three bottles of French dressing (!), something cotton candy-flavored (?), lettuce, and ground chicken. I'd love to know how long this amount of food lasts him.
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But then he posts this...too lazy to make something with that chicken and pour dressing on iceberg lettuce and call it a salad?

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He's also retweeted dozens of begposts from other people from the end of December for some reason.

 

[Pinball 2000]

He was apparently a guest on this podcast. Maybe someone who is more masochistic than me wants to give it a listen to hear Lou's hot takes on the Ninja Turtles movie?
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Looks like they only let Lou on the podcast because he hangs out in their podcast chat a lot.

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This is probably boring without much of note, but just to be safe, I downloaded the podcast as an MP3. If anyone wants to listen to people ramble about ninja turtles, here you go:

Maybe if I'm bored, I'll come back to this post to see if there's anything of note.

 

[Berserker Armor]

Lou exposes his shitty diet by posting receipts, Seeing what people buy at the grocery store is very interesting. I see soda, chips, french onion dip, three bottles of French dressing (!), something cotton candy-flavored (?), lettuce, and ground chicken. I'd love to know how long this amount of food lasts him.
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But then he posts this...too lazy to make something with that chicken and pour dressing on iceberg lettuce and call it a salad?
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He's also retweeted dozens of begposts from other people from the end of December for some reason.

Three bottles of dressing... idk why I am surprised due to the fact this man is 99% ketchup but good god

 

[Piss Bear]

Lou exposes his shitty diet by posting receipts, Seeing what people buy at the grocery store is very interesting. I see soda, chips, french onion dip, three bottles of French dressing (!), something cotton candy-flavored (?), lettuce, and ground chicken. I'd love to know how long this amount of food lasts him.
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But then he posts this...too lazy to make something with that chicken and pour dressing on iceberg lettuce and call it a salad?
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He's also retweeted dozens of begposts from other people from the end of December for some reason.

Of fucking course he buys iceberg lettuce. It has barely any nutritional value whatsoever. And to top it off he’s definitely drowning his “salads” in that french dressing, as you pointed out. So even if he is just chopping up some iceberg lettuce and putting some dressing on top, that is still unhealthy, considering the dressing.
I suppose it’s better than his usual meals though.

But still, just because a meal contains a vegetable does not inherently make it healthy! And salads can be unhealthy too! He’d know this if he didn’t drop his nutritionist for being “fatphobic.”

 

[Athena's Biggest Fan]

Three bottles of dressing... idk why I am surprised due to the fact this man is 99% ketchup but good god

It takes me over a month to go through 3 bottles of salad dressing and salads are my go-to lunch for most of the work week. It's horrifying to know that Lou is going to go through those 3 bottles in a week.

I ended up thinking about Lou this morning on my commute to work. Every single day, there's an unemployed homeless dude standing at the end of the exit ramp I take to get to work. Unless the weather is absolutely horrendous, he is always there. He's got the handwritten sign telling the world about all of his trials and tribulations. He's begging for money. Same as Lou.

Except he's a thousand times better than Lou will ever be because this fucker gets up every goddamn morning and is out at his location at the end of the exit ramp by 8am, day in and day out, in all but the worst weather. For all intents and purposes, it's this guy's fucking JOB. He put in the physical, emotional, and mental effort it takes to stand at the end of that exit ramp with his sign and wait for someone to roll past with their window down and a 5 dollar bill in their hand for him. Fuck if I know how much this guy actually pulls in in the 4-5 hours he stands out there, but the fact that the Greensburg Lard Ass is undoubtedly receiving more than this guy while putting in no comparative effort just makes me MATI.

 

[Slowbro]

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He's also retweeted dozens of begposts from other people from the end of December for some reason.

I feel like this confirms for the 100th time that he eats what his mom makes for him. Why she makes spaghetti 365 days a year I'll never know, but he bought all of this, "food" and he chooses to eat spaghetti instead. The receipt made me MATI though, food is insanely cheap where he is compared to where I live. I would be so happy if I could spend less than 30 dollars and feed my husband and I for a week, our dog's food costs more than that. Lou doesn't even have to work for his meals, I doubt he even has to lift a finger to make a meal because I'm sure his mom comes to the rescue and turns whatever he bought into spaghetti. It also astounds me that a man that claims to be this poor can't figure out how to shop, I learned to shop cheap when I was in my early teens because nobody was buying food for me anymore. I lived in a cheaper area at the time and learned to make what little I could scrape together last. Being poor sucks, but it's given me some life skills I'll be forever grateful for.

