Samantha Violet Bushart and the Sammieverse - Fat, Illiterate Perpetual Pregnancy Faker and the Various Trash and Tards Surrounding Her

Who is Skylan's biological father?

  • Total voters
    325
John Andrews Stan said:
Sammie was taking nudes in the hospital bathroom while her baby was having open heart surgery. I can’t wait to see what random maternity ward pictures she grabs off Google Images.

Also WTF this bald bitch is “sober” because she only drinks Hennessey, smokes weed, and last smoked meth, crack, GHB, PCP and angel dust a whole 20 days ago?

View attachment 3081486

NO, Sarge. Just no.
Click to expand...
That’s the sort of rough where I can’t even guess the age.
Maybe mid 40’s? Maybe?

I love how he basically called her a scammer and her only retort was calling him a chomo.
He’s not a chomo and there’s never been talk about him being a chomo.
He’s clearly allowed to spend time around his young niece and he’s not on the registry, of course that’s the only thing this meth rat could come up with because it’s an insult specifically in prison or jail.

She’s a real winner, looks like she might be able to fight a full grown man and open a beer with her small hole too.
 
  • Like
  • Feels
  • Agree
Reactions: spiritofamermaid, AmateurComedicTaxidermist, babyTAP and 12 others
Visible Belly Outline said:
Tiffany doesn’t seem brain dead, there’s a lot of disarmingly happy emojis there, and she’s asking for specifics of where Sammie is.

That has to be a call out lol
Click to expand...
It totally is, I love that Sammy is too dumb to catch on to it 😂
John Andrews Stan said:
Sammie was taking nudes in the hospital bathroom while her baby was having open heart surgery. I can’t wait to see what random maternity ward pictures she grabs off Google Images.

Also WTF this bald bitch is “sober” because she only drinks Hennessey, smokes weed, and last smoked meth, crack, GHB, PCP and angel dust a whole 20 days ago?

View attachment 3081486

NO, Sarge. Just no.
Click to expand...
She mentioned heroin too, she literally does pretty much everything 😂😂😂
Vi0l3t said:
He told her off lol. I bet she just wanted money for meth.
View attachment 3081507
Click to expand...
Go Sarge!!!!
Visible Belly Outline said:
That’s the sort of rough where I can’t even guess the age.
Maybe mid 40’s? Maybe?

I love how he basically called her a scammer and her only retort was calling him a chomo.
He’s not a chomo and there’s never been talk about him being a chomo.
He’s clearly allowed to spend time around his young niece and he’s not on the registry, of course that’s the only thing this meth rat could come up with because it’s an insult specifically in prison or jail.

She’s a real winner, looks like she might be able to fight a full grown man and open a beer with her small hole too.
Click to expand...
I feel like she’s somehow only in her thirties given she admits she looks hard 😂😂


I am seriously going to be disappointed if Sammy doesn’t come through with some kind of good lie. Do they even check your cervix often anymore? Maybe it varies location to location but my last induction they barely checked me, I had to pretty much insist they check me when I felt a ton of pressure and even then, they told me “well we don’t like to check much once your water is broke”
 
  • Informative
  • Like
  • Agree
Reactions: spiritofamermaid, Cereal Killer, Suzuki Beane and 4 others
Still no sammie update. But Tonka found sarges new Facebook and decided to harass him lol. It's a fucking gross video of a nasty bitch shitting on the wall.

Screenshot_20220317-172904_Facebook.jpgScreenshot_20220317-172855_Facebook.jpg
 
  • Horrifying
  • Lunacy
  • Feels
Reactions: spiritofamermaid, hydrothermal vent, babyTAP and 10 others
Throwing my hat in on a last-minute call before Sammie's Beautiful Chocolate Boy arrives.

I feel like she'll mention that she had him, post some stolen pictures and then forget about it all until she comes across one of those shareable posts about being a mom to black babies. Then she'll do that retarded thing she always does;

Mykiah && Blu Ivy && Cameron Romello ❤️❤️❤️

She will never bring him up otherwise.
 
  • Like
  • Agree
  • Winner
Reactions: spiritofamermaid, Dead Red, Lt.Munchie and 13 others
Vi0l3t said:
Lol I love how she ignores tiffany
View attachment 3081244
Click to expand...
Tiffany better watch her photos close. Looks like she's married to a white guy, and is due herself, so primo biracial baby pictures. Besides that, she already has a cute as a bug toddler. Sammie would scoop her pics quick. She doesn't seem like a personal friend, probably from one of the baby groups.
 
  • Like
  • Feels
Reactions: spiritofamermaid, Dead Red, Lorgar and 9 others
Vi0l3t said:
Still no sammie update. But Tonka found sarges new Facebook and decided to harass him lol. It's a fucking gross video of a nasty bitch shitting on the wall.

View attachment 3081954View attachment 3081955
Click to expand...
Tonka 😂😂😂
SmartyJones said:
Tiffany better watch her photos close. Looks like she's married to a white guy, and is due herself, so primo biracial baby pictures. Besides that, she already has a cute as a bug toddler. Sammie would scoop her pics quick. She doesn't seem like a personal friend, probably from one of the baby groups.
Click to expand...
God that is probably what is going to happen.

Seriously how long does it take to give pretend birth? Maybe Sammie is doing one of those weird ass reborn baby births and if she’s not, maybe she should just get a reborn baby and do that.

 
  • Agree
  • Like
  • Thunk-Provoking
Reactions: spiritofamermaid, Dead Red, Suzuki Beane and 4 others
Visible Belly Outline said:
That’s the sort of rough where I can’t even guess the age.
Maybe mid 40’s? Maybe?

I love how he basically called her a scammer and her only retort was calling him a chomo.
He’s not a chomo and there’s never been talk about him being a chomo.
He’s clearly allowed to spend time around his young niece and he’s not on the registry, of course that’s the only thing this meth rat could come up with because it’s an insult specifically in prison or jail.

She’s a real winner, looks like she might be able to fight a full grown man and open a beer with her small hole too.
Click to expand...
She looks like the typical hoodrat white trash granny I deal with in my small town. Right down to the hairdo.
She only fucks with white boys to beg crack money, because most normal white guys in their 20's are repulsed by her type.
Oh throw in bastard kids and grandkids, and several STD'S and you've captured the essence of this fivehead.
 
  • Like
  • Winner
Reactions: spiritofamermaid, DoorPost101, Cereal Killer and 5 others
Vi0l3t said:
Still no sammie update. But Tonka found sarges new Facebook and decided to harass him lol. It's a fucking gross video of a nasty bitch shitting on the wall.

View attachment 3081954View attachment 3081955
Click to expand...
Come on boys, you’re both pretty.

I’d love to know why Tonka has such a hate boner for Sarge because I’m sure that’s a fun filled adventure.
 
  • Like
  • Agree
  • Thunk-Provoking
Reactions: spiritofamermaid, Fìddlesticks, Dead Red and 11 others
You must log in or register to reply here.
Back