 

[Norman B. Normal]

Lou exposes his shitty diet by posting receipts, Seeing what people buy at the grocery store is very interesting. I see soda, chips, french onion dip, three bottles of French dressing (!), something cotton candy-flavored (?), lettuce, and ground chicken. I'd love to know how long this amount of food lasts him.
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He's also retweeted dozens of begposts from other people from the end of December for some reason.

Oh, fuck this. The last time he posted a receipt, it showed the actual UPC codes for his purchases, which made it easy for us to find out that he bought a Wonder Woman Hot Wheels car that he neglected to tell his Twitter audience about. Whatever fucked-up store this is from doesn't do this. The numeric codes for the purchases are 12 digits long like a UPC code, but they contain a superfluous digit at the beginning which must be discarded, and--much more significantly--they omit the UPC checksum at the end. So to find out what each purchase actually is, you have to calculate the checksum manually, which is some bullshit and which, if you're a number-dyslexic retard like me, you'll probably screw up a few times before getting it right. When you do, you'll learn that, for example, "GREAT VALUE" is a box of off-brand Honey-Nut Cheerios. Whoopee.

Someone who is more masochistic than me might want to look up the rest of these, but I would advise against it, because the "F" after the UPC probably indicates a sales-tax-free item, which probably means they're all food. Which means that Lou probably really did spend all his money on lettuce and tomatoes this time, yinz guys.

 

[MetalParakeet]

His receipt just showed me that groceries in the usa are fucking cheap.

1.48 for dressing? 3 bucks her3, at least. 3 bucks for chicken? Gonna be about 7 dollars for the smaller packs.

Fatty mcfuckface doesn't even realize how easy he's got it

 

[Spoonomancer]

Lou exposes his shitty diet by posting receipts, Seeing what people buy at the grocery store is very interesting. I see soda, chips, french onion dip, three bottles of French dressing (!), something cotton candy-flavored (?), lettuce, and ground chicken. I'd love to know how long this amount of food lasts him.
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But then he posts this...too lazy to make something with that chicken and pour dressing on iceberg lettuce and call it a salad?
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He's also retweeted dozens of begposts from other people from the end of December for some reason.

I'm having trouble searching the UPC of the items, but with those prices, I'm assuming that the "CA COTCDY" are likely those small bags of cotton candy that some grocery stores have at checkout, I think. Jesus christ though, no one's pointing out the two whole-ass pounds of ground chicken Lou bought? With Lou's size and diet, he's going to eat that shit in a single sitting without giving Denise or Louman Shield even a single bit of the cooked food.

Cut off the following and Lou would have the $10 he needs (with total as of the listed item per listing in parenthesis):
1. 3x French Dressing = $1.48 Each ($4.44) - should be specified that these are 16 Fluid Ounce bottles of Sweet and Tangy French Style dips. These are Walmart brand, FYI
2. Unspecified Dog Treats = $3.83 ($8.27) - Seriously, Lou. You don't need to buy your mom's dog treats to show you love them, or for them to love you. Just buy your mom's dog like a bone or something you fucking idiot
3. French Onion Dip = $1.98 ($10.25) - at this point if Lou dropped these items he would have enough for Unspecified Bills for the month.
4. Coke Zero = $1.18 ($11.43) - Seemingly the 20oz bottle that's found near checkout. Lou would save more by buying the Diet Sam's Cola 2 Liter bottles and have more soda left over.

I feel like this confirms for the 100th time that he eats what his mom makes for him. Why she makes spaghetti 365 days a year I'll never know, but he bought all of this, "food" and he chooses to eat spaghetti instead. The receipt made me MATI though, food is insanely cheap where he is compared to where I live. I would be so happy if I could spend less than 30 dollars and feed my husband and I for a week, our dog's food costs more than that. Lou doesn't even have to work for his meals, I doubt he even has to lift a finger to make a meal because I'm sure his mom comes to the rescue and turns whatever he bought into spaghetti. It also astounds me that a man that claims to be this poor can't figure out how to shop, I learned to shop cheap when I was in my early teens because nobody was buying food for me anymore. I lived in a cheaper area at the time and learned to make what little I could scrape together last. Being poor sucks, but it's given me some life skills I'll be forever grateful for.

Potentially Powerlevelling as fuck, but if I had to go for a week's worth of meals and had around $30 to my name, I could just buy a weeks worth of supplies of, let's say, PB&J sandwiches and somehow survive until my next check arrives. While this isn't exactly the healthiest choice it sure beats the fuck out of Lou's meal choices.

 

[Lou's Abndoned Artwork]

Potentially Powerlevelling as fuck, but if I had to go for a week's worth of meals and had around $30 to my name, I could just buy a weeks worth of supplies of, let's say, PB&J sandwiches and somehow survive until my next check arrives. While this isn't exactly the healthiest choice it sure beats the fuck out of Lou's meal choices.

I know in the U.S stuff is fairly different from Dollary-doo land in that fresh veggies are far more expensive and of shittier quality, where processed junk is leagues cheaper - but with a limited budget everyone is able to make stuff stretch as far as possible. It's not difficult to eat healthy if you are willing to invest a bit of extra time to prepare actual food than go the "TV Dinner" route.

Get some stock cubes, some shitty cuts of meat and a few veggies, make a soup which will last you a few meals. Do the stock standard few cups of frozen veggies and a bit of fish. Hell, rice and tuna. God forbid I ever wind up in a bad financial situation, 6 bread rolls and half a rotisserie chicken would feed me for 2 / 3 days which would be around 6AUD / 3USD, and that's my "low effort, can't be fucked cooking" solution.

Louie begs for food money where his idea of a solid purchase is the shittiest kind of lettuce - iceberg - and 3 fucking bottles of salad dressing. Even assuming he has other ingredients at home, what kind of fat fuck buys 3 bottles of salad dressing in one go.

 

[WhineMeDineMe69Me]

One thing about the list of foods that shocks me (well, not really) is the number of beverages on here. There's the Coke Zero, the tea (which looks like it's probably one of those bigass 2-gallon jugs of Arizona "iced tea") and I think also a couple of fruit punch flavored Powerade Zeros. Without even getting into the health consequences of these things, if you're so poor you have to beg for bus money, then drink some fucking water. It's free. Or at least make your own iced tea at home. It's infinitely cheaper, and you can control how much or how little sugar or fake sweetener is in it. With the money he would save on not drinking sports drinks and premade iced tea, he could upgrade the iceberg lettuce to some baby spinach or something to at least get in a few vitamins and minerals.

 

[Solid Snek]

Looks like they only let Lou on the podcast because he hangs out in their podcast chat a lot.
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This is probably boring without much of note, but just to be safe, I downloaded the podcast as an MP3. If anyone wants to listen to people ramble about ninja turtles, here you go:
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Ohohohoho, what a treat.

• Lou has never seen the TMNT movie, never read the comics; doesn't know anything about the Ninja Turles, really, so why is he on this podcast? (also doesn't know how to adjust the volume levels on his audio.)
• Right off the bat, he's yammering about his age and his birthday.
• King Nerd spergs about Ninja Turtles comics; Lou is useless, because he knows nothing about Ninja Turtles.
• Lou continues to be useless for about five minutes (he didn't even know the TMNT comics were in black and white). His first meaningful contribution occurs around 7:00, in regards to Hostess pies - apparently Hostess released some Ninja Turtles flavoured pies, with green filling. Lou knows all about those.
• More sperging; Lou reads a few facts off Wikipedia.
• Discussion about scrapped plans to have Billy Crystal and Bobcat Goldthwait fight partially nude warrior nuns on rollerskates. "not even close to the cartoons or the comics" says King Nerd, angrily.
• More sperging; Lou declares that it "still holds up", The Nerds agree, elaborate on all the masterful stuff you didn't notice as a kid.
• It's for kids AND adults! Honest!
• Lou doesn't understand why it took Hollywood three whole years to make the TMNT movie, instead of making it as soon as the cartoon got popular; calls the movie producers stupid.
• Lou dressed up like Michaelangelo for Halloween. Says that Masters of the Universe and The Mario Brothers movies sucked.
• Sperging.
• blah blah blah
• Lou reveals that he doesn't know who Shredder is, thinks Shredder's normie henchman was the main villain. (for people too young to remember TMNT, there is no way you could miss Shredder. It's like thinking some random tree in the background was the villain of the MCU, and not Thanos; thinking Yawning Squirtle was the villain of Sonichu, and not Slaweel/Graduon)
• sperg
• Lou identifies with Donatello, because Donatello is the brainy nerd. He was shocked to see all the Turtles goofing around like Michaelangelo, but decides he likes it anyway.
• loooong discussion about the Turtles' personalities. Apparently the comic Turtles have no personalities? fun observation from The Nerds: the comics were meant to be a silly parody of dark and edgy 80s comics. That's interesting for me, as I was always told that the comic books were serious and cool and better than the shows, because they were actual dark and edgy 80s comics. I honestly don't know much about, nor care much about, Ninja Turtles, but if true that's kind of a cool thing to learn. I WAS LIED TO ALL THESE YEARS
• Lou watched the TMNT movie during a Penguins game. (not gonna drag him too much for this multitasking; I'm listening to Lou talk about the TMNT movie, AND typing it out, while also doing busywork in another tab)
• discussion about Bonger censorship, loss of quality in sequel films. High praise for Casey Jones murdering people; criticism for English people, cricket, crumpets.
• For his second meaningful contribution, Lou notices the pizza, inconsistencies with the pizza, ask questions about pizza sponsorship.
• Pizza.
• Third meaningful contribution: Lou discovers some Dr Who connections (the actor who played Leonardo was a stunt guy on a bunch of Dr Who episodes; Lou lists all of them).
• Lou loves Corey Feldman. (file under "pedo Lou evidence"?)
• King Nerd says Casey Jones is an example of toxic masculinity, but loves him for it. Notices that Casey Jones is wearing an athletic cup (cough cough gay).
• "It's about family"
• blah blah blah
• blah blah blah
• after about five fucking hours of bullshit, Lou finally jumps back in with pizza comments, Wandavision joke.
• King Nerd gets emotional about a scene where the Turtles save their father. Then Lou gets emotional about a scene where the Turtles order pizza. (1:09:00)
• TMNT music discussion.
• Lou remembers a lot about pizza, and a lot about promotional items released by pizza chains, but not the actual movie. (1:15:00)
• Lou hates Vanilla Ice. (for younger Kiwis: Vanilla Ice was the original name Eminem rapped under; best known for making Ninja Turtle raps)
• They all simp for Megan Fox, Lou thinks the second and third film April O'Neil doesn't look enough like cartoon April O'Neil. (maybe problematic? Wasn't there some controversy about April O'Neil getting blackwashed recently?).
• Lou says we didn't deserve Robin Williams.
• Lou and his brother (Steven, presumably?) call each other names. (1:22:30)
• Series of audio clips from the movie; Lou is silent for most, but perks up and starts talking whenever they mention food.
• Lou says he enjoyed the movie and "would have bought it on VHS, DVD, Blu-Ray, Minidisc" (1:32:00 - I think his cohosts assumed Lou meant VHS OR DVD, OR Blu-Ray, OR Minidisc. Poor, ignorant bastards. "TMNT on Four Different Formats" Grift incoming...?)
• WARNING WARNING Lou needs to buy a lot of Turtles crap now, yinz guys. EMERGENCY TEAMS ON STANDBY (1:38:00)
• Lou identifies with Leo, because he is the older sibling (X doubt), but he likes Mikey more, because Mikey is a "loveable, sweet innocent kid" (1:39:00 - more pedo Lou?) "He's EASIER TO GET INTO" hyuck hyuck hyuck
• Closing remarks, boring
• Lou says he's a furry, claims the Ninja Turtles are furry. Praise for darker, edgier kids' shows.
• "Sorry if I stepped on any toes!" hawhaw
• 1:48:30 "Hey Ace, what's your Twitter handle?" I am not spoiling this part, listen to the ending for yourself at the timestamp to the left.

tl;dr it's pretty fucking boring; average nerd podcast where grown men get nostalgic for a thirty year old movie about mutated turtle ninjas. Lou doesn't talk much, and when he does, it's usually about food, occasionally about children.